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Beau Wann, Jr.
Hello boys and girls...I'M BAAACK !!!! I'm ok, still suffer from blurred and double vision, and a swollen right eye from whatever hit me in the eye...ol doc Gould says, "that woulda kilt a lesser man"...and whom am I to dispute such logic..after all, I'm only a brain sturgeon, not no eye doctor...I am still unpacking and recouperating from a rather tedious return trip...the straws, and they were numerous, that broke Pegasus' riders back, were the errors of getting lost..."runs with sissors...does not play well with others...does not follow directions..." is of course dotted all through my permanent records...
I even used a bit of algebra on the errors...A+B=C...yup, a 50 mile wrong way error translates into a 100 mile error, and double the time...I did that twice...I was burnt to a turn, exhausted, dehydrated, hungry and lost...being lost in a foreign country is not fun...
Finally made it to Livingston, Al...stayed at the Comfort Inn...Called DW and let her know just what was going on, and before I knew it, she and Billy were packing to come get me...I tried to talk them out of it, but they wouldnt take no for an answer...I already felt bad for getting lost, and then to pull up lame, so to speak...let it be noted, that being able to see, is a prerequisite to driving ANY VEHICLE, and if it isnt, IT SHOULD BE...although some of the folks I have encountered driving over the years, that prerequisite remains suspect...
Soons I get settled, get my thoughts in order, (now that would be something, "getting MY thoughts in order") I shall endeavor to relay to you the trip, or half trip of a lifetime...BEAUPAS BIG ADVENTURE...as my grandaughter says...WOW, was it ever...I want to thank each and every one of youse youtes for your well wishes and prayers, thats probably how I made it as far as I did...and with a little help from my Beloveds DW and Son Billy, the rest of the way...It does seem like the journeys in your life do require just a tad bit O help from friends and family...and man, I had a lot O help on this one...though I still feel like I failed somewhat...yet again...I so wanted to come riding up on Pegasus, sword and shield in hand, conquerer of a 3000 plus mile journey...well, you know the rest of the story..."you cant always get what you want" I believe thats a Mick Jagger tune eh what!!! But, I am so privileged and blessed to have succeeded as far as I did...
"I'll be back"...how you like my terminator impersonation??? Pretty good huh??? Bet you thought it was ol Arnold S hisownself...
Keep the sun at your 6 and the road junk out O your eyes...
Your frien and brethern Beauregard Q Magillicutty T Mallard Oglethorp Wanninsky
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