Beau Wann, Jr.
Oh yeah, they've been after me for sometime now. AND I'M NOT A PAIR OF NOIDS, just one of em!!! But there they're all the same and nonetheless. (yes I know the two are backwards, but hey, you only live twice, live dangerous and mix your nouns and contractions, and when they're five minutes apart, boil some water, tear some sheets and head for the hospital)...
Also in the woids of THE great American philosopher, THA KANG HISOWNSELF, ELVIS PRESLEY,
"youre right, I'm left, she's gone"...yeah, thats what I'm talkin about!!!!
Hey El Presidente Rich the LH of the WABEC, I think, therefore I....think...no seriously, I think we should bestow the WABEC Knighthood of Whirld Peas award on our dear sweet Paige Honey!!! Whattaya say????
We could have a secret meeting in secret, and take a secret vote, in secret, and secretly bestow the WABEC KoWP award, secretly of course, on our own whirld peas philosophiker, PAIGE HONEY!!!!!
What do you mean, "you THINK I'm right"???? I'm always right, unless I'm wrong, and then I'm right anyway....
You know Rich the LH, I think we should have a LODGE, to hold our meetings, and also hats and capes and sceptres, and secret handshakes!!!! Also we need a throne for your immmmmmmmmmmmminence. Angies caters!!!!! For now, we can secretly meet at shhhhhh,
Fudds, and let them cater. Lets work on our secret handshake!!!
Oh, hey...guess what I did yesterday in the rain???? NO, not mow my yard, although the rain wouldnt hurt my lawnmower, cause I store it in the cement pond...no man, I put on my rubber boots, and went "singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...", yeah, just stomped around in the puddles. Thought for a while, that I wouldnt get to use mah go loshes ever never again...
If you dont have any, buy some...they are very inexpensive...of course if all yall go out and buy go loshes, it will never rain again...
Someone asked me how much rain I got at our house...I dont have a rain gauge, but it filled up the cement pond with about a foot of rain, to overflowing, and it filled up a dozen yellow tidy kat kitty litter buckets...besides, I had a rain gauge, oncet, but it had a hole in it, which is a detriment to getting an accurate reading...I tried to buy one from Home Depot back in the summer, go figure...I asked one of their brilliant workers, and he looked at me like i was krazy..."wull uh, whut da ya need a rain gauge fer, it haint rained, and fer the looks uv it, it haint never gonna rain..." "Well", I said, "I kinda like being optimistic"...seems every one else had the same idear, cause they were out of RGs...worked didnt it, we finally got rain!!!!
Getting geared up for Fudds tomorrow night...might ride Pegasus. Depends on how I feel. Last month, pain was insane. Pain is REAL INSANE today and tonight...However, my beloved says, "we are going tomorrow night, if she has to fill me up with "good time drugs" and tote me over there in a wheelbarrow", UNQUOTE...works for me...she is such a good wife, and friend, that she is ordering me to have a couple of beers before we go....now guys, THAT THERE IS A GOOD WOMAN, and I dont even like beer...if I do have some adult beverages, I will have to go unarmed and let her drive...I get the old DOUBLE S when I drink...SILLY AND SLEEPY...so when you see me tomorrow night, and I'm weaving and such, better talk quick if you want to talk to me, cause I'll be asleep in no time...Hey Teddie et al, yall might just have to load me in the bed of the truck for my return trip to home...
Well ok then...guess it's time to go...gotta check on the critters, and find out whats wrong...ALL OF EM ARE STARING AT THE CEILING...I hate it when they do that...maybe all my critters are a pair of noids...four pair of noids...
Keep the sun at your 6 and ride boldly ride...
your frien and brother
Attila the honey...DOD
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