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Beau Wann, Jr.
Robert, I wouldnt worry about those PETA people, as long as you gave ol artie a fair trial and then hung him...kinda like Judge Roy Beans justice...saaaaaaay, you arent by any chance related to, THA JUDGE are you????? Well, your name does have some of the same letters...OL JUDGE ROBBERT DERRICK...JUDGE ROY BEAN...see??? how close is that...wow...well your honor, we got pesky armydillas at our place...well, we got a couple a mules/donkeys at our place, should the dillas get rowdy and go rogue...speakin of which, them ol boys, the donkeys, paid us a visit this past weekend...well heck, they almost live at our place, and one o em talked to me whilst they were there...the large white-ish donkey/mule talked, said he was the spokesdonkey for the group...I asked him what they were doing at my place all the time, to which he replied, "eating grass ya nincompoop...couldnt you tell??? and ah thought YOU HUMANS were so smart"...wow, a smart aleck donkey/mule...just what I needed!!!!!!!!!!!
He then asked me why I didnt water the south pasture, to which I replied, that it was 6 acres and water costs too much now days and besides they werent suppose to be there eating my grass anyhow...boy, if theres anything I hate, is a smartaleck pushy donkey/mule...
OH HEY, found my first "shed" (deer antler shed naturally) on my place...well, actually Cooper found it, and was prancin around with it, till Jack took it away from him, then Jack was prancin around with it, till Diane took it away from him, and, no, Diane wasnt prancin around with it, but I took it away from her, and gave it back to Cooper, to which Jack took it away from Cooper and Diane took it away from Jack, and I took it away from Diane and hid it...whew, that was exhausting...it was just 4 points, and only one side, so it woulda been an 8 pointer if it were typical...but man it was sooooo small...wouldnt have been outside the ears...so not a harvester, yet...
WELL, the whirld didnt end...how weird is that...and I mowed the yard and did all the washing and the dishes, scooped doggie poop, cleand litter boxes, and cleaned the pool etc etc...and for what...well, anyone thats read the bible knows that Jesus said that "no one knows the exact time..." or words to that affect...
So, why does this bozo, Camp, think HE KNOWS???? Seems he has predicted this before, 1994 or there a bouts...the Mayans last calendar ends Dec 21, 2012, as does the Hopi indians calendar...folks say that means the end of the whirld...actually it seems that it is just the last calendar for a "cycle"...some say, it is the exact date that ALL THE PLANETS AND MOONS, and the milky way galaxy will be aligned and whatever else...and POOF...WE BE HISTORY...
I say, for all the hundreds of millions of people that have died due to war, disease, accidents etc, the whirld HAS COME TO AN END...at least here...soooooo, the thing to do, is to prepare for the worst, but hope for the best...treat everyday as if it were your last....sometimes not an easy thing to do...
Which got me to thinking about some of the friends I have lost to death...well, one in particular...she was something special...math whiz, Great Teacher,even better principal...all her students loved her, as did I...as did everyone it seemed...taught me a lot about life and people and math... lived life large and good, had a smile that would light of a room...non smoker, got lung cancer, called me, ask me to pray for her, I did, didnt do any good...died within 6 months after discovery, July 1998, just 4 months shy of her 50th...my first thought was, "what a waste" she had so much to give and live...maybe she already lived it and gave it...she really made a difference in this whirld...
couldnt stop thinking about her last night, in fact, couldnt seem to shut my brain down, what there is of it I suppose...had to take a pain killer for my back, and instead of letting me go to sleep, it just makes me sleepy and makes my brain race...seems I'm not 20 anymore, but still 10 foot tall and bullet proof...and old...so, I stay awake most nights, and talk to donkey/mules in the country...you kids out there, STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!!!!!
Had our ususal 31 suspects at the little country church in the city, today...also had a "covered dish" lunch after services...why do they call it a "covered dish"???? None of them were covered when we partook...I uncovered ours in the truck, and took it in uncovered, just to see what would happen...no one said a thing about it either... apparently not a whirld ending fox paw, bringing an uncovered dish to a covered dish luncheon...well, another myth dispelled...
YOU PEOPLE shoulda been there...had two, countem, TWO pies from FLYING SAUCER PIE COMPANY, one peach and one apple...and a chocolate marangue pie from Ashland house...
Six cups of coffee and three pieces of pie later...oooooooh, "I cant believe I ate the whole thing"...did I mention I love coffee and pie????
Think I will sign off for now...keep the sun at your six and ride boldly ride...oh, be nice to yourself, and have a piece of pie and cup O joe...
Your frien and brother...me
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