Beau Wann, Jr.
"Myyyyyyyy BODY lies overt he otion, OOOOOOOh myyyyyy BODYYYYY lies overt he CCCCC..." OH MY GOSH" I have kracted plumbbob up...Just a short review of some of the woids of a song that I THOUGHT were the woids...been deef too long, since childrenhood...another song I completely got wrong was..."oh a tree in motion..." Well"? a tree can be in motion and the otion also too...also I really thought Elton Johns "Rocket Man" actually said..."burning like a piece of herring bone..." I kind of like that better than what he is purported to have ACTUALLY said...
Now, a body at rest, which is me at precisely this very nano second, cept for me fingers....is that lawr amended to reflect upon PARTS O the body???? What ifin my brain is in motion, but my bod is not in motion...then what??? Ha, and youse youtes thought I didnt know what Rich LH was talkin about...I read up on Sir Isaac Fig Newton, and methinks he had too much time on his hands...(I like the fact that ol sir isaac invented the fig newton)
OF COURSE, when a bod is movin, ITS MOVING!!! and when a bod is not moving, IT AINT MOVIN...HOW HARD IS THAT??? YE GAD, EVEN A DUBARRY GENIUS LIKE ME CAN FIGGER THAT OUT... Sometimes when the moon is full, and is asleep, my bod is at rest, but my hand is reaching for something, then I smash my fingers, upon which time I jump up, putting the rest O my bod in motion, whilst trying to keep the offended appendage at rest...yall...
Oh Robert, it best to be a bod in sleepin and not doin nuttin, than say, one that has to clean the &^%$# cement pond...OMG I HATE THAT CEMENT POND AT REST OR AT MOTION...Id rather it be in the otion...
WABEC...UBEC, I BE THERE...Those of you that havent attended, but plan on attending, you will reCOGnasiize the old members by their bods being at rest, but their food intake manifold wrapped around aburger and or fries or two...
Me and Coop dont have school today, because of GO TEXAN day...they be doin a jig...gonna have all them bodies in motion...
Well, ok then...gonna get this bod in motion and do stuff...not necessarily SANE stuff, but stuff never the less...Hmmmm, should I shave, wear clothes???? Yeah, I probably should at least do the latter...of course climbing the latter without clothes can be tempramental to your health wealth and stealth...YALL...
I dont know, dont ask me what any of that meant...get your own deranged thoughts out of order...
Speaking of deranged, I been out on de range, makin noise and generally putting lead through paper...I am such a good shot too...Hmmm, a bullet in the chamber is at rest, until the hammer strikes the firing pin, which in turn hits the primer, causing the bidness end of the shell to leave the barrel, becoming a body in motion, then hitting the berm, becoming a body at rest...again...
Hey, any of you ANTI QUERS ever been to Thompsons Antiques just under 610 at I-10???? Well, they have moved to the old J C Pennys at NorthWest Mall... it is even better than before methinks....My beloved, DW, has procured a booth for us and is starting a bidness...for me to have to work at...oh goodie...anyway, right now we have a 10 X 10 booth, with a whiz bang display case...and invisible antiques and stuff...but all at a good price though...probably move stuff in next week...If you come by, and purchase one O the Junks at rest, I will give you family rates...in motion...and treat you to a cup O joe...donchknow...
Ok, time to get my bod in motion, and do stuff...
Your frien and Perfessor of Silly...Sir Beauregard De DuBarry cum laude extrodinaire esquire...in motion...
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