Beau Wann, Jr.
Happy new year mine fine waltripines...
congrats to all you folks with new grandkids and grandkids on the way...I would love to have some more...Hmmm some more grandaughters would be fine with me...speaking of which, after they pass 8 or 9, send em to a convent...our grandaughters are 12 and 13...going on 35...Took our grandaughters downtown Houston for some old fashion Christmas Shopping...I forgot Woolworths is gone, and LC cafeteria is gone, and Foleys is gone and sakowitz and I dont know what all...we parked just off main street, across from Foleys, er uh Macys...(I sure liked Foleys better)...took em in Macys and they have 5 of the 9 floors stocked with stuff...guess thats not so bad...rode the same escalators I rode as a chile...girls werent impressed with our memories...For parking meters, now they have a computer that you put a couple a hundred dollars in, or you debit card, and it spits out a ticket for not more than 2 hours...hows that for your tax dollars at work, and your after tax dollars...might as well just address your paycheck to the government, cause they gonna get it one way or the other...
Did youse youtes know that there are two, countem, two malls downtown???? One right across from Foleys...man, I just cannot quit calling Macys downtown, Foleys Downtown...well, in the interest of emotional prosperity, I will continue to call it Foleys, if you dont mind...
The Houston Pavillion, is right across from Foleys, and is sort of lame, except for BOOKS A MILLION...OH YEAH, COFFEE AND BOOKS...I was gonna start an occupodo movement, OCCUPY THE BOOKSTORE WITH THE COFFEE SHOP...will it catch on???? I sure hope so...but as luck would have it, the Houston Pavillion has entered into receivership...not doing so well I suppose...must a been a gov funded project...The other mall, use to be THE PARK, now I dont remember what it's called, but it has fared somewhat better ah reckon...Has a rather large food court with lots O varieties to choose from...
In Books A Million, spent a small fortune for books for the girls...I had to hollar at em to stop..".this aint the library you know, things are not free here", or words to that effect...didnt seem to faze em though...had to rent a forklift to haul the books away...those two "aliens" just jabbered incessantly and incoherenty the whole time I was awake for their visit...my hearing aids were totally ineffective with those two mumblin magpies...DW had no trouble understanding em though...I think it's a conspiracy against us old hunks O burnin love...or hunks o burnin somethin...
we had lunch at the food court in THE PARK, and I chose fish and stuff that goes with fish, and the girls chose CHICK FIL A...Whilst I was waiting for my fish, my cellphone rang...it was one of the GDs, Haley..."hello???" I said. "hello"????? "HELLO"??????? WHAT THA"???? or words to that effect...Thought maybe Haley was having trouble with a prevert or someone not wanting to play nice...got into my "Navy Seal, army ranger, mad dog marine, Mamma Grizzly" mode, had my hand on my shootin iron ready for action, when I see the little darlins waving at me from a booth...they looked ok, no one was around that shouldnt be..."hmmmm"says I !!!!
Got my food and walked over to the occupodo booth...so begans our "whos on first" routine..."What did you want" ?? I said to Haley. "What"? she said. "What did you want"???? I said again, this time with a slight edge in my voice...dont mess with me little girl, I know how to bake cookies!!!! "I dont know what youre talking about" she said, lower lip starting to stick out..."You called me" I says just a little nicer...lord, you dont want to make your grandkids cry, cause then you have to buy them a car or house or something, just to make it up to them..."you called me" I says again, this time with a toothless grin..."OH" she said, "my butt must have called you"..."WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG LADY"???? I said with a slightly raised voice..."Oh Beaupa" she says, "I put my phone in my backpocket, and it must have dialed your number by accident when I sat down".
Oh, thats just great, I get a "butt call"...I really try to live in this century, I really do, but sometimes I think I'd like to go back to 1953...THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD YEAR...I didnt flunk the 3rd grade, and didnt have algebra, NOR A RUDE BUTT PHONE CALL...Only just got a TV with 2 channels, which didnt interest me, and wasnt gonna get my first bike till I was 10...Just give me some play army men and trucks and jeeps and tanks and some dirt, now that was heaven...Life was pretty good when I was 8...Now that I'm a hundred and eight, things can get a mite testy...
Well, we made it through our shopping excursion downtown...the old ford exploder was listin to starbord a mite from the weight of the books we bought, and other than the errant "butt phone call", I'd have to say, all in all...I was exhausted...
"Oh beaupa, can we stop at Dairy Queen"? I hear a sweet little voice call from the third seat...(hmmm, had no trouble understanding them when they want something. I told you it was a conspiracy) Now your talking my language sister girl..."HIYO SILVER, AWAAAAY"...I do love Ice Cream...the kids nowdays dont know how to enjoy ice cream like we did when we were kids...they always want it in a dixie cup, and never a cone...seems they dont like cones...I love a cone, and the ice cream in it...one of the rare times, you can eat the dishes...yeaaaaaa...
To all youse youtes that tried to get "aholt of" me (is it aholt of, or aholt to? never could figure which one works best) this past couple O weeks, I be fine...my beloved got a new computer, and I got her hand me down, plus we got new phones, now there's an excercise in futility...got to learn a new phone all over again...I wouldnt have traded my old one in, cept it was held together by duck tape...IT WORKED JUST FINE!!! But my beloved says I have to get a new one, so I get a new one...it is larger, and so far, havent had to break out the duck tape...gotta be a phi beta kappa to understand how to work it though...more like tappa gnu keg...I wonder how many skips I can get out of it across the cement pond????
She is gonna download a song for the ringing in my phone...dont know whether to go with "Katmandu", or Great Balls of Fire"...
Guess I better sing off for now...was just gonna say howdy, and wrote ya a dang book...well thats me, Beaupa Hemmingway...
Lindsey darlin, we are praying as hard for you as we know how...and you too Jenny...and also a blanket prayer for all our classmates...
Keep the sun at your 6 and ride boldly ride
Your frien and brother, Me, jabberwocky
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