Beau Wann, Jr.
Good stormy morrow waltripians...
Glad to get some rain, yeaaaaaa...of course if you didnt want any, and it ruined your plans, then boooooooo...been shoveling out dirt from around the cement pond and putting it in the low places in the front yard. I brought in about 11 yards some 10 years back, and for the life of me, cant recollect WHY...
Oh yeah, now I recollect, Our dog Rocky loved grass, and there was none around the cement pond, so I brought in the dirt and a couple pallets of st augustine...he enjoyed it for a short time anyway...
Shoveling and totin a wheelbarrow is tough bidness, at my age, hells bells, at any age...So, if you're shovelin and totin a wheelbarrow, you might live in Texas...Thanks wayne, I love Foxworthys "take on life in Texas and the south"...Remember his "special words"??? I only remember one of em, and I cant tell you how many times I have used it, and heard it used..."widjadidja", as in "you bring yore truck widjadidja?"...
Hey Jim, the Beach Boys rock...in a chair...everyone is correct, you two look like youngsters compared to the BBs. I was out in Big Sur some 30 year ago, and sawr one O the BBs homes on the beach...snicker, where else would a BEACH BOY live...in the mountains???? Hold on a megaparsec...ok I'm back...had to get another cup O joe...
How did you come by having a photo session with the BBs??? I cant think of anyone famous I have ever met before, other than the class of 64 and 65...I did see Jerry Lewis going through the San Diego airport whilst I was waiting for a flight to where ever I was going...the guy I was traveling with said that Jerry Lewis could only wear a suit once because he was allergic to the cleaning solution from the cleaners...Hmmmm says I...I never had my suit cleaned after everytime I used it, which was probably determined by the number of weddings and funerals I went to...
I did see Rod Mckuen and Neil Diamond in concert, oh and Johnny Cash and Elvis at the rodeo and Gene Autry, and Roy Rogers etc, but never got to actually meet any of them, let alone have a picture made with them...
One of our own, and for the life of me, cant recall his name, handled the banking of Roy Orbison, and knew him personally...he came to one of the Fudds meetings...WOW, now there was a legend...I remember when he was first brought to my attention, on the Juke box in the cafeteria at Waltrip..."sweet dreams baby..." and " only the lonely" ...I thought it was a group named Roy Orbison...you can see why I flunked algebra...ONE IS NOT PLURAL!!!!!
I think that Juke Box was a Seeburg 100 like mine...seems I recollect that mental picture in my minds eye...minds eye....we already have two eyes, now our minds got eyes...teachers of course had "eyes in the back of their heads"...and "the eyes have it"...and the "eyes of March"...and president Eyesenhower...
Other songs I recollect from "lunch period", (which I passed by the way), DANGED, NOW I FORGOT...lordy lordy lordy miss clawrdy...a mind is a terrible think...I generally had two tuna fish samiches for lunch, and chips and candy bar or cupcake or twinkie, which I inhaled in the first five minutes or less...then go stand by the juke box and feed it nickels to play my favorite tunes, which I seem to have unrecollected...whenever I walk by my juke box, I get a hankerin for a tuna sandridge and or cupcake etc...
Hmmm, 4:26 AM..."do you recollect where you are"...? If you're a normal sane person, probably asleep, where of course any normal sane person would be at this auer...yes, I know it's misspelled...I am thinking about starting a college class entitled..."FUN WITH THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE 101..."
I HOPE IT RAINS ALL DAY, SO I CAN STAY INSIDE AND HIDE UNDER THE COVERS WITH MAH DOGS AND CATS...gonna have to have a rather large cover for that..."well, I suppose so"...words I often heard from my parents when I axed em if I could do something...their response generally was, "well, I suppose so"...
I suppose they were glad to be shed of me during those difficult teen years...plus having a job, I generally just did whatever I wanted, and never bothered them with the details..."uh mom dad, I'm going to Garner State Park, and then to Mexico, where I will drink and run wild, popping a bull whip in the streets shouting..."REMEMBER THE ALAMO"....seems I dont recollect that good ol time, as things were kinda fuzzy during those "trying, growin up years"...but it was brought to my attention by one of our classmates that that is what I had done...a case of mistaken identity pure and simple, had to be someone else, as I was a "choir boy", studying for the priest hood...pure as the wind driven snow...ok, maybe the "deadly yellow snow", but snow nonetheless...and driven...
I see by the radar that the rain is almost over with...boo...maybe we will get somemore...cant work in a hurricane now can I..of course I should be asleep...NOW...everyone else in this cat house is...WHY NOT ME?????? SNOT FAIR, says I...you want fare, go catch a bus...but you better have the correct fare, or no fair bus ride for you...I recollect riding the shuttle, or maybe it was the shudder, (when it hit a bump, and they were numerous on 43 and or wakefield, back in them glorius dayze) the shuttle would shudder...ha, and you thought I was deranged...home home on deranged...I recollect seeing others getting the "transfer slip" the bus driver would tear off, sos they could get on another bus without having to pay again...couldnt wait till I could do that...of course I didnt know to which bus I would transfer to, going where, but that all didnt seem to matter much...my little pea brain wanted my transfer slip...
That day finally arrived...I got to transfer from the Suttle at Sears on North Shepherd, to the Heights bus, to the downtown bus...OH MAN, I WAS SO IMPORTANT...I GOT MY TRANSFER....YEAAAAAAAAA....
One adventuresome time, I recollect, me and Johnny D transferred all over the city until they kicked us off the bus for pulling that little cord hanging above the windows..."DING DING" DING DING DING DING..." "allright you two delinquents, OFF MY BUS"...it was not in any part of town we had ever been before...I was traumatized by that sperience...maybe I'll soux METRO...yeah, thats the ticket, I'll soux...probably give me a book O transfer slips...ok, I'm just a amblin ramblin man uh...
Say goodnight gracie...goodmorn gracie...and happy trails to you and yourn...dang if we didnt lose Goober this week...residing in that Mayberry in the sky...I kind of liken our part of Oak Forest to Mayberry...how lucky we were...yessir, lucky indeed...
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