Beau Wann, Jr.
"RISE AND SHINE CAMPERS, IT'S COLD OUT THERE, IT'S COLD OUT THERE EVERYDAY"
Hey Scotty, simpler times those eh! Had to run because our company had arrived. Plans have changed now, they wont be staying with us this time. But they are coming back next March for Jerrys 60 year Aggie runion so, what year would that be...algebra dont fail me now...hmmmm I've got it! By jove I think he's got it..."the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain..." Or the year, drum roll please, 1960...yeah, that's the ticket.
Jerry went on to get his Phd in computer science in 64. He was only one of 100 people in the whirld that had a Phd in computer science at that time. Boy's a brain that's fro sure. His Doctorate was on some sort of new math. (Went on to retire from the air force as a Colonel....) Hmmm, I havent even mastered the old math let alone anything new. So I joined the Navy, I knew I wouldnt need any math there, or damn little..."Torpedos sir, 4 of tthem, off the starboard bow, range 4000 yards..." "Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead. Mr Christian, get me a cup of coffee, it's gonna be a long day..." yikes!
Well sirs and ma'ams, we've had our first freeze and frost of the season! CHIMACS (chappell hill intergalactical meteorlogical and cornpone society) O fficial guage reading, drum roll please....27 gredees! OMG OMG OMG (old mugwumps galore).
Been up since 4:30 this AM morning. Had to check on the well and CEment pond and other stuff. The CEment pond has an automatic "on" when the temp dips below a certain point. I dont know at what temp it is suppose to do that at, Diane is in charge of that department, the new math department. So, the zero gravity pit is on and so is the spa and heater. Hmmm, maybe I ought to go jump in....NAAAAAAH, ARE YOU CRAZY? YUP! ! !
Pups have eaten and been out and I've got bacon in the frahin pan and coffee perkin. not in that order but in the werks. (sip) Dang I make a great cup O Joe ! I sho am a great "house husband"! The little woman, however, is not impressed by my "house husbandryness" this early in the day. What a day it was yesterday and what a glorious day it is going to be today....if only I didnt hurt so much! Well hells bells boy, all Gods chilluns gotta hurt....well ok then, let the festivities began! ! ! !
Hmmmm, lessee, breakfast at 8, clean up at 8:30... I generally make the bed up first chore in the morning, but seeing as how my beloved was attached to the blankets, I decided to skip that one. I'da got severely reprimanded had I persisted. I did mangage to make up MY side of the bed, much to Little Miss' displeasure. I did, however, leave my side of the EE lectric blanket on, so Little Miss is not too unhappy, she curled back up snuggled in the blanket where I was sleeping, correction, tossin and turnin..... but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!
Ok, lataon in the day, we have "Deck finishing 101" then "clean the mess up that I created 101", "Break out the good whiskey 101"......then collapse in a chair somewhair "101" ...(they rhyme, so why shouldnt they be spelled alike)???? Yeah, I'm creating the "new english 101", hells bells, I must have several Phds in that already fo sho! ! ! !
Yeah, them DuBarry Days was semi-swell fo sho! We had the Needhams on the east side of us, and a rent house on the west side of us. There were 2 families that rented that house, not at the same time, I dont remember the first little kid there, but he had a huge black and white cat named Boo that they fed fresh chicken livers and gizzards and such to him. Hmmmm, what was his name? Oh well, the next family was the Ellingtons. Mr Ellington had a plumbing company and his son Mike took over for him in the 70's or 80s methinks. Mike had a house noth of 43rd just west of Shepherd, great big house....Sue barnet?
I use to know all those streets forwards and backwards and upside down, now for the life of me cant remember them all....oh pushaw! There's a woid I havent hoid since the dinosaur days. ok, I've got to check on the bacon, so grab a cup o joe and I'll be back..... "HEY, WAKE UP, I'M BACK!" oh joy, right?
Ok, lessee, now where was moi? No tellin, so I'll head off in another direction, preferrably not outside. Pups went to the door, so I opened it up, they just stood there, "hey, whatdjoo do with the nice warm weather we so love, huh? We aint goin out there on the frozen tundra..." or woids to that defect, then turned around and went back to bed. Wish I Could, but I'm junked up on peanut butter. "would you like me to explain"? " I would love to hear this", " so would I"...
When we give Jack his pills, the onliest (east texas for only) way he will take them, or the easiest way to give them to him is in a glop of peanut butter. The two girls, Dixie-Belle and Izzydoreable have to have PB also, and what the heck, so do I. I love peanut butter and sunflower butter and just about any butter out there. Remember "apple butter"? We have a jar of that in the fridge, but that's not on my diet. I do snitch a taste ever now and again, but shhhhhh, dont tell anyone.
Wow, what a beautiful sunrise...Ok, all yall get up and open the curtains on the east side of your house, that's the side with all the light coming in. Dont make me have to come over there, get up and open the curtains, then you can go back to bed.....or not. We had a HEAVY FROST this morning, looks like snow on the hill...."HEY MA, CAN I GO SLEDDING?"....
Yesterday I made mention that I was frying onions, or sauteing them, and that the house smelled like the Chuck Wagon....I just loved that smell...I hope that little guy, and he was smallish, that flipped the burgers got to realize his dream. He said he wanted to retire and move to Colorado. There are no places like the Chuck Wagon or Monterey House anymore.
Remember the Monterey House was in that little curved shape shopping center across from Oak Forest Elementary School? The space that it was in was probably no bigger than our living room, but what wonderful TexMex food it was. The best Guacamole in the Whirld ! ! ! However, and aint there always a however, my beloved makes a fine rendition of that very guacamole, thank goodness. Remember how we were taught that it was bad for you! Turns out that it is VERY good for you, so I scarf it up when she makes a batch of it. Hmmmm yummmm! ! ! ! No wonder I'm so healthy! ! !
Ok, guess it's time to deplane boss...keep the sun at your six and "ride boldly ride..."
your frien and resident icecicle, Harold, eskiemo pie, Cephus R me, esq
PS; If motorcycle is pronounced with a long "y" or "i", why did we call our Bicycles, bisickles? Hmmmm???
Just sayin!
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