Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Jimmie Lee, and Teddy and all youse youtes attending the party. Right now we are up to 57 give or take a people person or two. Now the way I see it, at $10 dollars a person, and only $10, that would be $570 dollars total, plus I have a surprise for all youse youtes...we won the billion dollar mega lottery....wait for it, wait for it....Nah, just foolin, but man what we couldnt do with a billion dollars. No one, NO ONE, would go hungry ever in the universe, or turned away from medical care due to lack of funds.
Here's the real surprise, someone in our class has donated a large sum for the food for the party. I wont say who just yet, or how much, but it doesnt surprise me as this person has always had a heart of gold and a soul to match. I will reveal the name Saturday, with that persons consent, so, 10 dollars a person just might be too much. It is such a joy to be involved with all yall, Diane and I can hardly contain our joy to be so honored. I also hope this person will be in attendance.
NOW, if we can just get the weather to cooperate. We had an inch and a half today, and it is soggy, not as soggy and muddy as it would have been a year or so ago. My truck and tractor are both 4 wheel drive, and I have chains and cables to pull anyone out should you become stuck, and if you would rather have a professional do it, there is Gaston Wrecker service just right across the highway from us and they are AAA.
Rain is predicted for a couple of days this next week, but friday and Saturday are suppose to be sunny and bright and in the low 70s. The rain came down so hard so fast today, it almost blew the rain barrels apart, and it was spraying water on both porches. My beloved and I had to rush out in the monsoon and pull the downspouts out of the barrels. Needless to say, we got soaked. Ah, such is life on the farm! ! ! Soooooo, lets hope for no more rain this week and a blessed weekend. The real blessing is just getting together, good weather or not!
The menu will be brisket, sausage, chicken, pulled pork, tater salad, cole slaw, baked beans, charo beans, homemade bread, chips and dips, plus your standard condiments, ie jalopenos, onions, pickles etc and liquid refreshments, whiskey, ritas, pina coladas, beah, sangria and othe wine, tea, water and wonderful camraderie and fellowship. How does all that sound to youse youtes? Missing anything?
I know, dessert! Well, I like twinkies and hostess cupcakes, there's an easy dessert to bring. Anything by LITTLE DEBBIE and Dolly Madison, but then, I'm easy! If I have time, I might make a mess of chocolate chip cookies, and or cupcakes. I'm pretty competent on baking those two items. Plus the Chappell Hill Bakery and BBQ joint has wonderful pastry ie cinnamon rolls, kolaches, and pie.
The pie is expensive, or at least to me they are. They are good, but cost too much for my taste, $14 to $19 dollars, American money. I buy the day old kolaches and cinnamon rolls as they are half price, and nuked, one could never tell they were a day old, especially with a good cup O Joe.
So, there you have it, the entire menu at chez' Coopers. Got some last minuet things to do before the BIG DAY, I do hope no one will be disappointed.
Ok, time to deplane, Dixie-Belle and Jack are banging into my legs to take them out for one last foray of the day into the whirld of biorythmicactivity.
So, keep the sun at your six, seven, eight and nine, and "ride boldly ride"..."may the force be with you"
your frien and resident Jedi Knight OlBeauwannkanobie...
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