Beau Wann, Jr.
Hello myne fyne waltripynes ! Had an interesting day yesterday! Generally what that means, your day was boring and you have to make stuff up to make it sound interesting. Like, "looked in the fridge and I was out of salsa"...Oh no, call out the national guard, the hot sause is missing....you know, stuff like that.
Really, I was scheduled for PT today at 5pm, but the people wanted to shut it down so they could go on a long weekend so they rescheduled it for yesterday at 11 oclock am in the morning which is what I wanted to do in the first place. Had a real pretty PTer, and I can say that because I'm 72. She worked my proverbial butt off. Had me riding a bike first off, then she rolled a rubber rolling pin over my calf then I had to do all sorts of stuff with one of those rubber band thingies.
Man, she wore me out! I was exhausted! I sort of made light of the fact that my sawbones said I would have to learn to walk again....I thought he was overstating it....WRONG!!!! I'm allowed to put 25percent weight on the affected foot, but no more. I dont know about you, but I dont have a scale or register on just how much weight I'm putting on my foot. I do know when I use crutches, my left hip suffers greatly. Oh no, I am not going to have hip replacement, or anything else replaced!
Jan, I really dont know how you survived with BOTH legs broken at the same time. How are you and Ed doing now? I do hope well !
I had wanted to go shopping after PTs, but didnt because I was exhausted. Dont really know what I was going shopping for, or where, because up here we are sort of limited with the number of places you can go shopping. Home Depot and Lowes, but I've pretty much shopped them to pieces, or whatever that means.
We have one palais royal, their stock is limited. They generally dont carry a shirt size to fit my manly bod! Annd they are not a cripple friendly store. Aisles too small to get crutches or scooter down.
Downtown is mainly antiques and junque and stuff, and I've got all the junque I can stand. Maybe next time all yall come up, I'll have price tags on everything, and yall can shop and buy stuff and then I can have more room for me to buy stuff. No no no...I dont want anymore stuff !
I remember the days I was a "one sheet" mover. You know, you spread out a sheet in the mainest room, and fill it up with all your belongings, and they all would fit, then you folded the corners up and made a "santa claus bag" and hefted it over your shoulder and away you went! Yeah, them days! These days, howsomever, I would need a sheet the size of the Astro Dome, but then what would I get to pick it up with? Oh the humanity !!
Time to deplane boss...I'm still tired from yesterdays "whuppin" by the PPtPer (pretty physical Therapy person), so I'm going to go lay down or is it lie down...oh help me Mrs Simpson help me....Speaking of which, one of my excersizes is to make the outline of the alphabet with my broke foot, first in capital letters and then in small letters. Would you believe the first thing my demented mind conjured up was the letters above the or on the top of the blackboards in all our elementary school classrooms! ! ! I can see them now, plain as day.
I find myself softly calling out the letter I am tracing with my foot..."AAAAA...BBBBB...CCCC...." well, you get the idear. Would you believe, some of the small letters I actually had to think about ! ! ! It's because we dont write things down with paper and pen like we use to. Now, I understand the brats bratty parents dont want cursive to be taught in school, as well as no more homework....OMG...why have the brats go to school at all, just turn em loose at the mall, and when they get in trouble, just blame Trump or Bush...yeah, that's the ticket.
Dont get me started! Too late...ok, I believe I was on my way to lay/lie down and try to recuperate from yesterdays whuppin. My beloved is going to go have a "girls" day out with Paige up here in Katmandu. I'm glad for them, ladies need to get together away from hubsands and the like, and get back to the sane whirld.
Us guys use to do that at our WABEC luncheons, but no more! I miss those days, and fudds also too.
Keep the sun at your six, and ride boldly ride...
your frien and resident nutcase....Robert E Lee Cephus Magillicutty esq...
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