Beau Wann, Jr.
Howdy myne fyne waltripynes ! Gonna be the greatest party ever known, in all of man and womankind! I believe we got it down now, learned so much from the first party. Just wish I could remember it! I'm a little tipsy this eenin! I generally dont have much to drink cept water or gatorade, or V8, since it has more potassium than a naner. I hate bananas. I generally alot myself one beah per 4 hours worked outstide. So I worked some 12 hours outside yestidy, so that's what, 11 beahs? Ok, I never was good in algebra, so I rounded off, to just 10 beahs, a nice even round number.
Had me another dizzy spell this nafteroon. Me and Little Miss was laying on HER couch, and all of a sudden, the room started spinning at warp speed. My beloved has told me in the past to focus on one thing in the room....That would be swell if I COULD ACTUALLY SEE THE ROOM. I'm here to tell you, that everything going round in a circle is a blur. "and the eyes in his head spinning round...the fool on the hill"! Seeing as how the sawbones cant figure it out, I thought I'd actually manufacture a reason for the dizziness, and that's, HAVE A BEAH! ! !
Well, it woiks! ! ! I'm a little wobbly, but feeling no pain! Damn son, someone put me in for the nobel peace prize, I DONE FIGGERED OUT LIFE AND HOW TO LIVE IT. "Hi, I'm Bill, and I'm an alcoholic...and damn proud of it, thank you very much"! ! ! ! and feeling no pain! ! ! At least I'm not on opiumnoids or whatever in the heck is it ! ! !
Me and the missus just came in from settin on the deck, solving one of the whirlds problems after another. Man are we great or what. Workin and plannin on the ANNUAL PARTY ON THE HILL. It's like when I'm riding my Harley, the journey is the destination. Same as the party, it is the journey and the destination all rolled into one. We love hosting it ! Of course it's purely selfish on our part, WE GET TO SEE ALL YALL! ! !
I was thinking of changing the menu to EYETALIAN, spaghetti and meatballs or meatsause and salad and freeeench bread, or eyetalian bread with plenty O garlic. I asked my beloved about changing the menu, and she looked like she had been "gut shot"! Dang woman, it's just food. Looks like we are sticking with the TEXMEX Alamo menu. Well, we like it as well as eyetalian. We are gonna have such fun organizing this spectacular extravaganzoid PARTY ON THE HILL.
Got the bar framed out, spect we'll have er done by end of next week, or maybe week after. Gonna be so fine. Getting the Pool table and shuffle board people lined out. Gonna move some fencing and add some gates. Lookin at another big scrain (east texas for screen) TV for out in the Wo Man kave. Might be a game on 10-27 folks just might wanna seeeeee, see?
I was thinkin, oh no, he was thinkin again...maybe....hmmmm, lsot my trayne of thought. Oh wwell, no harm no foul. Did I actually HAVE a trayne of thought? Maybe that trayne left the station, hmmmm???? Oh well, do not be alarmed, step away from the trayne...the man with no brayne has missed the trayne, and the rayne in spayne falls maynely on the playne. HA, and you call me krazy. Just look at youse....
Thought I'd better start another paragraph since I ruined the last one. I think I'm all beahed out tonight. Gonna sleep well methinks. Cant wait to begin workin on the "party" tomorrow, again! There will be very little for anyone to do for this party. Most of it has already been taken care of, or will be come party time. Like last time, the party starts when I get up, and yall all can come on down, or up whenever the mood strikes you. Last time, someone arrived around 8 or 9, and got put to work right away.
Oh man, I cant wait....time to deplane....SOOOO, keep the sun at your six and ride boldly ride..
Your frien and resident silly person, BeauCephusSillyPuttyandNutterButter esq
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