Beau Wann, Jr.
Hello myne fyne waltripynes !
Been a HOT summer, well duh right? We had 110 this past Friday and Saturday, at least on the hill. Still no rain! Our last previous high was 109 last August. The low a -40 this past April! Ok, ok, I know our weather station is just a little out of kilter, but I'm working on trying to bring it back into kilter. Got my fine tune adjustment tool, (a hammer) just trying to find the right spot to giver a tap. I think it's probably the selenium rectifier needs replacing, but that's just an uneducated guess.
Was going to try to go to church up here on Wolvertons Mountain, but things got disrupted by a SNAKE! ! ! ! ! OMG AH HATE SNAKES...GEEZ LOUEEZ AH HATE EM. One of the lovely little darlins had climbed up about 4 ft on Dianes potting table. It is from a 70s wrought iron wine bar someone threw away. It's about 6 ft tall, and the snake was resting comfortably in one of dianes pots 2nd shelf from the top.
Did I say little darlin? That bad boy was about 4 ft long and fat. I started to just burn the house down, but didnt of course. I got on my snake boots, a lot of good they would have done with the snake about chest high anyway. But I need my snake boots when I'm fixin to do battle with the UGLY SLIMY HATEFUL DIRTY ROTTEN MAGGOT SNAKES....AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG DID I MENTION I HATE SNAKES?
IT had a viper head, but no rattles on the tail. Does a tree rattler have rattles? I didnt think snakes could climb like that, and there was very little surface to get aholt of with just snake scales. Anyway, I finally got him off the potting table and off the front porch and into the front yard where IT coiled up and watched my every move. IT never took ITS eyes off me. My beloved was looking the "IT" up on line to see if it was a good "IT", or a bad "IT".
How long is the waiting period of finding out just what "IT" is, before blasting it or relocating it. It had diamond shapes on it's ugly self and a row of bumps a foot from it's ugly tail all the way back to the tip of it's ugly tail. It' didnt come after me like a blue indigo (blue racer) would, it just sat and watched me....shudder shudder and yuk and ew! ! ! ! ! ! ! Did I mention how much AH HATE SNAKES?
Anyway, when it opened it's mouth to strike at the snake pole, I saw no fangs. I finally flipped it out of the yard, down the hill and over the fence. IT slithered off....GOOD RIDDANCE YOU UGLY VARMIT IT....
I sure hope we get some rain soon. Ground is cracked like an earthquake happened.
Just been trying to weather the heat. It has been a 100 before 10AM , so any work outside has to be done before 9 AM and after 7 PM.
Looking at Waynes Great Grandfather and his sons and their hats, I was trying to look up when the first straw cowboy hat came into being, but found nothing on it. John B Stetson started his hat company in 1865, and the onliest (east texas for only) thing mentioned about material is fur/beaver, which they use to treat with mercury, which actually was bad for folks and drove some cowboys crazy and they died, or were shot for actually acting crazy which was not their fault.
Stetson went out of business in the 60s and again in the 80s if my recollecter is recollecting properly, and the last time they went bankrupt, they never recovered. However, a man named, xxxxx xxxxxx, bought the name and they are still making STETSON hats. I love history, and facts, but not being able to remember the facts that I read, is just so disheartening. Anyway, you all can look it up on line if you are so inclined, or just take it that I am an authority on the subject, whatever subject that is.
I just bought 2 stetsons, one a buffalo fur hat and the other a straw. I love hats ! ! ! Mad for hats ! ! ! guess I'm the MAD HATTER...Not a bad thing to be I suppose, could be woise!
Any of yall watch a show called "TEXAS CAKE HOUSE"???? It's about a couple of specialty cake makers in Austin that make the most amazing cakes I have ever seen. I was thinking about contacting them to see if they could make a RAM cake for our next reunion. Which leads me to my next thought...what if we had the next reunion in Brenham at the ANT STREET HOTEL?
It has a swell event hall on the first floor, with wooden floors and windows. Tons of parking, and it is in downtown old Brenham, just off the square. Dont know how many rooms they have at the connecting old hotel, but probably at least a dozen.
there are also half dozen modern hotels in brenham just minutes from downtown, Holiday inn, La Quinta, Best western, etc. I know it sounds selfish to want to have it here, so I dont have to travel far, but on second thought, folks wouldnt have to fight the houston traffic to attend the event in houston. Well, it's just a thought, doesnt have to be in Brenham, but as far away from Houston as possible. I guess the big question would be how do folks get to Brenham from the airports, providing anyonw flys in. Something to be worked out for sure. I imagine the hotel caters, and if not, there are plenty places that do.
My mind is always working on stuff, that is unless I'm fighting snakes and things. Then I'm working on how to stay alive.
Got the all clear from my foot doc, Doc Frahnkensteen, to go wild. It's about 90 percent back to normal, and that's good enought for me, for now. Still dont have full range, but I dont limp from it, anymore, just limp from all the other aches and pains of my manly body.
sorry this is so short, I had lots to catch up on, but forgot most of it. I will try to do better next time.
So in the meantime, stay calm cool and collective.
Keep the sun at your six and ride baldly ride...
Your frien and resident Mad Hatter, ME !
WARNING; It is known to the state of California that California is bad for you
(dont blame me, I dont make this stuff up)
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