Beau Wann, Jr.
Good rainy morn mine fine waltripines! ! !
Looks like the fix is in! They said the groundhog did not see his shadow. What, is he blind? The news coverage I sawr, the sun was shinning brightly, and shadows were cast hither and yon. Wonder whats up! Someone stands to profit from this for sure. Groundhogese doesnt work down here in ice tea and grits land. For one, we hardly ever have a winter anymore. Dont recollect it getting to freezing this year, or for the last 5 or 10 years. Had a heavy frost this year, twice, and thats always a good thing. The mockingbirds are out and singing to 'high heaven'! I just love to hear them sing. What makes it even more special, is my hearing aids. I can hear every bird within 40 paces, if they so much as sneeze. Without em, I'm just another deaf post!
"I" before "E", except after C, unless that rule doesnt apply. There's always a "however" isnt there! "A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y and W. For the life of me, I cant recollect just when a Y or W is a Vowel! No one ever buys a Y or W on Wheel of Jeopardy. So, that would leave me to believe that there is no such occurance as Y and W being vowels. Why dont they make em pay for some consonants, like, "uh pat, can I buy and X"? And then give ol Pat the option of not letting them purchase any letter. "Uh Tina, no you cannot buy a vowel, or any other letter, so get out of here"!
All good questions for an early morn, dontchu think? Got to thinking about things I have never owned, or treated myself to. I dont have a "DUSTER" coat...I love those, but dont know just why I dont have one. I have a "Colombo" trench coat! Maybe it's because I'm not riding the trail on my trusty steed "Topper"! Remember whose horse he was? Thats right, Hoppalong Cassidy, man you guys are good. Remember who played ol Hoppy? Yup, right again, William Boyd. Why? you ask yourself! I dont have the foggiest idear, but it will be on your final, and as we all know, the final is half of your grade.
I do know that I have been up since about 2! Wandered all about the house for a hour. Made coffee, well, back up, I made coffee FIRST, then, wandered about. I always have to make coffee before I do anything. Kinda like when a woman goes into labor, gotta boil water and tear sheets into strips. Anyone know what that was all about? I believed em for a while, but they couldnt fool me for long, as I caught on to em as early as...last week!
Well, anyway, got up and made coffee, went outside, and got rained on. Let Jack and Big Oliver out. Jack likes to run around and catch raindrops in his mouth. What a Pup! It started raining a little harder, which aggravated Big Oliver no end. He is a low talker, and was mumbling about getting wet, and just WHY WAS I ALLOWING IT!
Finally he ran to the backdoor and mumbled for me let him back in. By this time, Jack had had enough sport of "raindrop catching" and wanted in also, running over me and Big Oliver in the process. Which earned him a couple of choice "kitty kuss words" and a "fist full of claws" on his behind. Which earned me a look of "why did you let him do that"? Round and round we go...Now Big Ollie wants out again. Sometimes that ol boy has a short memory!
Back to things I never owned...snow shoes...I know, we dont have much use for em down here, but they look cool... A "FLEXIBLE FLYER" sled. Oncet again, no real use for one of theose down here in cow patty land...Chaps, another fine commodity I have never owned! I've been chapped, and chapped a few, but never owned any...once again, since I'm not out riding the range, guess I dont have much use for em. They do make chaps for motorcycle riding, but thats not the same. I like the "batwing" chaps! Those are so cool! I guess I could take up "bareback bronc" riding, or "bullriding"...NOT! ! !
Now, there's two sports that I dont think you need to take up just to prove how tough you are, or that youre a "man". There use to be women bullriders and bareback bronc riders. That was in the early 20th century. For the life of me, cant recollect any names, cept "Bonnie" something or other. They were good too. Story going round, was that Gene Autry was the one that killed that sport for the ladies. Yup, thats right buckaroos, the old singing cowboy somehow put a stop to it. Guess he didnt think it was lady like!
Yup pahdnah, I think someday, ah might just have to get a "duster" and some chaps! Maybe bout the time the "ghostriders in the sky" come riding by.
I do have a couple of "fast draw rigs" , and we all know how important and useful those are today! I dont actually have a gunslinging pistol to put IN the fastdraw rigs, or one that actually works, unless you count my old 44! Alas and alack, it's busted, and been broke 'nigh unto a coons age'. But, just in case, I'm ready to patrol the streets of Deadwood, or Dodge City. Since I cant shoot em, guess I could do like Wyatt Earp, and bop em on the head. I think he did more "boppin" than shootin! I guess you could call him the first "BIG BOPPER"...Ok, you had to see that one coming!
Back to getting up early...I had fed all the critters, cleaned the litter boxes, swept, cooked breakfast, and made the bed and fixed my beloveds lunch, loaded her car up with all her "school marmin" stuff, and all before she woke up. Now hows that for being industrious! Just the other day, I was wondering aabout when the last time I woke up feeling good! I guess today would count. Well, I didnt actually feel good, just didnt feel bad. Wish I could go back to bed. Once I'm up, never have been able to go back to bed. Some kind of major flaw in my biological clock I suppose.
Ok, guess I'd better go, Big olivers at the door wanting out, and the "School Marm" is getting ready to walk out the door.
Keep the sun at your six, and ride boldly ride...dont think youre gonna have to worry about ol Mr Sun today.
Your frien and resident nut...JabberWrocky
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