Beau Wann, Jr.
Yes, in concurance with all the above. What a great time was had by all. As Teddie said both bride and groom were beautiful and handsome respectively. Paiges daughter-in-law, Dafney (sp), made the cake and icing and it was superb, although sweet enough to put one in a diabetic coma, but a chance to take none the less. It must be mentioned here, that Dafney performed long and tirelessly in her quest to make "Moms" wedding a success, and she succeeded!
Why yes, I was the photographer. I guess, the last one standing. "here, take this camera and take pictures"...I do hope they turn out ok, as I am a "blind photographer"..."The deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean pin ball..." I love family functions! This wedding and all the folks in attendance, made one feel like it was a family gettogether, thanksgiving so to speak! Loved it! ! ! Didnt keep count, but more than half dozen of the bride and grooms "Waltrip family", were in attendance!
Paiges son that officiated, his wife sang the Lords Prayer, and it was magnificent. Nary a falter or semi flat note, but was sung flawlessly! Beverly Sills could not have done better. What a wonderful God given talent. WOW! ! ! Teddie and I strolled down Oaks Presbyterian memory lane for a few minutes. They were married in that church, and Diane and I were married in that church, and I forget who else was mentioned, but many more and others too...
There was also a lot of talk about my bald eagle sighting. The crowd was all abuzz and a tither with anticipation about meeting, "THA EAGLE SCOUT"! ! ! I graciously accepted the nomination from the floor for the Nobel peace prize, Pulitzer Prize, Academy Award, Tony award, Bayou Bucket and "Hell of a Swell Fellow award"! ! ! There was talk about me running for dictator in 2016! But, we shall see what we shall see, eh what!
Why yes, I do know it's 3:39 AM. And just yesterday, it would have been 2:39 AM. How I hate daylight savings time. They ought to change the name to "screw up an old mans mind time"...I know, I know, fall forward, spring backward, or some such crud, turn around, dont drown, when in danger and in doubt, run in circles scream and shout...etc etc. I dont know why I have such a hard time with DST! ! !
All I know is that they tell me I lose an hour of sleep. JUST AN HOUR???? Geee, just an hour would be swell, and an improvement! I went to bed too early, again, and now up at the crack of midnight thirty. Dont know why I cant just fall asleep in my chair like any respectable old man! ! ! I know why, there is generally a line of cats waiting to get in my lap. I doze off, and wham, one cat has jumped off and another jumped on! Then they spend time pokin holes in me whilst kneading their claws, and me needing a pain pill and a transfusion! Ah the little darlins! ! ! !
I knoticed the time change on my computer, but my cell phone has not changed! OMG, which time do I obey? Computer, or cell phone??? Oh the humanity! ! ! Sure wish I could go back to sleep, but I'm on my 3rd cup O Joe, and really getting into the "Weather Channel" programing! "ZUMBA ZUMBA ZUMBA" just thinking about whether I want a "Brazillina butt", or washboard abs! What a choice! What I'd really like, is about 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep, and they can keep the butt and abs! Sounds like a comedy team...Ladies and gentlemen, please give a round of applause for the comedy duo, "BUTT AND ABS"...drum roll please! ! !
I must say, that Diane worked as hard as anyone at the wedding, especially the clean up. She weilded a broom and dustpan, and mop like a pro! Being an old swabby, I tried to wrestle the mop away from her, but she would have none of it. She swept up rose petals and mopped up spilled coffee and punch, wow, what a trooper ! Guess I will have to do something nice for her tomorrow, er today, or whatever in the heck day it is! Maybe I'll buy her a new generator! ! ! or new tires for my MC!!!! Oh well, I'll think of somethink!
Did I tell you, she bought a ratchet for me for valentines day? I dont know why, nor does she! She said she saw it on TV, and decided I needed it! Why, I only have a dozen or so ratchets, so I guess I needed another one. It is different and better than all my others, so I reserved a special spot for it on my workbench. Right in the middle in plain sight, lest I need it, voila, thar she is!
Still not sleepy! You dont reckon it's the 3 cups of coffee do you? Just checked my cell phone, and it's still an hour behind. Of course I've always been about a couple of days behind, so maybe an hour wont matter so much! Ok, guess I'll wash a load of clothes!
On a sad note, the downtown Foleys/Macys store closed! That's about the last of the old stores left downtown. Boo dadgum Hoo! Our culture is fading into being just a memory, that no one will remember, but us old codgers! Who will remember us?
Hmmm, I hear a strange noise outside...Catahoula Jack isnt going crazy, and he hears things from miles away...Sounded like a rather large bullfrog! Guess I'll arm myself and check it out....who am I kidding, I'm always armed!!! Maybe a larger caliber! 9MM? 38SPl? 357? 45? Decisions decisions, always decisions! Good rule of thumb, one can never have TOO MUCH firepower! ! !
Maybe I'lll be sporting about it like my dear old granny, she just used a broom or mop. I prefered the broom, cause the mop was wet and slimy and stinky. whew! ! ! Anyone invade her space got a face full of whatever came off the floor...it was widely known among burglars, to stay away from Granny Jones house! ! ! Now if granpa was awake, and I said if he was awake, the intruder would get a load of buckshot and a good cussin besides!
Dont hear the bullfrog anymore, whew! Didnt relish going to war on an empty stomach and tired and sleepy to boot! Speakin of boots, I need an new pair! Ok, thats what I'll do then, buy Diane a new pair of boots for me, yeah, thats the ticket!
Oh, I think we are going to our antique booth Sunday, er today, after church. Probably take along Cooper to help soften up the crowd. The owner of the mall asked if Cooper and I would be interested in being greeters at one of the doors! I dont know, need to think about what that would entail. I'd have to learn how to tell time again, and actually be on time ssomewhere, and smile and say, "welcome to Thompsons antique mall" "have a nice day" etc...Wonder how much it pays!
Ok, time to sign off! OH REALLY? Yup, gonna do er for real this time!
your frien and brother, THA WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER AND EAGLE SCOUT...
Jabber Wrocky Piwacket esq...
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