Beau Wann, Jr.
If you can read this in English, thank a MARINE...
Good Morrow Mine Waltrithespians..."Hi, I'm a thespian"..."well hello there, I'm a vegetarian...dont know which month that is, I think Septober, which month is a thespian"...Octember fer shure bro...
Read with interest, Alan Hales column, one day this week or end...tried to find it to read it again, but like mah glasses, "theys around heah somers"...It was about not being able to, "just do" the things we've allus done and taken for granite...etched in stone so to speak...like tie your shoes! Good thing I dont wear shoes! Boots are easy to tie, providing they have no laces...I have boot puller oners and boot puller offers...I have two pair that have zippers on the sides, one pair on the inside, and one pair on the outside, my frankenstein boots and a new pair of work boots...sometimes I have to have let my beloved zip em up, just so she feels like she's helped me, not that I need any help of course...wonder why one pair of boots has the zipper on the inside, and the other on the outside...hmmmm...
Other things I cant do anymore...hmmm...where do I start, "let me count the ways"! ! ! ! !
Like Mr Hale, I wanted to replace the fence in several places, never got around to that, although, with the help of my sweety, we did build a fence to keep fric and frac from runnin wild, and I couldnt have finished the deck without my beloved...see there, it does take two to tangle...in the bobware...
Wanted to plow up the south pasture, but that would have entailed removing a few stumps, and that my fine fellow friends, IS HARD WORK...got a few done, but not near enough...was gonna join the north two meadows together and build a bridge over the crick...bout 36 feet across...it was gonna be a grand bridge...and I was gonna dam up the south end of the crick and create a lake up in the north meadow..."if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a merry christmas we would have", sayeth Dandy Don...
I find that not only can I NOT do all that great stuff, I have a hard time putting on my boots and getting in and out of the truck...some days are better than others though, which I am internally graceful...
Mr Hale is 90 !!!!! If I'm having problems now, just think how it wil be when we are 90...or me anyway!!!!
These are not really complaints, just observations started by Mr Hale, and expounded on in furtherance...
Was gonna start caulking the new siding yesterday, but had to go down to Richmond to get tags for my lowboy trailer...seems the old ones expired...tags cost 6 dollars American money, wasted several gallons of gas, and several hours...howsomever, the Richmond tax office runs smoother than any I have ever seen...
I tried two of em in Harris/hell county, and the lines were several hours long...took only 10 minutes to get waited on in Richmond/Ft Bend, and about 2 minutes to actually conduct bidness...wonder why all gov entities dont conduct bidness so it is BENEFICIAL and EASY for us, the people that pay their salary?????
Was worn out by the time I got home, so I just had to nap, well duh!!! Thats what gives me that youteful glow and all the hair on me head...naps dont seem to work for that...I had heard that if you hung your head off the side of the bed, it would grow...nope, not here...besides, it was hard to go to sleep with all the blood rushing to my head...tried to stand up, and fell down, once again disproving that stupid axiom of " a body in motion tends to stay in motion nonsense...I got my body in motion, and it quit...which seemed to amuse my critters a tad...and thats what I'm here for...or so it seems...
Was gonna start caulking today, again, and by the time I got through with all the everyday stuff, feeding critters, making DWs lunch, and breakfast and getting her off to work, and then cleaning up after the critters, and vacuuming, changing the sheets, washing three loads of clothes and working on the cement pond, replacing old worn out stereo speakers with ones that actually work and dont buzz and hum, watering the plants etc etc...well, maybe I'll start caulking later today, or early tomorrow or how about Friday??? I will have to check my dance card...
Ok, back hurtin, gotta go lay down for a spell, so I might as well take a nap while I'm at it...I'd hate for a "good lay down" go to waste...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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