Beau Wann, Jr.
Yea Kay ! I tuned in to the Masters, just in time to see the last shot that won the tournament. Didnt know it was on. Since I didnt get an invite, yet again, I'm boycotting it, that and all green jackets. If they would let me play, just think of the comic relief I would add. I shoot a 72....on 9 holes, but heck, I always got double my moneys worth. Glad to see it was a fine young Houston person that won....my 1.98 million dollars. Of course, being of broke back, knackered up knees, rotten rotator cuffs, and general all round unfit to play golf, guess I'll forgive em.
Would love to see Tony at the sprang flang, as well as any and all of all yall. eh waht! Hmmm, last couple O lines I broke every rule in every english book in every language and every country, including Mars and Venus. Oh well....
Glad Lynn has progressed to going home next week. I keep intending to call him, but just like me, I let the day slip away to darkness and as I close my eyes I say, "I'll call Lynn tomorrow". Been working like a madman, and really dont know why. I felt so good this week, almost like a normal person, I've worked like I was 60 years old. Of course I've paid dearly for it.
They've finally poured the concrete for the ice haus last Friday. Now have to wait till April 28 to paint the floor, then another 48 hours till I can start moving stuff and parking on it. Doors are suppose to be installed next Monday or Tuesday.
Feeling good, sures feels different from what I normally feel. Yesterday, I stopped the tractor in front of the garage, turned it off and sat there and fell asleep. Dont know how long I was there, but Diane was shaking my leg to see if I was still alive. Of course I was, just only half dead. When I got down, I was wobbly...uh oh, blood sugar had fallen to funky low. Soooo, that called for a peanut butter and jelly sandridge and a coke.
Then of course I started cramping up...only remedy for that is Dr. Lynn Pruits TONIC WATER AND GATORADE. Actually tonic water is what Lynn said works on cramps, I added the gatorade to put back electric lites in my dehydrated bod. Generally it works sort of, but the quads on my legs kept cramping up whenever I attempted to stand. Well, I worked through it, and alls well that ends well. Well?
We had another blessed event on the hill, Lenore the Longhorn is now a mama! At first glance, I thought she was trying to hurt the other youngster, or playing with it, because she kept nosing it and pushing it with her long horns. Finally the calf got on it's feet, and mama was cleaning and grooming it. The other calf came over and mama quickly butted heads with it and shooed it away from her little darling. I'm sure the two youngsters will get to play later.
I didnt even know that Lenore was predicate. Musta been the loose fitting clothes she wears. I'm surprised any of the heifers got predicate by ol "Ferdinand the bull", a red angus . At first we thought he was gay, cause the heifers were mounting him. Even ol dopey me knows that's not right. I guess they were showing him what he''s suppose to be doing. that ol boy sure is slow.
Got most of ourn garden in this week. Instead of an inground garden, or building a raised bed garden, we bought two 50 gallon ag tanks by rubber maid, and put them on blocks and filled them with dirt and got the squash, onions, peas, beans, taters, and corn, and peppers planted. I drilled holes in the bottom of the tanks for drainage. If this works out, I will buy two more. If it doesnt, I will buy some of that magic tape and cover the holes and donate them to Clyde the rancher next to us for water troughs.
50 gallons translates to 6.68 Liters of dirt, or three bags O the worm housing. Beats having to call in a load of dirt, 14 yards, at several hundred dollars. bags O dirt are about 5 or 4 dollars. Cant use the crud up here, it is like concrete and glue mixed together. Good thing in our clime, you can start a garden most anytime of the year. About the only thing we dont have planted are greens, mustard and turnip, and beets and carrots, maybe in the next two tubs. I did get some corn planted in center field, a little late, but that's ok.
Best mustard greens I ever experienced came from the backyard of 619 East 10 and 1/2 street in the heights. they were of course fall greens, tasted almost sweet, they were so good. All of my beloveds roses are going nuts. Blooms everywhere! The "Belindas Dream" rose was suppose to be very oderiferous, but isnt. The "Double Delight" is almost overwhelming. Smells like youve opened a perfume bottle. Got one of the wilted blooms sitting next to me, and it still smells of heaven. WOW!
I know, that's why all youse youtes tune in, to hear the Ag report from ol Doc Cephus. I guess it's good, or sad, depending on how you look at things, that mostly I talk about "growing" stuff, and tractor stuff. Oh well, most of my teachers predicted I'd go to "rack and ruin" . It's not all bad though, being simple minded, not too much to worry about, cept whether the bridge will wash out, or the tractor will start, and the rabbits dont eat your lettuce. Ha, fooled ol peter cottontail, our lettuce is up high and unless the rabbits are 3 foot tall, they're not gonna eat our stuff.
Any thoughts on another "PARTY ON THE HILL"? Diane was looking at May, but I think that's too soon after the "SPRING FLING" and I dont think the daince hall will be ready by then, in fact I know it wont. I'm still looking for a pool table and all the acouterments and a shuffle board and a skating rink mirrored ball, and a bar, and all the stuff that goes with an ice house. Had a juke box, but sold it because there are fewer and fewer folks that know how to work on it should it go kerplunk. Still go all kinds of music boxes though.
Maybe sometime in June? I dont want it to be too hot. Well, whenever we have it, should be fun times a hundred. I know Diane is anxious to show folks her flawers. Almost all the flawers in the boxes came back from the 19 degrees we had last winter, and they are all "a fixin to" bloom. Remember the Disney movie, Daniel Boone, or Davy Crocket? Remember when he was "home schooling" his kids? He was teaching them verb conjugating, "I'm a Fixin to" , "you're a fixin to", "he she and It are a fixin to"! Love it! I imagine all the english teachers in the whirld were apalled. I know I was....'nt.
Ok, time to deplane boss...look up in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane, NO, it's ....just Cephus
Keep the sun at your six and ride boldly ride....and keep the rabbits out of the garden...
your friens...St Diane and Mr Cephus, junque man extrodinaire, esq
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