Beau Wann, Jr.
Well, here it is Frahday, and the sun is shining like a "red rubber ball"...Ah here tell that we have beautiful sunrises and sunsets on this here hill...sure would like to see one or a million...
goodness, we have been hammered day and night up here...damage only to our road...I say "only", it aint cheap maintaining a road ! ! ! Glad everyone is ok, leaast I hope everyone is ok...
Diane and I are shell shocked with all these violent storms...when we see it's going to be a particularly nasty event, we load up the center hallway with supplies, flashlights batteries, water, snacks, pillows and blankets, and a chair for me of course, our scratchy radio, our IDs so they can identify the bodies shouls worst come to worst, plus two terrified dogs, and three pissed off cats, the family bible, and a partridge in a pear tree...
I read to Jack and Cooper from the bible, starting with the 23rd psalms of course, and move on from there ! Cant tell if it does them much good, other than hearing the sound of my voice. The cats could care less, they hollar incessantly all through the storm, howling and hissing and spitting...ok, next time I'm not taking them in the hallway, they can just fend for themselves, the ingrates ! ! !
To say we are weary is putting it mildly ! But at worst, our nerves are frayed, at best, we're still here ! No water in the house like down in the flatlands, no loved ones missing, no damage to house or car, and for that we are truly greatful ! ! !
Pat, thanks for thinking of us...
Yeah teddie, great adventure you witnessed...I like nature too, cept for spiders and snakes...got to witness a
T-A-R A-N T-U-L-A sunning hisownself on our screened in porch...how he or it got there I have no idear...I emptied a whole can of wasp spray on his fuzzy ugly black self. Finally he fell off the screen, then I smashed him with shovel, again and again and again, till theree wherent nothing left of him....of all the creatures God has made, I think he left this one up to satan....I hate even thinking about those ugly things, let alone looking at one...
And as luck would have it, up shows another one in the yard just outside the porch...probably the mate looking for revenge...I didnt have a shovel or hoe or anything to hit it with, and I was all out of wasp spray, but I did have my .45 pistol, so I emptied a clip on that ugly fuzzy monster...I'm a pretty good shot, and I will say the first shot blew him to smithereens, and probably the next 7 shots were a bit of overkill, but when youre dealing with tarantulas, aint no such thing as overkill! ! !
One of the neighbors called to see if that was me shootin, and just what I was shootin at, wolves? coyotes? bobcats? rabid skunks? nope, much worse...TARANTULAS..."my goodness, how big was it, you shot half dozen times or more" says he! "Big enough" says I, "Big enough"...
I know, i know, I'm sure there's someone that loves the little darlins, but I aint one of em! They say, they are not poisonous, that's what they say...but I am not going to let one of em bite me just to prove a point.
NO SIR, NO FREAKIN TARANTULAS ALLOWED....I hope they're on the endangered species list...and check out soon ! ! !
I cant believe the sun is shining like it is...havent seen that in some time...crazy weather for sure, and deadly and destructive...
ok, time to deplane...Ive been on here half dozen times, and posted that many times, only to lose connection, so I'm gonna try er again...here goes....
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