Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Gerry, and Sandi and Jackie, I'm working on a book, very sloooooowly...soon as Dianes party is behind us, and we bury the hatchet with the stinkus oderiferous irritateus verymuchus skunkus, and now that Diane is retired, and she can pull her load, ie plowing planting and pizza making, I can devote full time to my writing endeavor....let me tell you, it is a whole nother discipline, writing ! ! ! Oh, and thank you for the compliments...
*****ALERT***** Yet another skunk sighting as I type this....Oh the humanity....I have sent 4 already to the happy hunting ground...Went to the Chappell Hill bank today, and one of the ladies there said she had a really bad skunk problem...talked to one of the eye doctor people and she killed a skunk yesterday at 4 pm...
I do hope this all does not turn into a wes craven or stephen King horror movie...Attack of the giant stinky skunks...am I going to need a tank, or bazooka or flame thrower? OMG this is getting more worser every moment...
I said it was Us 4- skunks 2, but should be 3...they got Jack twice two days in a row, and one of em crawled under my tool shed and died...which goes to show you, the stink is mightier than the sword, or 20 ga shotgun...
WE, or I should say my beloved, found a wash and rinse for our dog Stinky, aka Jack.... Boraxo, hydrogen peroxide, and dawn, and of course water....It pretty much gets the smell out right away...lucky for jack, cause the first time he was skunkified, he slept on the porch for a wweek, we didnt have any tomato juice so we covered him in V8 juice, , and speghetti sauce, pizza sauce, and diced tomatoes and tomato soup, picante sauce and salsa and any other tomato product we could find...he smelled like a mexican restaurant and eyetalian restaurant collided with a skunk, which is pretty much what happened...
I dont know what moron started that "tomato juice" cures a skunkified dog and destinkifies him, but they are idiots...must have been someone that hated tomato juice....dont know why anyone would not like tomato juice, it goes right well with vodka, plus builds strong bones and cures acne and all sorts O calamedies...
One idjit at the feed store said turn your dog loose on the skunk....."really" says I....that's what keeps happening, and jack always loses...NEXT SUGGESTION! ! ! The next idjit said he was a bow hunter, and shot one with his Robin Hood weapon....I asked him if he retrieved the arrow, to which he replied, "dude, no way man"...."how much did that arrow cost" I ask...to which he replied, "fourteen dollars and ninety five cents"...."A cheap lesson wouldnt you say"?...."Yo dude right...guffaw guffaw"...
I kind of wonder about todays youtes...it has been said that previous generations have screwed up the planet for the youtes of today.... Judging from the way the youtes walk around with their phone attached to their face, I dont think the youtes of today would notice if their pants were on fire, let alone a problem with the planet! ! ! !
Which goes to show you that Yogi Bera was right , "you can observe a lot by just watching."
Happy trails and lots of luck to you and yourn...
Your frien and Skunk Wrangler...Beauregard Robert E Lee Wanninski
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