Beau Wann, Jr.
"HEY KIDS, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS", It's Howdy Doody time, not to mention Frosty the Snowman time...Goooooooooooooooood Frosty Mornin to ya Chappell Hill and all the eskimo pies. Has anyone had an eskimo pie lately? I havent in several coons ages, dont even remember what they look or taste like....
Yup, we finally got 1.53 inches of rain. Still a far cry from the 2 foot we are behind, but we'll take er. Also is 46 out and very windy, blowin bout 20-30 mph. We prepared, took all that would blow about, and hid it from mother nature. She still got a few things and strew them about, but nothing catastrophic, like she is want to do.
We also put the electric blanket on the bed last night, and as per usual for the last thirty some odd years, flip flopped the sides. My control controlled her side and verse vicea. I kept turning mine up and was still freezing, and she turned hers off and had to come out from under the covers it was so hot. So about one thirty this morning, we swapped controllers, and me and Little Miss was snug as a cat in a hat.
Little Miss never moved, and as such, I couldnt move eyether because as all of youse full well know, any critter laying on top of you, gains a hunnert pounds. It's one of those stupid laws of nature that we, yall studied in school. When a cat, conversely, that is opposed to the given weight, unopposed in motionlessness, is in a cat a tonic state, on said person, then relatively and conversely not withstanding heretofore, and a partridge in a pair of trees........yeah yeah yeah, you know what I'm talking about.... When I finally got out from under her, I got the "where are you going?" glare.
Oh deah, what am ah gonna do today? My to do list is a hunnert light years long. I tried cleaning windows yesterday, and mother wind kept taking my paper towels and blowing them noth. "The answer my friend is blowing in the wind..." that is if you want to know why your paper towels are disappearing.
I do need to finish the addition to the boat house deck. Another 12' X 12' addition. I have till Wednesday of next week to finish the deck and at least a hunnert more things on the "TO DO" list. I dont think you can get into heaven if you are killed by a "To Do" list can you? Oh well, I'm probably not allowed to go to heaven, just on to the next hell!
My sister and her hubby are coming down next weekend from Virginia to attend an aggie game for Jerrys 80 birthday. He was in the "corp", boots and all. I think he graduated in 59 or 60 or roundabouts thereof. Anyway they are going to stay with us a day and a night. We had the bath remodeled, took out the useless claw and ball footed tub that was 2 foot deep or more, called a single slipper. What a useless tub for old people, what were we thinking? Anyway, had a marble and tile shower with grab bars installed, looks beautiful and is functional.
Got lots O window cleaning, mowing, weedeating and general all round picking up to do before they get here. And try to figure out which rooms are better suited f or the cats and dogs when Kat and Jerry spend the night. Annie-Bobs bedroom, the "green room", is where K and J will sleep, so we have to move Annie-bobs litter box, toys and other paraphanailia and water fountain, yes, she has a running water fountain, as does Little Miss. Our critters have won the "Pet Lotto" for sure.
Cant have Annie-bob bunking in with Little Miss, as they hate each other. Guess we'll have to move Annie in with us, close the door to the "Pink room", Little Miss room. I'll have to sleep in one of the chairs in the "pink room" so Little Miss can snuggle up with me. She's been doing that ever since she came to live with us. I think she loves me, and of course, I her. Annie could care less about sleeping with us. She'll probably get under the bed like she is want to do. If it's not too cold or to bad of weather, one of them could stay on the porch. Well, we will see what we will see...'it is what it is"...yea verily and forsooth ! ! !
My beloved baked breakfast this morning, wunnerful GRAINBERRY muffins. She adds a lot of extra phibere to them to offset the carbs. I think Texas A&M came up with the "grainberry". Not sure, I'll have to check with my beloved. She told me oncet or twicet (east texas for once and twice) how the "grainberry" came about, but I cant remember.
Suppose to have lots O antioxidants and other good stuff for youse. So far they dont do anything for pain, except for the glorious moment you're stuffing them in your mouth, with butter drippin all about....I think a famous abmirable in the Navy said it best, "Damn the carbs, eat muffins at full speed ahead" or words to that defect......loses a little in the translation as he was stuffing muffins in his megaphone....hmmmmm, good muffins those!
Since it is a might chilly today, I think I will forego my swimming lessons. You know, that's something I thought would stay with you, kind of like riding a bicycle, oncet you learn, you never forget. I'm here to tell you, that's just not true. I cant ride a bicycle anymore, and If I cant touch the bottom of the pool, I sink like a rock, and I'm 46 pounds lighter that B4. Guess I'll have to get some "floaties", or hire some bikini clad young girls to hold me up, yeah, bikini clad young girls, that's the ticket, and I wont even go in the water, just be the lifeguard watching out for them. Hmmmm....that's no good, especially if the "lifeguard" cant swim!
Oh well, there you go, and if not then, there you are! Time to make another pot O joe. Phunny how cooler weather makes you want some hot coffee. I'd pretty much drink good coffee, no matter what the temp. But then that's just moi ! I had much more to talk about this morning or so I thought, guess I'll have to come back in a spell and bore you some more, so take fair warning, "I'll be back".
Keep the sun at your six and "ride boldly ride..."
Your phrien and resident chatty charlie, Cephus R Psycho esq
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