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Beau Wann, Jr.
NEWS FLASH...WEATHER ALERT.....BREAK OUT THE SNOW PLOWS, IT'S 57 DEGREES UP HERE ON WOLVERTONS MOUNTAIN....AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON....JUST LAST WEEK, IT REACHED 105 .....GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY.....
Good mernin myne fyne waltripynes ! Still here, after all these years ! Hey Susan, welcome back ! And happy birthday to your mom, and all the moms out there in cyber space!
Been workin like a madam...er, correction, madman tryiung to make the deadline of the opening of Coopers memorial baseball field....dont know when that will be, but must have a deadline somewhere around here !
Got the front of the place down by the crick and the road all cleaned out and put up a 2 rail split rail fence. Looks danged nice down there now. Decorating for the scarecrow festival, then all heavens gonna break loose for Christmas!
Speaking of Christmas, do you know which store already has their Christmas stuff out? Give you a hint....
the big W....yup, Walmart....I dont shop there, but my beloved goes in there from time to time to see if she can find stuff. They skipped right over halloween, and thanksgiving, and jumped right to Christmas. And what better season is there to make folks want to spend money? YUP, CHRISTMAS...Why, you didnt think they did it for religious reasons did you? Well, they did, for their religion, MONEY ! ! ! But, what the hey !
Havent been on the computer in a while, been hurting too bad and too tired....Doc Holiday gave some prednisone to me, 5 day prescription, and for two days, I actually felt good...havent felt good in years! Then of course, I started feeling bad again! You know, sometimes you have to feel bad to know what feeling good is! Right?
Some danged far aints bit me yesterday, and the funny thing, if you can call it funny, being attacked by far aints, the funny thing, or strange thing aabout it is it doesnt start burnin like far until about 3 in the Mornin AM. Then of course, it's time to get up and do the far aint daince, and apply lotions and potions and ice to the offended area.
Would you believe I slept for 5 hours straight last night? Yup, of course I was up at 3, but I'll take that any ol day. Just been settin in my ol easy chair, got to set in it easy because it might fall apart. Got so much duct tape holdin it together just might put a patent on it, it looks so good! Have to put a t hrow over it, or else one just might get stuck to it.
Already had 3 cats, at different times, snooze and pur in my lap this morning. Fixed a pot O Joe. Man, does that smell good on a frosty wintry morn. Speakin of which.....WEATHER ALERT.....
OMG, WILL THIS WINTER NEVER END, IT JUST NOW THIS VERY MOMENT, 5:25 OF AM, HIT 55 DEGREES....
Now I can break out the jackets and vests and coats, and sweaters, uh, no not sweaters, dont like em because they make me sweat ! ! ! I guess that's where they get the name sweater, because they make me sweat, er....
My mind loves winter, but my body does not! Got the sled all warmed up ready for that first snowfall. Trying to talk my beloved into getting a snowplow, you know, just in case it does snow. We'd be the onliest (east texas for only) ones in this county with a snowplow, or probably the whole state of Texas for that matter! But hey, one cant be too cautious, can one ! ! ! !
5:30 AM....another our and a half before sunup....I sure do like the daylight...never did like the dark, caint see a danged thang...now, because of my advancing years, I really caint see a danged thang....Pretty much blind, and deaf, what's next to go, smell? I dont think I smell that bad, not really! We dont use sweet smellum much up here in the wilds of Chappell Hill, because bees and bugs like it, and I dont like bees and bugs, so I''m danged sure not gonna give um any encouragement. Of course far aints dont seem to care if you're wearin cologne or not, cause they gonna bight the heck far out of you anyway, sweet smellem or no !
I did put on a little ENGLISH LEATHER the other night, just to see how it smells....smells just like I remembered it, ENGLISH LEATHER. When we do go out, and not to plow and mow, but to actually go to a fine eatery, that isnt spelled WHATTABURGER, I generally wear Old Spice! Well, I'm old, and spcicy sometimes....OMG, IT'S A MAJOR HEATWAVE, IT'S GONE UP TO 56 NOW....oh the humanity ! !!
Ok, I'll sing off for now...I'm getting sleepy, even after 12 cups O very fine JOE....
Ok, now wehre did I put that Gingham dog aand calico cat...ah yes, there they are....purrrrrr snore....
Keep the sun at your six, and ride boldly ride...
your special ed frien, Count von esdelecky
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