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Beau Wann, Jr.
Good Morrow Mine waltripians, how you like this font and format???
Pretty easy to read even for an old blind bat like me...eh what!!!
Did youse youtes miss me???? I hope so...It's nice to be missed...
Been woiking hard in the yard, and the old sacariliac has just been screaming...just couldnt traverse the stairs this past week...going up not so bad, but bad enough, but coming down...be a bear...
Format changed for some reason...oh well...finally decided to cowboy up, and get upstairs...so here I are...dull eyed and busted tail...packed in hot rice bags and hot cats and dogs, junked up on pain killers, so gonna be a sleepless night for sure...had 140 emails, and 120 spam ones, but only 3 were personal ones...made me sad...but at least I got 3...
I have missed being on the forum though...must be addicted...it is very nice to say the least, hearing from all you good folks on the forum...wish many more would get on board...Yea for Paige and Rich LH visiting the USS Texas...I visited it once, when a young lad I was...then took my boys when they were young lads...I took them AFTER, we ate at THE SAN JACINTO INN...OMgoodness, that place was just sooooo unbelievably wonderful....we ate there when it cost about 7 or 4 dollars for all you could eat of the freshest and most delicious food on earth...Back then, I could hurt em, cause I could put away the ersters and shrimp and chicken etc...
Now, I cant eat all I can eat anymore...but, thats ok...I know we were all sad to see the demise of the San Jacinto Inn...It had been there for about, what, 125 years???? or roundabouts thereof...
Ok, now the pain pill is kickin in, and I am getting mellower and melancoly...I'll try not to start crying here...probably short out my computer...well, Big Oliver is in my lap, and will probably lick the tears from my rosy cheeks...
Lots to report, if you're interested...One of our kitties, Peaches, (she is 14) got out without me seeing her, last friday...she had been missing for about 8 hours, and I didnt know it...when she didnt respond to dinner call, we realized she was missing, because she never misses a meal...I was just heart sick to think that we might never find her...she is shy and hides alot...broke out the ol flashlights and burned the ever readies up looking for her...
We finally stopped looking outside at 8 pm, just heartsick that we would never see her again, and all the horror she was about to experience...My beloved DW made one last sweep of the garage, and called her name, and received a soft little mew from behind some "man stuff", and out she came, as pretty as you please, scolding us for letting her get lost, and mostly, missing a MEAL...You cant imagine the relief we felt, especially me...because it was my fault, as usual...try as I might to do right, seems everything is always my fault...
Peach got out, because I had the brilliant idear about rearanging the furniture again, for the millionth time...well, alls well that ends well...thank the Lord...We got Peaches back, and the furniture rearrangement worked out great...you can bet I will be more attentive from now on about going out the door...thought I was already...and in 30 years, this is the only time one of the cats have escaped...and hopefully the last...
Went to Costco for stuff...and decided to try another coffee bean, so I bought 2.5 pounds of Texas Southern Pecan Beans....2.5 pounds of coffee beans is a lot more than it looks, especially if you spill them...Normally I dont like fru fru flavored coffee, but thought the new blend, added to my Dunkin Donut coffee, would make it richer...always looking to improve things...
Well, got it home, and it was, how y ou say, oderiferous, to say the least...tried adding one spoon full to a reg pot of coffee, and it was TOOOOOO FRU FRU FOR ME...the smell was too sweet and toooooooo fru fru...Soooo, I said to myself, "self, lets put the beans in a colander, and washem..."
So I did just that...then, they were too wet to put back in the bag and into the freezer, so I spread them out on a couple of large cookie sheets, and popped them in the oven at 200 degrees hoping to dry them out...I tried with a paper towel, but that would have taken about a million rolls...
I spilled a few along the way....ok, many...
Meanwhile the little woman was on the way home...oh man, I have got to clean this mess up...I had coffee beans all over the house, and it was smelling like Juan Valdez lived here...and his burro...well, the ROASTING of the fru fru beans, didnt help stifle the oderiferousness of the fru fru....oh, man, how do I get into these messes...
In walks the little woman..."now, before you jump to any conclusions", I say, "let me explain what I'm doing" ..."JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS"???? she says..."Now whatever would give me any reasons to jump to any conclusions about anything you are doing or have done"..."Hmmm, lessee, did you put the lawnmower in the pool again???" she asks rather mockingly..."did you cut down all my flowers, fall through the ceiling"???
"Why, the house smells like the Maxwell House Coffee factory, and there is a pile of coffee beans on the counter, and probably just as many on the floor and table and stove and oven and...goodness only knows where else...probably our bed too...now what CONCLUSIONS COULD I POSSIBLY JUMP TOO"... she says rather sarcastically..."I quit jumping to conclusions when we got married and you told my family we showered together to save water"..."the minister said, for better or worse, so here we are, mr fru fru coffee bean meister, here we are...for better and worse". ..
I tried splainin to her, my reasoning for the new coffee beans, the mess, she already understood...It was me we were talking about, so the mess is normal...
But, you know, she pitched right in and helped me shovel the beans off the floor and counters etc...and even got a kiss...that woman is a saint for sure...
Opened up the windows, and had the fans on full speed, finally got the fru fru out of the house...well mostly...picked up Peaches and sniffed her fur, and Lacy, and Big Oliver...YUP, FRU FRU IN THEIR FUR...Ok, guess I will sign off for now...be looking forward to seeing youse youtes next Tuesday...Jackie, dont forget the 2 gig card so I can take more pictures for youse...
Your friend and brother Billy Bob Beaucephus...coffee grinder extrodinaire...
Little lost Peaches...scolding me for losing her...and missing a meal...
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