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Beau Wann, Jr.
Why, let me check my socialbaloney calendar...hmmm...House and Senate and President want me to speak at a luncheon...tell em what all should be done...they can wait...yeah, I can make 5 guys next tuesday...that way, I can get input from real people and take it to the summit...
Rich the LH, the kats that have the kitten look always, are called "Exotic"...since I still have my "boyish" look, I guess I can be called exotic too...right????....yeah, and chickens have lips...
PPPP from CCCS, sounds like you need to curl up in a dark corner with a comforter and a kat or two...have your butler bring you some hot toddies, or cold toddies, or just about any ol toddie...why are they called "toddie"???? Heck far, I dont have a clue...Of course if it was coined by a drunk, then I'd have to get drunk to figger it out and splain it...
But Really PPPP fron CCCS, on the gnus last night, they were all adither about the changing of the zodiac signs...even had a PHd on astrology splainin why the new sign...and she said, because the oith wobbled...so it has shifted the dates all askew, askance and asunder, and voila, new sign...they said what the new sign was, but I forgot...looks like one of those greek god woids...plus they had a genuwine bonifide astrologist on the show, and she was weirdin me out...her eyes were dartin to and fro, hither and yon, and it looked like she was askew, askance and asunder...so now since the oith has wobbled hence, so have the dates for the signs...where I was a Gemini, I are now a Taurus...I dont make this stuff up, it is too weird to make up...I have a fertile, imaginative and warped mind, but I could never come up with some of the stuff on the gnus...
Cell phone in the terlit???...Yeah, been there done that, only the terlit of which I speak, is a 16' X 32" money pit terlit...just got my new phone sone time back, and was just walkin by the cement pond, and my cell phone jumped out of my scabard, and rat smack dab into 8 feets of terlit water..jumped in the coldy brine, and commited suicide rat then and there...I was...uh...rather...uh...angry, sort of, having to fish it out...but I have fished out other articles of biblical proportions before..
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I took the now defunct, defrocked defrazzled and otherwise useless piece of digical electronical garbage' back to whence it was purchased, AT&T, and they took it apart, and showed me a pink dot...he said, it was white until it was doused with terlit water, then it turns pink...it is non returnable if that white dot is pink...but he showed me a trick, he took "white out" and painted said dot till it gleamed white again, then he told me to take it to another AT&T store and they would give me another one. I said, "how bout you give me another one"...to which he replied, "are you crazy, that thing has been to the bottom of the drink"...so I wobbled out...
ok, it is now noonish, I have been on patrol, cleaned the cement pond, cleaned the cement pond area of stuff, taken the sheets and blankets off the weeds my beloved wants to protect, washing a load of clothes, with 3 or 4 more to go...yould think there were half dozen people living here, with all the clothes needin washin...glad I dont have to go down to the crick with the rub board, on a day like today anyhoo...
Warm regards, your friend and soothsayer DOD
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