Beau Wann, Jr.
YEAAAAA! ! ! ! ! HOPPY BOIDAY TO YOUSE YOUTES, from the frozen tundra at Chappell Hill, Tx. 77426....
The wind is just a howlin up here in the hygheye country. It is blowin so hard, it blew our weather ball off the tower. Gonna have to wait till it warms up and calms down before I retrieve it out of the muck. Little boidies have landed on our porches and are huddled up. I notice they keep looking in the window...Uh, not just no, but HECK NO, all yall are not coming in this house. Got enough critters in here already.
Ah dew hope my favoryte Sister Jackie is being showered with many and plethora presnents! ! !
Hye Jimmy Lee, been thinkin about you. Good thoughts all...
I have a long family tree on my mothers fathers side, going all the way back to the 11th century to King Malcolm of Scotland. My mom always said I was an "EARL", never quite knew what that meant perzactly, but hey, MY MOM SAID IT, so what you gonna do, "hey mom, youre a lyin dog"??? Nope, you just gotta take her woid for it. I'm sorta waiting for the paper work to catch up before I announce officially that I am the "Earl of Cooper", or some such title.
I have a book around here someplace, that is called "The Claiborne Pedigree" which are my ancestors. The foist one to come to the colonies was Col William Claiborne, my 10th or 11th great grandfather. It goes all the way down to my grand father, Homer Stacy Jones as some 900th descendants, and I am hand written in the book as number 1004 methinks. Got a signer of the Declaration of Independence, an aide to General Green, and a Courier to Jean Lafite, governors, doctors, Lawyers, Judges and everything inbetween. One chap was killed by an arrow in the creek indian war, or the french and indian war, or maybe they are one and the same. Still havent unpacked my books to confirm which it was.
Ancestors fought in the American revolution, and I think one of them married Pattrick Henry's daughter, Or maybe it was William Henry Lee, hard to remmember... and another lady named Custis/Dandridge, married George Washington. And of course she was kin to Robert E Lee... Gets kinda cornfusing in there. Ancestors fought on both sides of the civil war. It is all great reading if you like history, and I do, but there are no great stories like Waynes! Just facts and numbers. Of course, all that knowledge and a couple of bucks, will only get you or me, a cup O Joe.
Dont know about any ancestors on my mothers mothers side, cept they always kept mentioning an "uncle Kurgee" , and I dont remember in what context they mentioned him. If I was in the room when the growed ups were talking, they talked in hushed tones, which if I heard what they were talking about, I was too dumb to actually know what they were talking about. I generally g ot sent outside to play when I suppose they got to talking spicy or racy, whatever in the heck that meant! I'll dig through some more boxes to see if I can find that book. It's actually a xerox copy of a copy, but I'll keep looking for it!
There are no records of my grandparents on my Dads side. I think I heard that my great grandmother was insane and died in an asylum, which explains how I got the way that I am. I had a cousin that was researching the "Wann" side, and when she was speaking to us, said she had gotten back as far as the 16th century and that our Grandfathers ancestors came from Transylvania or somewhere around there. Probably a direct descendant to Vlad the Impaler...YUK..That ol boy was just a mess wasnt he!
Like I said , my cousin is no longer speaking to us, (probably some fox paw I committed back then) and hasnt for the past 20 years, so I dont know how far back she went!
I'm not a real patient listener when it comes to "geneology nuts", and my father-in-law is one! It was pretty much all he talked about when he was researching his family! Ever now and again he will blurt out, "you know I found a cousin that married another cousin and they were the son and daughter of good ol great great great great grand father Hobbard Earl Sowsbelly", or otherwise some such useless information!
Otay, I have bored all yall to sleep, and really overstayed my welcome, so it's time to crawl back under the blankets, comforters and otherwise covers. From the looks of the weather CHIMACS weather station, it's gonna be a 2 cat and 2 dog night...and possibly day also too!
All youse birthday youtes, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY...DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELVES...EAT A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES AND HAVE SOME CAKE AND ICE CREAM...YEAH, THATS THE TICKET...
YOUR long winded and simple minded frien, THE EARL OF CEPHUS...
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