Beau Wann, Jr.
Ok, let's try this again...I lost the first attempt at a post somewhere off in cyberspace...just as well...Me thinks TJ is right, although I hate change...well, not maybe a couple of dollars in change, but change different...Diane and I will miss going to fudds, but it's for the best...many of you elderly cant see as well anymore...I just cant see at all...you see? Magoo is my name...he was one of the seven dwarfs wasnt he?
Hey TJ, come to the front, TJ...Say Teddy, has your PMR come back???? Mine is back with a vengeance...
ok, you know, we've had problems with snakes, skunks, spiders, and we seem to have cleared those hurdles with hoes, 20gauge, and wasp killer and shovels....I like nature, and outdoor stuff, as long as it stays, OUTDOORS...I have to draw the line somewhere, eh?
Got my Frankenstein boots out of the closet, to go on a bike ride...put the left one on and tried to put the right one on, and there was a...sock? in the toe of the other one...instead of putting my hand down in the boot, wise choice, lucky me, I turned the boot upside down, and out plops a bull frog...I've had a frog in my throat, and frog legs, but a frog in my boot is new...
The boots were in my closet...how in the whirld did it get in the house, in my closet and pick that particular boot to jump in...(just glad it wasnt the T spider) man I would have phreaqued out totally and probably blown the boot to kingdom come....
I got to studying on that, and then it hit me...Diane has been seeing another man! ! ! Stands to reason doesnt it? Some handsome prince probably came to the door, selling vacuum cleaners.... he puts a spell on her, and trys to steal my boots...he tries them on and she comes to her senses, he grabs and kisses her, but because he has done wrong, he turns into a frog...hence the frog in my boots...
Well, he is now sleeping with the fishes...literally, I dumped him in the creek...
I ran all that by Diane, to see if I was in the ballpark with my "handsome prince" theory...I dont think the look I got from her was legal...certainly not in the handbook of married couples...and the "you are insane, absolutely insane" reply...well, she knew that before we got married, so that is all her phault, and is not a plausable argument...although "insane" probably says it best...maybe not "insane"...warped? maybe...
I was studying a sample ballot up here in camelot, and we only get to vote on a few state issues...no mayoral race, no sheriffs race, no council peoples race, just state issues...My beloved says to vote yes on Prop 1, and doesnt know about the others yet...I read prop 1 and all the other props, and methinks they need prep H...
Prop 1, needs to be studied by Mrs Simpson, or any sane english teacher...it has 110 words, and is one sentence...yup, only one period at the end....made me swoon just trying to read it...HEY PAT BRANTLY, JIMMIE LEE, DIAGRAM THAT SENTENCE FOR ME WILL YOU?????? Man, I would love to see that...
I've read the other props, and an insane drunk politician lawyer musta wrote em...maybe we could all meet and try to diagram all the props...I think there are 7, and a total of 7 sentences...so it shouldnt be t oo hard...
ok, time to go...Diane and I sure had a wonderful time at GoodeFudds....thank you all for being the class individuals that you are...I sure lucked out having to repeat the 6th grade 3 times and wound up in your class...
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