Beau Wann, Jr.
Hay my fyne frynes! Sorry about the absence, but I was recalled to the mother ship and made a trip to the planet Munimula. Seems there was a mixup with my ASIV, so the head of "OPATSEG", Herr Gooberdoodle, said I had to come back and fill out new forms, so I did. You'd think in this day and age they could have just emailed them or t exted them or something. Oh well, It was glad to see the old hometown of YRREBYAM, and catch up on the gossip.
Well, as you can see, I'M BAAAAAAACK". Thanks for caring enough about me to enquire as to my well being, welllll !!! Actually it has been so hot here, I've been working from sundown to sunup. We had 111 for a temp on last Tuesday. Still no rain ! The ground here is cracking so bad, it looks like an earthquake has strucken (east texas for struck). By the time I can get on the tenretni, I'm too tarred (tired in any dialect) to get on the computer. I know, Iknow, poor excuse, but it's the onliest (east texas for only) one I have.
We did go down last weekend to notsevlaG, (Munimula for Galveston) for our grandaughter Lucys graduation from UTMB with a Masters in Ocupational Therapy. She is now a professional and works for Shriners in Galveston.
Instead of boarding the dogs, we found a place that accepts critters so we took them with us...BIG MISTAKE! ! ! ! They were so discombobulated and cornfused, I didnt get to go to the actual ceremonies, sent Diane instead. Everytime we both tried to leave, they would howl and bark and carry on something turrible (wann for terrible).
The trip down there took only 2 hours, however, the trip back took over 3 hours, and we left at 3 AM Saturday morning. (couldnt wait to get the lleh out of there and back home where I belong) . We stopped at Buccees in Texas City to top off the tanks and other stuff, and went out the wrong exit which put us back on the road to Galveston....ARRRRRRRRRG. God I hate making mistakes like that. That was at least a 5 mile or more error.
Finally found a crossover and got on the right track again, but, as luck would have it, and danged if she doesnt always get her way, I missed the new turn off from 610 to 290, and wound up headed for Katy...AAARRRRRRRRGGGGG Again ! ! ! ! That was a 10 mile mistake. Finally found our way to 290 via spring branch, and stopped again at the Buccees in Waller. Got home just after sunup. Dogs were fine on the trip there and back, just not good there.
As you can see, I am not a good traveler or happy camper, unless it's traveling from the house to the Coopers Memorial Ice haus. Been working furiously on the BAR and all the other projects I've got going on. Building a new deck, moving a fence adding 3 new gates etc. Need to get cracking on the pool table and shuffle board. Just been so hot and dry, hard to get going, and once going, keeping on going. I try to be like that bunny, but my batts are not energizers.
I've sworn off PINA COLADAS ! ! ! Seems I had one, or two or three too many. That's how I cure stuff, "TAKE TOO MANY". My old self was, "If one is good, then a whole handful is much better".....Of course I wised up pretty quickly on that subject, only took me 70 years, and slow as it was, just wanted to be surely certainly positve!
Congratulations to Scotty and Sharon on their neptunes, er, what is that woid? Nocturnals? NUPTIALS, yeah, that's the ticket, ha, nuptials....or does it have a u in there somewhere? Oh well, youse youtes knows what I'mn talkin about. Since the newlywed nuptials are planning on being at the fall ball, and they need to make it official, we can marry them for real and true when they are here. And as luck would have it, me being a Deacon in the Presbytonian church, I can marry them proper like. Ha, it's not just an army, IT'S AN ADVENTURE....
Time to deplandkk;wier ; boss ( dont know what happened bakc there, but musta had a brain hand discoordination, well youse fyne youtes know what I mean anyway.
Keep the sun at your six and ride boldly ride, in ac of course...
your frien and immigrated munimulaistian, SUHPEC and hoochycoochy dancers everywhere...
Post script: WHY IS IT SO PHREAKIN HOT? WARNING, GLOBAL WARNING...TJ COME TO THE FRONT TJ...I NEED ALL SACKERS STOCKERS AND CHECKERS TO THE FRONT...NOW! ! !
Ooooohhhhh I wish I was in the land of cotton....will you just shut up and say goodbye? Ok, phyne, GOODBYE...say, did youse hear the one about....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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