Beau Wann, Jr.
"Well hello there...my it's been a long long time...howm I doin? Well I guess I'm doin fine..."
Member that tune??? Thas a good one for sure...just been in a funk here...damned depression, just when you think you got it licked, Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde gotta rear their ugly heads...It's a struggle at best, but I'm a doin it...
I noticed that when I get on the forum, no one else gets on...when I get off, everyone gets on...hmmmmmm
Dolphins and porpoises, lions and tigers and bears OH MY! ! ! ! A porpoise by any other name is just a dauphane...Now thats a horse of a different color...a rose by any other name still smells as sweet...a woman is a woman, but a cigar is a smoke...doo dah doo dah...
Hey Wayne I liked the dissertation on Dolphins and Porpoises, and your story about the ones hangink around your boat...lookin for a handout...that would be a porpoise with a purpose...they'd starve to death for sure if they counted on my prowess as a fitcherman...I think maybe I've caught 2, maybe 3 fitch in my whole borned days...Now, I am a great Tuna man...just get out the can opener and voila...TUNA SANDRIDGE MAKINS....YEAAAAAA! ! ! ! I wonder how many tuna sandridges I have made in my sandridge makin career...you know I have my PHD in sandridge makin dont cha! ! ! !
I knoticed in mah travels around the old neighborhood, that things are not the same...and why not pray tell????
"whah progress, boy, progress" ...dont stand in the way, or a bulldozier will run you over, and then you be part of the landscape...Both houses on eyether side of the old DuBarry house are gone now, and one rather large one has sprung up on the east side...what use to be the "Needams" House...
I went down on 11th street to C and D Hardware (how long has that been there?) to get a flourescent bulb and ballast for my 1954 seeburg jukebox...They have a lot of goodies at the old C and D Hardware store...rather pricey though...met a guy down there that said that a man named Patronella, had a place on 14th street down by the school, (he must not a been from here, cause "the school" he was refering to, is REAGAN HS) and has a lot of jukeboxes. I never found the guy or his place...what I did find, was an ODDFELLOWS HALL and I thought that was odd, that it should be on an even numbered street, and not an odd number street...somethings rotten in denmark, or the heights...
What does a fellow have to do to belong to the ODDFELLOWS society???? Drive their lawnmower into the swimming pool???? Raise baby ducks in same???? Have 6 cats and two dogs???? all dumber than a box of rocks???? if thats all it takes, then I'm your man...er odd man... I'm about as odd as they come...in fact, I could probably be the EXHALTED GRAND POTENTATE SUPREME ALACARTE AND ALPACA AND GENERAL ALL ROUND ODD DUCK...
Which brings me to supper tonight...I made my whirld famous CORNPONE PIE for the little workin woman today...turned out good too, inspite of my oddness...
Rode Pegasus to Hempstead and surrounding area...stopped in at my favorite meat market, Grolcyzks, and purchased the odd 5 pounds O ground chuck...I'll swanee, that meat has no grease attall...you think I'm exaggeratin???? buy some and try some, then you see...it was rather cold...50 at 70 is about 40...some of that gnu math...bout the onlies thing that got cold, was my fingers...even though I have the winter equivalent of ski gloves for motorcycle gloves, they still got cold...when I got home, I ran hot water over them and they stung bad...but now I'm good...had on my longjohns, plus some flannel lined jeans, and three shirts, a motorcycle jacket, and vest, two pair of socks...looked something like the Michelin Man ridin down the highway...If I'd a fallen off, I'd a bounced for a week and two thirds...
Our next door neighbor Bob Darden, (Jan Barnes knows to whom I am refering ) had a wreck...yup, ran into the tree in his own front yard...I didnt see it happen or hear it, (ears have gotten more worser). A neighbor came over and told me about it. said it just happened...I got around their and they had just loaded him on the ambulance...I heard nothing, not the siren or the wreck or anything....I'm in my own little odd whirld, they know me there! ! !! Anyway, he broke his hip, complete with bone sticking out, and broke his arm and various other lacerations....Bob is 85...he has had several surgeries since the accident a week ago wednesday, and the doctors say he is doing well...ever now and again he has to go into ICU because of blood pressure drop, but the surgeries went well...
I wondered how Bob ran into his own tree in his own frontyard...well, he was on the way home, and blacked out about 4 houses from his, and ran up in a yard, took out a mail box, and headed right for that live oak, BAM, if that tree hadnt been there, he would have hit two house and a couple of cars...might a been worse...
He has no fambly here, so I have been taking care of his dog, a shoo shoo named foo foo, or boots, or something like that...I think I know why they call him boots, cause he comes up to you and pees on your boots....that is the peeinest dog I have ever seen, well he and Jack...they have to mark EVERYTHING THEIRS...Anyway, the dog is one of those little ankle biters, and was a mess...fur all matted and tangled and toenails uncut, so I took him to petsmart and had the works performed on him...they aske me if my dog bites, I said that he didnt...he bit them..."I thought you said your dog didnt bite" they said..."he's not my dog" says I...well, thats how the conversation almost went...I borrowed that from the Pink Panther...methinks thats where it came from...
Now the dog is nice and clean...bob also had no lights in the garage or back yard, so I rigged up some lights for both and also a radio playing christmas carols, and a large kennel with bedding etc so good ol "Boots" wouldnt freeze at night...I havent let my boys get close to him...Jack might eat him, and Cooper might sit on him...I dont want them to get attached to "Boots" cause before I adopted Cooper, he had a little friend that got adopted out, and left poor cooper behind...and to this day, when cooper sees a small dog, he just strains against the leash wanting to check it out...I feel bad for Cooper in that respect...it's tough losing a friend, but for orphans losing a friend, thats gotta really hurt...But the good side of that, Cooper couldnt have gotten a better home...although he has been acting weirder than his normal weird self...seems more lost now than ever before...I sure wonder whats going through that ol boys head sometimes...he couldnt have a more loving family, so it's not that...
Maybe he and I can join the Oddfellows club together! ! !! ! ! If they canvass yall, be sure to put in an odd word for me ok! ! ! ! !
I can see by Mickeys hands, that it are late...been watching "MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET"...14 times....I love that movie, but preferably in black and white...I tried to watch the 1935 version of LES MISERABLES, with charles Laughton and Fredrich March and John Caradine and others....WHAT A HORRID PREMISE FOR A MOVIE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Who in their right mind would watch such a thing, or even read the book????? I'm depressed enough without eggin it on with that crap...now, I know it's suppose to be great literature...about as good as Borgia was at being the pope...you see how that turned out dint cha! ! ! Man, that Laughton fellow can play a hard mean crabby ol dude cant he! ! !
Ok ok, I'm goin, I'm goin ! ! ! ! ! Hope all is well with yall...it's good here...sorta...kinda up and down...odd and odder...utterly odder...suddenly utterly odder...
Your frien and brother...allen badillion trahern...odd ducks unlimited...esq
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