Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Teddie, I showed her the car again, it's just three doors down from us here in the barrios. Got the "teacher glare"... She does need a car that gets a little better gas mileage. Hey Susan, what a fine kitty! ! ! ! I Is Duffy deaf??? I had heard that most white cats are deaf...we have one cat that is deaf, but he is silver grey...I love em...well, except when they barf on things.
Cats have got to be the barfinest animal in the whirld. We have half dozen bedspreads on our bed. 5 decoys and one for real one. One day, each cat barfed on each bedspread...and we have 6 cats...first cat barfed, I removed the cover and put it in the washer...2nd cat barfed on the next one...and so on...gosh how lucky we are...we keep the washing machine hummin thats for sure..they also like to barf on the mail if you happen to set it down where they can get to it. Well, why not. I've often wanted to barf on the mail myself. Oh, they like barfin on "official" documents and books of stamps and your I phone...
A person came over, wont say who, but we put all the cats up except for Big Oliver...he was asleep, what harm could possibly come from a sleeping cat???? This person set their I phone down, did I mention it was brand new? Anyway, we sat down, and then I heard the tell tale "gaaack gaaack aaaack BUUIICCKK"...our guest said "my that is an interesting sound. whatever could it be"...Hmmm, yes, whatever could that be I feined...
Yessir, Big Olie didnt disappoint...it was his finest hour, and messiest...uh...barf...we appologized, for Olivers rude behavior, but methinks it fell on deaf ears...good thing they looked before they put the phone up to their ear, or they woulda had more than a deaf ear...I gave Oliver a stern talking to, and grounded him also...kids, whatchagonnado...
\Got a call from em later on from a NEW I PHONE...they said Best Buy was not sure if the insurance covered "cat barf"...but they would go ahead and honor it...Maybe I could start selling "CAT BARF INSURANCE" ...who needs a stupid lizard when we have BIG OLIVER as our spokescat, or is it barfcat???
Hey Jim, we had a cat with diabetes that lived to be 18 years old. She got a shot twice a day for 7 years. the trick is, once you get the dosage set right, then give the shot at precisely the same time everyday. ours was 7 and 7...The vet said 30 mins on either side was sufficient...The shots are easy to give. just pinch the skin and stick and move...I have stuck myself on many and various occasions...her last year, we had to administer fluids by IV every couple of days. That was easy too...She seemed to know when her shots were due, because she would come sit by us when it was due...cats are smart...smart enough to find my house and me feed the little buggers for 30 years...
Our dog rocky got diabetes at 6 years old, and then got cataracts...they cost 2500 dollars to remove, but before we could remove them, he got glaucoma...no cure for that...never did get his insulin right...never had the chance, because he died of a hemoglobin disorder...BOO...I still miss him! ! !
They are our friends and family...not much most of us wouldnt do for family and friends is there ! ! ! !
Burge, your dogs are such a pleasure to look at...I'll bet they are just that much and more, actually being with them...
Hey Jimmy ! ! ! ! Fine family! ! ! ! and fine horses also...just beautiful...My sister in Virginia, use to raise thoroughbreds and andalusians (sp) I think she calls em "warm bloods"! ! ! I thought horses were all in the warm blooded family...oh well, learn something knew every millenium...
Hey folks, keep em coming...Hey Mickey, you still riding SAA??? I think thats what it's called. I remember you posted some pictures a year or so back of you riding in the shooting competition...give us more...
I love looking at pet/family/travel/any and all pictures...Ok, the little woman is home from choir and chrogers...AND, I hear the tell tale, "gaaack gaaack aaack BUUIICCKK" and in stereo too..why, it's big Oliver and Peaches...dueling barfcats...invest in paper towels and cleaning products...now you know why we are ridding ourselves of CARPET...
Guess I will shower and turn in, so I can toss and turn another night...been having hell trying to sleep...seems like I fall asleep and then wake with a start in a cold sweat...sins of the past probably...alcohol doesnt help...pain pills make me sleepy, but no sleep for sure...most everything else just makes me a raving pairofnormal schizophreniacs..."and miles to go before I sleep..."
Your frien and brother...Dr Doolittle...vice president of BARFCAT INSURANCE...
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