Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Susan, good luck with your mom, on her recovery and her maybe new "digs"...whens the last time you heard the woid "digs" for home? Glad to hear that Glorias parents are happy with their new senior living. My mom and her husband Jake, are just as obstinate as two people can be to any kind of change. They are both so broke down, always falling, or this or that, wont be long, social services will take over and force them into a home. My sisters have gone above and beyond the call of duty trying to help them, but to no avail. Kathy lives in Virginia, and Carol down at NASA, and Mom lives in Las Cruces, NM...
Mom wants to come back to her home on DeMilo, but she and Jake cant travel...I have offered to charter a private jet, or bus, or RV, complete with a nursing staff to get them back to Houston, but they just arent having it! They cant travel, they keep telling me, but they want to come here...Ok, there is no other way to get here, but TO TRAVEL...I just leave it alone now...other than having them arrested and sent here, there's nothing that can be done for folks that want you to do everything, and nothing, but anything you do isnt good enough...
But aside from all that, HOW BOUT THIS WEATHER???? Just got through walking all three dogs, not at the same time, but separately....I'd probably wind up on the 6 oclock news if I ever attempted walking 3 dogs...
"We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast with this breaking gnus...Beauregard Cephus Rocky Wanndamonium was seen walking three dogs today, at the same time, and now the entire northwest side of Houston has been completely gridlocked and shut down...Traffic is snarled along a stretch of 290 all the way to the Rocky Mountains...Lordy, when is that ol boy gonna learn...film at 10 oclock tonight..."
We have to take ol barney, or boots back to his garage whenever we are gone, cause we discovered he was peeing in about 4 places in the house...cant have that! Our dogs dont ever pee in the house, and can hold it for 12 to 15 hours...they never have to wait that long, but the vet said that they should be able to go that long. Even the cats dont mark their territory, and we all know how territorial cats are...I hate having to do that to barney, but I aint gonna have him ruining our new floor and furniture...he even peed on one corner leg of my pool table! ! ! !
Now that dear friends is a crime punishable by being stuffed and mounted...rat now, he is sleeping in a cat bed next to me as I type all this important information down so's as to enlighten you good folks...I just gno yall are appreciative of all my "community information"...
I still havent been able to check out the Elementary school for sale in Burton...To Dianes credit, she is being a good sport about it...I'm pretty sure she really doesnt want her very own Elem School, having taught in them for the last 35 years...well, maybe I could interest her in an old church or fire station...I just gno she'd like that eh what???
Saturday, Mary K, the director of BAK PAK CRITTERS and Cooper and I, gave a demonstration at Dianes professional teachers organization, DELTA KAPPA GAMA...They were sufficiently wowd...Cooper was at his absolute best...of course all the teachers and retired teachers fell in love with him, who wouldnt! ! !
That ol boy musta sensed all the goodies there to eat, cause you can bet all the ladies gave him a taste or two of ham and cheese and whatever else I would let him have...they told me to just let him wander about the room, which I did, and they would see to it he was loved...that ol boy still has a grin on his face...
an aside here, most of the ladies were wearing black...all of em took home some "Cooper memorabilia"...like his fur...and I brush that ol boy within an inch of his life, with 4 brushes, and one of the the much advertised and touted "FURMINATOR", which turns out to work out ok, just not like they promise. And that brush is about 50 dollars or more...maybe when Cooper and I go a visiting, I ought to hand out the sticky rollers...eh! ! !
And unbeknownst to Mary K or Diane or myself, DKG made a contribution to BAK PAK...now that was nice...they are such a good caring group, always trying to help schools and new teachers with supplies and things...they also have scholarship funds and emergency funds to help members...back when allison flooded houston, we got some water in our home, not a lot, just in the back two bathrooms...had to replace a couple yards of carpet, and baseboards etc...DKG sent us a check to help cover the costs...I felt so bad for having received "help", cause I'm just not use to that...especially freebies, cause down the line, IT DOES COST SOMEONE SOMETHING...nothing is ever free, cept advise and opinions, and most of us dont want any of that...
But anyway, they are a great group of ladies, and my beloved is one of em! ! !
THE LEADER is having a "SPECIAL PET" contest, wanting to hear why I/your pet is special...Well, I entered cooper, not to get any goodies or prize, but to let folks know just how special Cooper is...how he survived being thrown away, and wandering the streets, and then "death row" at the pound, then eventually came to be in our care and a truly productive member of society as a childrens reading therapy dog...I thought THE LEADER would pick a suitable winner based on whatever their criteria was, but they say we can vote on line twice a day on their website...I guess you type in THE LEADER, AND then it will direct me to where I need to go...Guess I will let the brains of the outfit, Diane, take care of that...
I think some of the prizes are grooming services and treats and pet sitting and other things...I dont let anyone groom our critters but Diane and I, and most of the treats and food folks put up for prizes, I wouldnt buy anyway...I am very picky about the treats and food our critters get...and as for the pet sitting, I DONT TRUST ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY, CAUSE THEY DONT LOVE EM LIKE I DO...
I really didnt enter the contest for my recognition, but for Cooper, and his being rescued, touting that even throwaway dogs and cats have a unique purpose in life, even if it's just to be our loving companions, let alone helping kids with reading...(there was a cat in the reading program, and did very well, but, he got old and passed over that "rainbow bridge"...
Ok, time to start getting Cooper ready for his class this nafteroon. Me too!!!!
Hope all is well with everyone, and this weather isnt too hard on you good folks...I gno, it hurts me something fierce, but I still like it....the weather, not the pain...although, "pain is our friend...embrace it...love it...TO HELL WITH IT" I allus say...I have found that EXCEDRIN EXTRA STRENGTH seems to work fairly well, cause it has ASPIRING, TYLENOL, AND CAFFEIN...which my pharmasist wife informs me is why it works so well...also, take it with a hot cup of coffee...
WHATEVER! ! ! Keep the sun at your 6 and ride boldly ride...but dress warmly...
your frien and demented brother RockyCephusWanndamonium "Dog and cat shouter"
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