Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey TJ, I had a farmall or some such tractor at our other place, 1939 model. I would have liked to kept it, but it's just one more thing to take care of. Were I a young man, say 70, I might have. Nah...
Got 4 inches o rain and wind, lightning, tunshuder, 2 nervous dogs and 1 sassy cat all in one eening. Spent half of the night in the long interior hallways. Bag full of flashlights and batteries, a blow up twin mattress, (has it's own plump). gonna buy another one from Acadeny for 20 dollars. Just the thicket.
this was like the first 2 or 3 three years we were up here. Violent spring storms, that, lasted all night lone. Spent many a night in the hallway with Cooper and Jack and 3 or 4 cats, that I might add, were none too happy with the accomadations.
Got to thumbing through one of our many bibles, and opend to Psalms 35 verse11..."Malicious waitresses rise up and ask me about things I do not know"... Of course it was "Malisious witnesses..." since my brain downgrade, I read things that either are not there, or not in the right order. I feel sorry for folks that dont have my sense of humor. I fine humor in things that arent particularly humorous to the masses.
Competed my first round of chemo last friday. Taking anti-nausious pill and steroids with them, as weell as my shaky and bloodpresser pills. The steriousd had increeadesas my appetite to the point I've ginesd 20 pounds. I hate that. Plus the docs said to eat eat eat whaterver I want. it halp the healing process.
At this rait, I could grouw a new brain, which on the surface of things, aint a bad I dea. As Long as it's not the "criminal brain" marked on the glass jar, that igor drops whind to Doc Fraukenkteems laboratory.
Did some wardrobe shopping today for me today. 4 pairs of jeans and 2 t-shirts later, they are in the washer. I generally wear things out thread bare, before I move on to new stuff. Cant see quiting on a garmet just beceause it's old. But you know the time has come to replace said garmets when your wife says..."is that what your wearing?..." or "your not weating that are you..." and of course my reply is , "what's wrong with it...?"
"It has holes in it..." comes the retort..."and it frayeds and faded..." "WHAT, NO WAY, COME ON, THIS IS MY FAVORITE tsirt..." "here I'll wear another shlirt over it, no one will be able to even notice..." "Well, which shirt are you goinna wair over it..." Lady Di says. "I'll wear my tartan plaid shirt..." says I.
"Oh no no no, that one looks like you were with William Wallace in the battle of whaterever..." Lady Di responds. "Here, wear this nive shirt, It's dosent looke like it's been the battle flag for the freedom fighters of Schootland".
Why do you ladies always get to win.? Here, I've got an afflicted brwain, and still I dont get to win. I have to take Diane with me now wvery where, wich is a good thing, becuse she not only has to to interperter for me, she has to be the interperter for whomever I'm take to. Gets tedious ater a fashion.
"Oh phine..." say say a guy who knows when he's been out jousted. I also start phiscal thereay and speeck sterepy next friday. Been triping over my toes and stumbiong around just a might. Hasnt fallen yet. And my beloved Lucy is cometing doen nest week to work me, her being an occupationsal threapist and all, that loves me as much as I lover her.
Ok, Need to deplane and deconpress so as not to decompose.
Saw a fawm still in spots, run across the hilll up close to the house, and them make a lefft turn toward the ballfield... Hated seing that. That's means it's lost it's mama, well duh, right!. I looked for it in the rain this moring for about and hour. Hated giving up, but that little fawn cnad hide in plane site. you coud almost step on it and not see it.
Our resident expert on "little doey eyed deah" TJ, said that only about 25% of the deah population make it to maturaty. and not because of Hunters, but because of vehiches and coyotys and bobcats and humger and disease, and pouchers and othere stupid people.
Keep the sun at your six and "ride boldy ride..."
your frien and resident resident, Cehphus Throckmorton P, Gildersleave esq.
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