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Beau Wann, Jr.
Good Monday Morrow Waltripian mine,
Well, it's back to woirk for all you STILL productive peoples...the little woman is back in the Mz Executive mode...and I...well, I'm in the "domestic engineer" mode...which one never gets a vacation from...Got lots and lots O interesting stuff to do...SOOOOO ifin any of youse youtes feel the need to, er, uh, hone your skills in the new olympic game events; "syncromeshed Litter box cleaning";"The Timed BackYard Doggie Poop Scoop"; "syncronized doggie patrol"; "Free style washer and dryer dance"; "Team Mowing and Edging"; and not last nor least, "Cross country Cement pond cleaning","the Hundred Yard Trash Dash","The High Hurdle Recycle Take out"...and the beat goes on...
BUT FOIRST...we must finish putting away the CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS....YAAAAAAAAAA....
We took down the Tree last night and of course all the hanging decorations on it...what a job...
Did you know, that my beloved can tell you, or me, especially me, where each tree decoration came from, AND WHEN!!!!!! Spent several hours last night trying to watch a football game, and put away the decorations, and I get, "sweetie, remember this one"?...lord help me I tried to remember it, but I just have to plead ignorant on it..."uh...sweetie" I say, "isnt that the one aunt Weezy gave us"???? WRONG ANSWER...."YOU DONT REMEMBER"??? she says..."I'm sorry sweetie, but there are so many of them, it's hard to keep them all straight",says I with as much apologetic salve as I can muster.
"This is the very first one we bought together" she says somewhat miffed...."OH, THAT ONE" says I, trying to recover..."well sweetie, the duck tape threw me off a little" says I.
I get sort of a frosty look, "well YOU are the one that put the duck tape on it in the first place, so if you would fix it right.... it's been broken for 10 years" she says...
Now it's coming back to me, one of the cats, Tinker Bell, Duffus Dog, Igimoron...etc, dont remember just which demon it was, but one of em ran up the tree and why it picked that particular one to smack into oblivion, I dont know. I discovered it being batted around the house in a rather unceremonious manner! I took it out to the man cave and found my "fix all" duck tape, and put a piece on it to hold it together, and then hung it back on the tree...
At first discovery by my beloved, the Christmas Tree Decorations Guru, yould a thought she was gut shot..."AAAAAAAAA WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS ORNAMENT" she screamed....
Now, why I get first blame is just wrong...I esplain what happened and my benevolent and valiant try at "fixin" the ornament, and say I will buy her ten dozen like it...but you folks know, that sentimental items are irreplaceable...
Well, the ornament in question, has been hanging on our tree for ny unto 26 years...probably be around longer than me, duct tape and all...
"You know when we bought it, but do you know where"???? she says...."Oh lord if you get me out of this one, I will put more money in the offering plate next Sunday" says I....
So the good Lord does, because DW answered, "TG&Y, thats where we bought it"....whew...I sigh...."Why sweetie, thats just what I was gonna say, that we bought it at TG&Y " I lied...(I really dont like to lie, but sometimes in the interest of self preservation, a little white one wont hoirt)....she slips in a knuckle ball, "well, do you remember which TG&Y we got it from, and what day it was"????
"Ok, I give up, I dont know where or when or why any of the ornaments came from. there, are you happy now...." I say vexedly..."well, if your gonna be an ugly grinch, just forget it" she says...so on it goes, "why this one is the very first ornament that Taylor our grandson picked out, and this one is the very first one our grandaughter Haley picked out, and this one........
How she remembers all that, I dont know...I cant remember what day it is most of the time...I ask, and some brilliant person will say, "why it's Jan 3, 2011" ."No NO No...what is the day of the week, " I says exasperatedly....I dont know why I cant remember the day of the week anymore...I dont care what the number is, just the day....is it Monday, Friday, what day?????
Hey Lloyd, I know a few of the boids, like the obvious, Bluejay, Cardinals male and female, and a couple of the hawk familys and of course a buzzard....did you know that there is a "buzzard hawk", or so I call it, but the real name is "Zone-Tailed Hawk"...it looks a lot like the buzzards, or vultures and sometimes flys with them...I only learned this from my Bird Book just the other day, trying to identify two hawks flying together, but distincltly different...they were challenging each other over hunting rights...My sone got a couple of pics of em, but they are kinda far away and not as clear as one would have liked...
But all in all, I'm not a "birder"so most of em go nameless, unless I make up one..."oh, there goes a "Multifeathered black hotchie kootchie..."or woirds to that effect...I did see a couple of real Blue Birds and Red Birds up around Dallas some years back...that was, well, I wont say thrilling, but it was unusual, because we dont have em down here...
Ok, guess I have bored you silly...remember now, if your boss catches you sleeping, you cannot blame it on me...you shoulda been woirkin insteada readin...
Already took fric and frac out on patrol, and it was in the 30s...looks like it warmed up to 54 now...My beloved and I rode the motorcycle Saturday, buzzing everyones house in Oak Forest that we knew, Jackie, Barbara, Rich, etc...only rode an hour, but it was fun just riding that short time...So, guess I will get busy with the continuance of mine chores....I will never catch up...
Your friend and domestic engineer brethren Beau Re Gard C Ephus
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