Beau Wann, Jr.
Good evening myne fyne waltripynes ! Thought you'd heard the last of me eh! Well, almost! I'm afraid I've succumbed to a bad case of weariness. It's rather hard to run Uptown Crabby with just two people. I mean, with the footmen and all the maids and the butler giving notice...Whatever will "M'lord and M'lady of the manor, Wannfauntleroy do? I know, the times they are a changing, but couldnt they do it without including me?
It really is a struggle up here on the hill, trying to keep things the way I want them. The reality of "getting too old to cut the mustard" is a sad commentary on a body. Ah, but "endeavoring to persevere" is somewhat of a cushion. I've had to stop work on my "field of dreams", too hot, and then too much rain. It should, however, be 99 percent finished by the end of this week, "God willing and the creek don't rise"...
As my good friend Richard M reminded me, "it's always something" (Roseanne Roseannadana).
What a terrible picture of me on the home page! Of course, it would be terrible on any page! Yuk, I've never liked having my picture taken, and still don't! But I forgive sister Jackie...who could ever be angry with her! Certainly not me!
It was a good time at Spring Creek BBQ joint. I was late getting there because I had scheduled for something to be delivered on Saturday morning, and true to the companies word, it came about at the other morning, 4 PM....Then the 18 wheeler got stuck on our one lane dirt and rocky road. Seems the driver was a novice at backing one of those monstrosities up, not that I could have done much better, but I think in retrospect, I probably could have, given the skillless driving I witnessed!
It was so good to see everyone, I didnt think anyone would show up, but I should have known, the class with class wouldnt let me down....and for that, I thank you ! ! !
Ah yes, the saga of the bunnies Winken Blinken and Nod...Nod died not too long after birth. Seems he was impatient and decided to flee the nest and check out the whirld. Bless his heart, he was fearless and had such an indomitable spirit, His eyes werent even open, and he had no fur, or very little of it, and he decided to conquer the whirld.
He succumbed to the elements, and we buried him on a quiet Sunday morn. Then our wolfhound Jack the Beowulf, found Blinken, and he was gone in a blink en...Beowulf had him for a snack....Winken however left the nest, a fat and sassy and furry cottontail and made it to the safety of the field outside of Beowulfs domain, "the hundred acre wood"....
We originally put up hog wire to keep the unsavory and oderiferous swine from entering the Manor and to keep Beowulf and white Fang in, now I have to put chicken wire at the bottom to keep the bunnies out so they will cease springing their offspring on us, because we become unsprung to that coil of nonsense.
Parenting bunnies just wears me out. In me younger days, I'd had the rather silly notion of squiring "bunnies" around, the Hugh Hefner kind, and not the Marlin Perkins kind. So be careful what you wish for, you just might get it ! ! ! Same way with cats, if you catch my drift! ! ! But I digress ! ! !
Even though I haven't been able to do much on the "field of dreams", I have been excited about the prospect of opening day, sometime in the foreseeable future. I envision "peanuts and crackerjacks" hotdogs, lemonade and cold beer, straw hats for the gents and gingham cotton dresses for the ladies and, "get yur cold beah heah...." and "PLAY BALL"....and Maybe a 5 cent cigar or two....ooooh, makes a heady picture eh what !
Just sat through, I dont know how many days of "Downton Abby" marathon. I hated it, but loved it! It should have been called "Downtown Crabby"....man, did those people have a myriad of problems. I was delighted to see that alls well that ends well....Mean ol Mary got married, and sweet Edith had the last laugh of all, and married the heir to a "lord" and was to become a duchess??? Well, I never have understood royalty, even though me own mum has told me that I am an "Earl"...and earl of what pray tell? I'll wait for the paper work to catch up so I wont have the stationery changed to reflect the new title just yet. I'll stick with the old one, "sir hurts alot"....
We watched 8 seasons of "Downton Abby" in what, 4 or 5 days....I dont usually watch much on the telly, and tried not to watch the aforementioned, but had to settle in and watch it as I was disrupting Lady Diane with all the questions..."what happened to Mary, to Sybil, and to poor downtrodden Edith"...."If you want to know what's going on, just sit down and watch it, I'm not going to tell you anything from now on..." blah blah blah...so I sat down and watched it....I love the English, but it's a good thing they have closed captioning, becuase I couldnt understand what was being said....When did the English switch to a foreign language? Oh bother ! ! !
You know, until this past weekend, I always thought it was "Downtown Abby", not "Downton Abby" . I thought it was the English "stuffiness" that it was pronounced Downton, you know how those people are! ! !
Well, time to Deplane, boss ! Carson is here to help me into my PJs and serve warm milk to me...of course it's laced with some good whiskey ! ! ! What, you didnt think I actually drank MILK plain did you? Heavens to murgatroids no! A few ounces of some Rebecca Creek is just the ticket for a smooth transition from wakefulness to sleepiness...
So, keep the sun at your six and ride boldly ride...
Your frien and Lord of the Manor...Sir Olbeauwannkanobi, Earl of Chappell Hill....
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