Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey all yall! ! ! Nope, not in the joke house yet...Curly Moe and Larry still slugging it out...but what the hell, it's only been 11 months for a 2200 sq ft custom home that is not custom...oh well...
Been fighting an upper respiratory infection since a month before the reonion, till now...many nebulizer treatments of albuterol and other mind numbing drugs later, I are somewhat better...Diane been fighting an eye infection...now she is somewhat better...
Hey Kay, back when I retarred in the summer of 2000, I thought I could just jump right into another job, maybe CEO of GM or Ford, heck I was only 55...au contraire mon ami...THEY, the establishment, does not want you if you are past 40. (this is where the word ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM comes from)
I did try my hand at retail, got hired on at BASS PRO SHOP at katy mills mall, and retired after 2 days...found I couldnt stand on my feet 8 hours a day, even with the best orthoshoes money can buy...
Later on I hired on with Lowe's and lasted all of 2 days before retarring...I can stand, till I need to sit, which is soon after standing, and sit till I need to lay down, which is soon after sitting, and lay down a lot more than the aforementioned...
maybe I could work at Mattress Firm testing the beds...of course I would need a couple of pukin cats walking on me, and pukin their guts out in the middle of the night on the blankets, then got to get up and change the bed covers, and a dog jumping on the bed, causing the pukin cats to hiss and screech and smack his nose and then the much chagrined dog crawling back under the bed and bumping it all night long, and pounding the wall with his tail every time you move, but other than that, just your normal sleeping guy!
How bout this rain? Cant buy rain for 6 months, and then we get 6 months in 6 minutes. Rained 2 inches at the hill, and a bunch here at the Norman Bates rent house!
Kay, what you should do, is just have fun, and sleep in if you can! I slept in oncet (east texas for once) till 5:30. I'm really trying to sleep later than that, maybe 5:35 or what the heck, just throw caution to the wind, 5:45, just being a bum aint I with that kind of talk! Take up a hobby, like I have, emptying Jack Daniels bottles and poppin pills...packing and unpacking and repacking boxes getting ready for the big move...
Not been sleeping too good lately, now there's a real shocker right! Cooper is going through "doggiepaws" according to the vet. For some reason, and the vet says it is common in old dogs, they start having cognitive problems, and get their days and nights mixed up.
I dont know how that happened to Cooper, because he generally sleeps longer than the pukin cats do, and they sleep about 16 hours a day or more, and Cooper never knows whether it's day or night anyway. And, he has been having cognitive problems since we got him at 3 years old.
If you move a piece of furniture in the room that he is in, he is frozen in place and cant move until what ever was moved is either completely removed, or back where it belongs. I didnt know dogs knew any thing about "fang schway" (east texas for feng shue). Maybe that's where the "fang" part comes in, because dogs do have fangs....
Anyway, for some reason, when we leave him alone, and try to go to bed, he gets off the couch and stares at it and then BARKS his one huge BARK to let us know he is lost and unhappy. If we dont attend to him in a reasonable length of time like a minute, he barks another huge winder rattlin bark, till we get in there and sit on the couch with him. Meanwhile, he has awakened Jack and the entire pukin cat herd, all thinking it is time to eat.... We both have spent many a night sitting on the couch with our feet propped up, blankie and pillow in place. Sometimes he settles down about 2 or 3 AM in the morn...well, when else is 2 or 3 AM?
Vet gave us some Tramidol for pain for him, so we give him a tablet at bedtime now. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesnt. Vet prescribing benedryl...she says it works swell, unless he is one of those critters that it causes to make hyper...be just our luck he gonna be the hyper-dog!
Right now, I have a pukin cat laying across my arms as I type this...that should be one of the tests in typing..."Ok now class, get your pukin cat to lay across your arms and blocking the screen, and type, the lazy pukin cat jumped over the idiot dog", or words to that defect...I know, a mind is a turrible think...
Ok, gotta run, or limp over to the couch and try to settle His majesty down...
Your frien and brother in classmate...Beauregard Cephus E Lee Magillicutty
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