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Beau Wann, Jr.
Sad about Calvin. When I read the introduction on my email, it just said Calvins name, but my mind saw his picture before my eyes did. Funny how you remember folks. Another name in the memorial section. Never thought about any of this when growing up, but then I guess we weren't meant to. We'd a been the odd duck if we thought about dying when we were 16. Even though I went to a few funerals whilst a youngster, still, there's really no way to prepare kids for 70 years later. Condolences to Calvins family.
Hey Jimmie Lee, how you dune? Hope life is treating you well. Yes,, havent started my search in earnest yet for a shuffle board, but did look at a couple of them on two billiard companies websites. they are expensive. Must be the wooden playing surface that is costly. Looks like a long cutting board. Seems to me, whoever "shuffles" last, wins! Hmmmm, maybe I'll put in a CURLING arena! Nah!
Think maybe you might be right about Diane hanging around to, "see what happens next"! Heck fire, that's why I hang around, to "see what happens next". Believe it or not, even though it's me that happens next, I really dont know what is next. I sort of make things up as I go along. "Hmmm think maybe I'll....(fill in the blanks)...today".
When I was trapped in Dianes closet, I got to see her shoe collection up close and personal. Didnt see any "MARY JANES"! Only reason I know what they look like, is my beloved pointed them out to me when I asked her what a Mary Jane was. I thought it maybe was like a "MAE WEST" life jacket. I know all of you know why the life jacket was called a Mae West, kinda hard not to figger it out.
Anyway, Diane has some cute little pumps, (why are they called pumps?) and some sandals and flats and not so flats, which I guess one would call "heels", if one were so inclined. You know, I've seen movies and cartoons about MEN, trying on womens shoes, and for the life of me cant figure out why a man would want to wear womens shoes. I'm glad I dont have that affinity, cause I'd have to go out and marry a woman that wore size 10 and 1/2. But still, how uncomfortable youse ladies shoes look, cant imagine wanting to put one O them toe squeezers on MY foot.
Seems like at least once a week, or frequently, FedEx or UPS is delivering a pair or two of shoes, or when Diane gets back from spending a few days in H town and I help her unload her car, I'm carring a bag of shoe boxes in the house. She'll open up one of the boxes and shoe me a "cute" shoe, and say it was only $5.00 dollars. Shoot, one cant argue with that sort of shopping, can one. I really really dont mind how many pairs of shoes she buys, or what they cost. If it makes her happy, then that's all that matters. Besides, she lets me have the shoe boxes, and I love shoe boxes, and cigar boxes. You can put all sorts of treasures in shoe boxes. I made my first crystal radio set and used a cigar box to house it.
Although I dont wear Dianes shoes, or any lady shoes, I am a cross dresser! ! ! ! Yup! I get so cross when trying to get dressed in the morning, I get positivily apoplectic sometimes. Cant get my legs in my pants without falling down, cant get my left arm in my shirt sleeve without seriously ripping the right arm out of it's place of origin. Hope I dont have to have shoulder replacement skurgery. And forget about getting my socks and boots on. I have had to enlist my beloveds help on occasion in sock and boot putting on.
Well, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, so guess I'll sing off for now. Got lots of plants to get in the ground and lots O playing with the pups. First we have to go vote in the primary down at the Chappell Hill Volunteer Far department station. We've been going over all the candidates, and we dont have many for our area, and also the referendums or amendments. I vote against anything with the word "TAX" in it, unless it is preceeded by the word "ABOLISH" ! ! ! I'm for the HIGH SPEED RAIL! What could possibly be ojectionable about having an alternative fast travel mode so one doesnt have to FLY! ! ! ! Hate flying. If God had wanted me to fly, he'd a given me wings!
Sure does take me long time to sing off doesnt it! Ok, I'm really going to stop now. Sooooo, Keep the sun at your six and ride boldly ride....
Your frien and box lover...Earthquake Cephus E Lee, esq T Magillicutty
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