Beau Wann, Jr.
Gooooooood morning veet naaaam...! ! ! It's me again Margaret ! Been trying to get right, but never did. On top of all the big D, and the A B and T and PMR pain, I got a tooth ache. Well, that ol boy is not hurtin enough, so lets hit him upside his punkin haid with a shovel, shall we. Well, dont just stand there, go to a dentist, so I did ! Good ol Doc Holliday! The bad news is I got a root canal last monday, and glory be, I liked that one so much, gonna go back and get another one next Tuesday. Ahm just a glutton for punishment. The good news is that Doc H can save them! Now instead of having one tooth left, I'll have three. Does make it easier to floss and brush. Hell damn RD, that was mah plan all along.
Woke up to the sniffles this mornin! Ol mr sniffles....Well, that's not why I woke up, I woke up because I had a Cat trying to homestead my head, and giving me a wet willie, then one of the dogs started barking at 4. Got up, got my bazooka, cranked up mah M1 abrams tank and fired some f lares to see who or what numbskull was assaultin MAH HILL so early in the morn! !! ! Turns out Dixie belle was lonesome for me but didnt want to get on the bed because of my new fur hat suckin on my ear, Lacy the cat. Those two have tusseled before, and Dixie Belle lost, so she's very afraid of Lacy. Dixie weighs 40 pounds and Lacy weighs 8 maybe. Not the size but ferocity that counts.
Decided to get up and go lay on the couch with Dixie, which of course displeased Lacy. For awhile she was perched on the back of the couch scowling down at ol mr sniffles and Dixie Belle. That poor ol dog is just terrified of that cat. Dixie didnt move the whole time Lacy was there, but her eyes got big as silver dollars. She kept whimpering at me to do something, so I did. got up, threw Lacy back on the bed, closed the door and then made a pot of coffee to which ah am now enjoying, HA! Mess with me will ya!
Much has happened since last we left Timmy down the well with Lassie going for help! Dont remember just what has happened, but ahm shure something has. (is it me, or is my keyboard possesed? When I hit shift to capitalize, and move on to the letter in question, it doesnt capitalize, and it's also mispelling woids. Hmmm, there is chicanery and foul play afoot here. I smell Tom Foolery daincin about. No really, when has that ol boy taken a shower? )
Ok, had to clear the room! Seems Ol one eyed Jack et somthin that is now haunting us. Whew, didnt know aminals could, uh, be so oderiferous! Speakin of Jack, that old half blind one eyed dog is doing just fine. Of course having one eye doesnt do much for seeing everything. He bumps into a lot of stuff on his no eyed side, mainly me. The cats are learning not to approach him on his blind side, because if he's startled, he goes in to "attack dog mode". That ol boy has a feerocious snarl!
I know I've mentioned it before, Jack was Coopers protector when we went out walking. Seems the city dogs trying to attack us, were no match for a country Catahoulla. Jack has taken down as many as 4 dogs in a short space of time. He is vicious when his loved ones are threatened! Anyhoo, the cats are learning not to get on his bad side, especially between him dinner. That seems to me to be a good policy all way round, dontchewthink!
Seems I saw where someone, dont know who, mentioned AI, artificial intelligence. AI only exists with ALL POLITICIANS. I remember back in the early 80s, one of my customers in the Data bidness was visited by folks from california trying to sell him on some AI. they had brochures and booklets all prepared. I got a holt of them, and read it backwards and forwards, sober and inebriated, asleep and awake, and came to the cornclusion, mind you, the same cornclusion, as my friend that owned a computer bidness, that it was all just gobbledegook, double talk and meaningless palaver!
I sent all the info on it to my brother-in-law, who by t he way, was only 100 people in the whirld back in 1964 with a PHD in computer science. Not brag, just fact. Anyhoo, I sent all the info to him, and not too long after, he came to the same cornclusion, it was all just BS. AI would have to match the human brain, to know what's next, and then change that because of a "feeling". No machine can ever be built to emulate intelligence. What comes out of a computer is only as good as what goes in, nothing more, nothing less......It's amazing to what lengths some folks will travel just to swindle good folks. I've allus subscribed to the theory that you can put lipstick and a dress on a pig, but at the end of the day it's still pork!
OH, I know what's happened, Diane and I built, or had built, a PAVILLION, and a new fence. The Pavillion is in honor of the "pavillion" at Garner. Snot quite as large, but servers the same porpoise. This keyboard is really angering me, but I shall endeavor to persevere. Now I am going to build a deck under and around it, add some rocks and boulders and a fire pit in front of it and voila, ready for the first snowfall. I know, it's quite an endeavor for a half blind mostly krazy kripple. Well, us krazoids and psyhcos got to do something with our time. I guess I could run for congress! yuk and ugh and ewww!
It's quite foggy this morn, and has been since the first and last cool front moved on. This is how I rmember (see, it dropped the first e) Septembers as a young lad, foggy! I hope our one day of winter is harsh and snows. Of course with all the warm waters and hurricanes, they say we wont have a winter atall.
Gotten a few peppers out of our ever changing garden. They smell good, like peppers, but are tasteless. I've got em soaking in with my jalopenas to try to remedy that. Got no tomatoes, nada, zip, zero, none! ! ! But, but, we bought known tomatoe producers, a mammoth gigantic humongous really large variety. I guess those bad boys are SOOOO BIG, that they musta goyt picked by the ol jolly green giant and eaten. Could have gone on a cruise with all the money we've spent on gardening. Next time I'll stick to what I know, perusing the produce dept at Kroger.
Ok, time to deplane. Hope all is swell with all yall. We seem to be, doing ok hither and yon.
keep the sun at your six and stay cool...
your frien and resident krazoid psycho, Beauregard Cephus E Lee Magillicutty esq.
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