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Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey all yall...The little RETIRED woman and I will be at Gooderuckers, unless we're on another planet...like say orthopediac, hopefully we will be on amubulatorium in route to Gooderuckers....
Henny ! ! ! How exciting for you and Roric gettin to start anew...I am jelloeese ! ! ! Yes, we still have some of those fruitcakes left from the "fruitcake caper" sometime back in the last decade...We brought some to the 45th reonion...for dessert...no one was hungry for it though, guess they were full on supper...but not to worry, we saved it and others in the freezer for next time...maybe Gooderuckers....and a jar of pickles...yeah, that's the ticket...
Oh, I remember we took some to fuddgoodes, and folks actually ate it...and liked it ! ! ! I guess some folks will eat anything on a double dog dare ! ! !
It's early this morning...the magnitude of that exclamation is magnitudenal wouldnt you say ! ! ! Or just plain silly...I'lll go with profound...
Me and Jack got up at 4 this morn, brewed some coffee in the space age zurig coffee maker...sat outside and sawr a gazillion stars, and the three amigos (three bucks) down about the middle of sam wann hill ! !
Oh, and guess what??? No, really guess ! ! ! Nope, didnt have a pickle and liverwurst sandridge this morn, although that soundds kinda good....nope, no fruitcake eyether...me and Jack sawr a shootin star...I havent seen one of those ssince the last time I sawr wone. prolly since I was a wee lad chilren...Me and Jack made a wish on it...silly, sure, but one can't be too careful with one of the old husband tales now can one! ! !
Ok, guess what I have on the tops O me thighs ! ! ! OH, get your mind outten the gutter...you 64ers, I know about YOU PEOPLE... I have HEAT! ! ! Well of course I have heat, it's 900 degrees out here...no, I have the old HEAT RASH that I use to get as a young wee lad chilren...looks like red wwelts...
I methinks that it only happens when I'm on the tractor...which I was from sunup to noon yesterday....my fixin to be retired beloved loves to spray aloe vera on it to watch me jump...she's a dang nut...I was looking for my Gold Bond powder but couldnt find it...I know we have or had some, I remember packing and unpacking and packing and unpacking it ! ! ! If I go buy some, in will walk the lost can saying, "yo dude, you looking for me?"
It was 101 before 10 oclock yesterday...whew! ! !
You know, somedays I feel so euphoric, and then somedays I feel so bad, mentaally speaking so to speak...I do feel so much better when I am productive...that's the whole key for us manic depressives, STAY BUSY...
Why do I put such personal things on the forum? Just makes me feel better being able to talk to understanding folks like all yall...
You know what else makes me feel goode??? Seeing everyone get on the forum ! ! ! Oh, hold on, the boys are a wantin breakfast...It's saturday, and you know what that means, yup, BACON AND EGGS...well, why not... TJ??? TJ, come to the front, TJ....Jimmie??? Jimmie Stockton, come to the front, Jimmie ! ! !
Ok, I'm baaaaaack ! ! ! For all youse youtes that miss it, the sky is getting pink, and you know what that means...yup, the sky is gettin pink ! ! ! Sunrise cant be far behind although it's gettin later and later everyday...funny how that happens...The sun sleeps in in the winter, when it needs to get up earlier, and it gets up too early in the summer when it needs to sleep in ! ! ! Ah just dont unnerstand what I dont unnerstand..... unnerstand? If so, please splain it to me....nah, I prefer being left in the dark...plausible deniability ! ! !
How many of yall still have blenders out there? Anyone, anyone?? We do, and it's the one my beloved had before we were behitched...she brought it to me last night and asked was green stuff suppose to be oozing out of the plug ! ! ! Not just no, but hell no! ! ! Cant imagine what the heck it could be, it looks like the permanent ink, Peacock, color !
memeber that stuff? Oh man, that was permanent, like forever, cant get rid of it even with ajax, stuff...still got some on me hands from 4th grade...You know, the tree huggers always complain about stuff that wont decompose, like foam cups, but no one talks about "peacock" color permanent ink...you cant get rid of that with anything short of a nuclear holocaust! ! !
They say that foam cups wont bio degrade, and are bad for the ecology....Anyone want to tell me where "foam" cups come from ???? Not mars, or venus, but rat cheer on oith...so if it came from here, then chances are it belongs here....and you know what else? Well, even if you dont want to know, It's mah boundin duty to tell you...they sell the foam in the form of small particles, to do what? Yup put in your garden and potting soil, as "pearlite" or "pearlight".... Not Pearl lite beer, but pearlite to help airate your soil....
Ok, I was talkin about my/our blender, how peacock ink was oozing out of the plug ! ! ! "Dont plug it in" says I...we have other mixers and mashers ! ! ! "uh sweetie, what do you need a blender for" says I ! ! ! "oh, I'm going to make frozen watermelon balls, or cups" she says ! ! ! I replied, "I was going to make mah famous watermelon wine" ! ! ! "Yeah I know" she said..."so I thought I'd use it so we wouldnt have a repeat of last years debacle"....Oh, wounds me to my heart ! ! !
The ringing and buzzing stops after about a week, and it only took the dawgs a couple of days to get back on their feet...so whats the harm? You know, there's worse out there...like frozen watermelon balls left in the freezer from 1958...my mom put some in the freezer back then, and they are still there, along with the first two and only two fish I have ever caught...that wasnt from Krogers....yup, caught an ugly Sheeps Head and a Flounder...been froze for posterity for 57 years...had to transfer em to our freezer! ! !
Ok, guess I've been on long enough ah suppose...35 consecutive days of 95 gredees or higher and 13 days of 100 gredee temp....they say we had 36 days of 100 degree weather in 2011...dont remember that, but I guess we did...It just seems 100 degrees is so much hotter nowadays than it was back then...
Keep the sun at your six, or in the freezer, and ride boldly ride...
Your frien and brother in classmate...Jefferson Robert E. Lee Davis Wanninski, esq
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