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Beau Wann, Jr.
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Hey Rich, what the heck does the TJ encyclopedia know nohow...Thomas Jefferson probably woulda said it...if he'd a thought of it...maybe he did say it, but just didnt tell anyone...yeah, thats the ticket, thats how I'm gonna tell it anyway...
HOT???? HELL DAMN RD it is so hot...how hot is it??? It is so hot, the ice melted on the cement pond, quelling any idears about ice skating...go ahead, think about...I'll wait...hmmmmmmmmmmmm...times up...and the coffee is a perkin...I dont know what the heck I mean either...demented...
The little woman went upstairs to work on stuff...so, me and Cat Jack, being the sooper troopers and good allround fellas that we are, trudged our weary and creakin selves up the fershlerginer stairs to be close to DW...so, thought I'd get on the Forum...missed some of the responses from yall...so glad to see lots O folks on board...HI TO ALL!!!! HAIL TO ALL!!!!! Well, not hail hail, the hard ones that fall from the sky, but maybe the softer ones, oh say, RAIN!!!!!! Cant believe this heat and dryness...this early in the summer...we still have July and August and September to go...pretty dogone smart for an algebra flunky huh????
I think I'll start selling insurance...my next door neighbor is our State Farm agent, and they just got back from 2 plus weeks in Hawaii, and now are in Destin Florida for 2 plus weeks...must be nice...stinking insurance companies...
Got a new truck...well, got it at the end of last year, and someone already hit the side of it with a shopping cart from Home Depot and it only had 400 miles on it...30 years ago, I would have leveled Home Depot, but I have mellowed...only uttered a few...thousand curse words...most of em you wouldnt recognize, cause I made em up, but curse words they are...BP shot up to 120/70...normally it's 110/60...well, the exigent circumstances and all you know...
Just got the truck fixed at Tommy Vaughn...they did a bang up job, pun intended...they even detailed the whole truck...WOW...bettern the way I do it, mostly....I asked em if they do this as a service to all US GOOD AND LOYAL CUSTOMERS...no, they said, only if I wreck it...so I guess I'll have to wreck it once a month to get this good a detail job...nah, just funnin...I did put the truck in the garage, and been riding my bike...dont want to get er dirty, plus my bike gets 40 MPG, did I mention that before???? Oh, prolly did didnt I...
Me and Lizabeth, (my beloveds middle name, if she had one) and the dynamic duo, Coop and Cat jack, went to ye olde country estate in the high country, last Saturday...HOT???? Well, I wont go into that...but in the past, it seemed it was hotter in the city, and relatively cooler in the country...now, it's just the reverse...breaks 100 up there in the high country almost everyday...we just did a few things, check the feeders and cameras...forgot to take batteries, so had to leave things as they were...low on corn, and it has jumped up to 7.99 per 50 pounds at Buccees, and 7.99 for 40 pounds at Academy and else where...corn should be as "high as an elephants eye" this time of year...most all the corn along 290 has burned up from lack of rain...lot of it cut down and plowed under...guess ah aint a gonna get no dadburn grits cause of lack of rain...Oh bother!!!!!
Our creek is dry, as is the creek that runs south of us, so I set out 3 watering stations at the ranch...about 1/4 mile apart...bought some of the small blue pools at academy for 10 bucks apiece...got em weighted down with concrete and stones, plus steps in and out so the little critters dont get shut out of the water, and once in, they can get out...filled em all up, of course after dumping a lot of water on myownself, but thats ok...drys real quick in this heat...both boys, of course, had to test each pool, and then shake the water off on me...ok ok, I'm good with that...
Did see my donkey friends, this time on their own property...couldnt entice them to come to the fence, didnt have any apples...gad, you have to bribe everything...didnt get a picture though, they disappeared into the forest when I dragged my camera out...saw "Bambi", bout 2 or 3 months old fawn, still in spots...cutest thing...couldnt get my camera out fast enough...mama came out to let Junior know, his choice of friends, was not acceptable...ok fine, see ya...
Gonna have to replace bout 400 ft of fence on the west side of the south pasture, hogs have just about rendered it useless...5 strands of barbed wire...think I will replace it with 5 inch tops and wood planks and then line with hog wire...anyone need some experience with fences, or just like all this heat and want to be out in it???? Just one more project added to the list, but this one is a high priority and has worked it's way to the top O the list...heavy sigh, it's always something, eh....no complaints though, blessed are we...
there was mention earlier about the USS Texas BB35...lots o interesting information on that ship...not the first Texas though...the first Battleship was the USS Maine, no BB number or designation...the second battleship was a USS Texas, the first if you will, again no BB number or designation...Both commissioned in 1895, but since researching this, I have found discrepancies in the dates, but whats a few years, give or take...keels laid for Maine in 1888, and for Texas 1889...Texas launched 1892, and commissioned 1895...wow, took em 3 years to outfit and shakedown...of course we know what happened to the Maine, blowed to smithereens by space aliens or ???? Refloated and scuttled 1912...
Texas the first, considered the "first battleship", was decommissioned in 1911 and sunk with target practice in Oct 1911...boo...the USS Indiana was the first commissioned battleship with a BB designation of BB-1...There was some question, from an unnamed source, a know-it-all type, that said the USS Texas the second, BB-35, had 15 inch guns...not so mon ami, she had only 14 inch guns, and 10 of em, so, I guess you could say, if you were a math major, that she had 140 inch of gun...yeah yeah yeah...of course the know-it-all does not believe me, even though there is irrefutable evidence...in fact, the first Maine had 4X10inchers, and the first Texas had only 2X12 inchers...and starting with the BB-1, the USS Indiana, 8 battleships had 4X13 inchers...the onliest one in that bunch, the USS Iowa, had 4X12 inchers...
Seems they went back to 12 inchers with the second USS Maine, BB-10, all the way down to the USS Arkansas...which is 24 battleships...the only thing different was the number of guns, from 4 on the Maine, to 12 on the Arkansas...
Starting with the USS New York, BB-34, they put 14 inch guns times 10 on 4 ships, then 12X14 inchers on the next 7 battleships down to the BB-44, the USS California...then they brought out the big guns, if you will pardon the intended pun...16 inchers, starting with the BB-45, USS Colorado down to the last battleship, BB-64 USS Wisconsin...nary one mention of any 15 inch gun period...so far, my research turned up two 15 inchers but they were of the Third Reich...one was the Bismarck, and cant remember the other one...they had some slated for 16 inch guns, but never got too far on them...one was scrapped on the drawing board, and two had their keeps laid, but were scrapped in the yard...
Then the "know-it-all, says there was a battleship with 20 inch guns and was a product of the nips/Japanese...au contraire mon ami...researched that bit O info, and so far all I have found was that the Brits were just TALKING about a 20 inch gun, not even on paper, just talk...
The two largest battleships, of course were the two Japanese ones, the Yamato and cant remember the other one, but they had 18.1 inch guns, that as far as anyone knows, never fired on another ship, such as the U.S ships...The guns were not that accurate, or really that powerful...seems the Emperor didnt research enough...of course we sunk both battleships, yea for us...the only other 18 inch was, believe it or not, on a British ship, not even a battleship, just a heavy cruiser, HMS Furious...and they only had one of the buggers located aft...it was one tenth of an inch smaller than the Japanese...the ship was commisioned 1917...but there was a problem, mon ami, seems that when they fired the big gun, it just about wrecked the ship it was so powerful, so back to the ol drawing board...so in 1918, was refitted to become an aircraft carrier...HMS Furious...it is bad luck to change the name of a ship, no matter what you do to the ship...we had a ship we changed the name of, and it had the worst luck ever...I'll try to find the story...
So, me 2, know-it-all 0...Now, I am always open to correction...not ashamed to admit I am wrong, and always delight in the REAL AND ACTUAL FACTUAL INFORMATION, unlike my "know-it-all"...all the info above, was researched on the web, so if I got it wrong, they got it wrong...
The actually largest guns ever produced were two by who else, the Third Reich, Krupp family, called Gustav and Dora...they were both 31.5 inches, mounted on railcars, took 500 men each to man, and was commanded by a major general...and were devastatingly accurate...barrel life was about 300 rounds...nothing like German engenuity, eh what??? Just think, we can deliver that much fire power using an unmanned drone, and hundreds of miles, instead of 26 miles...
Hey Wayne, I think I'll pass on the Vietnam book, for now...I got into reading them for about 5 or ten years, 20 to 30 years back...didnt realize for a spell, they were making me so depressed, had to stop reading war books...even so called fiction novels, based on the real thing...but no harm no foul...I will keep yours in mind and maybe pick it up sometime...
I sawr the funniest movie the other day, "PASSED AWAY" with Bob Hoskins and other folks that I recognized, but dont know their names...it was made in 1992...It was hilarious...dont know how I missed it the first time around....also sawr today, "GEORGE BURNS AND GRACIE ALLEN" TV show on channel 318, for those with comcast...that show, that pair, was just pricelessly hilarious...I forgot how much I missed those folks...brilliant comedy, just brilliant...Jack Benny, Bob Hope, etc...
Sawr and article on FIREFLIES, in the Sunday Houston Pravda...I do remember em in my yout...we had em here in the 40s and 50s, then they just seemed to disappear...saw them a lot when we visited my grandparents up in Little Rock, Ark and surrounding areas, Hot Springs etc...such a fond memory...nights up there were clearer and cooler, and just seemed so, so, special...and they were of course...quiet, and streets were oil soaked dirt...
Now that I have sufficently bored you to tears, and sleep, I guess I will bid you adieu...for now...but I give you fair warning, "I'll be back"...
seems to be another sleepless night, so I might be back sooner than later, oh joy for you good folks...but, "I yam what I yam"...
Keep the sun at your 6, behind a cloud, and ride boldly ride, with the airconditioner on full blast...your frien and brother
Beauregard aka "Chats a lot" (my lakota indian name)
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