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Beau Wann, Jr.
Good Morrow Mine Fine Waltripians,
Hey Rich, just back from ye olde country place...me and yon sidekicks, John Boy and Cooper...
saw plentiful wildlife...Even sat in the stands for a spell just gazing in wonderment at all the critters...coyotes...deah...(new england for deer)...hawgs galore...coons...rabits and such...
Coop and Jacks noses had a collective field day...Didnt hear much gunfire, just two shots from the folks behind us...shot twice, first one missed, 2nd didnt...I assume he got a deah...a little doey eyed deah...we could have taken some youngsters, but we were looking for the cull buck...did see a 10 pointer, and a non-typical rack on a big ol boy, past his prime, probably 9 and a half years old, way past any passing on of good genes...saw them on camera only! Guess thats how they got to be old...real crafty and stealthy...I will add a picture or two of our critters...
Had a bit of excitement up at the old homestead... 5 of Ms Jones burrows or donkeys got loose...just strolling down the road, not a care in the whirld, pretty as you please...the ring leader was a rather large white, real furry fellow or Ma'am...then three smaller ones, and baby makes 5...we were just headed out the gate to town for a burger and stuff when here they come...Ms Jones Nephew, Big Don, was trailing them on foot, whilst his son was taking the Arctic Cat off the trailer...well, we thought, "we will do a good deed and hep em"...you know what they say about good deeds dont you..."no good deed goes unpunished"...yup!!!! I back the truck up and head north on our road, and race about half a mile and Kevin and I get out, and he has the idear to jump the fence and head em off and back the way they came...here comes the punishment...Kevin gets on top of the fence and jumps, catching his already broke leg, and he comes down on, which leg??? yup, the broke one witth the steel rod and nuts and bolts in it...hurts his knee...so, I have to race south a half mile and out the gate and north half mile and pick up Mr, "lets hep em out"...
I thought he rebroke laig, or jammed the rod up into his knee...turns out it is the tendons and or cartilage on the right side of the knee that he says was hurt long before he broke said laig...WHATEVER!!!!!! so we head back to close the gate, and the dang donkeys are now on our place, with Glenn and Big Don in hot pursuit on a couple of Arctic Cats...Man they are all hauling...so we block the main road north, and sure nuff, here they come...Ol Jack and Coop are just having a fit to join in the pursuit...well, as it turns out, Jack is, coop just wants jack to get out so he can take a nap...I turn Jack loose and he runs right at the offending democrats...(I'll get to that in a minute)...
Jack barks a couple of times, and heads for the larger of the donkeys and that mean ol democrat kicked and just missed jack, to which jack decides that his work was done, so he runs over and sits beside the truck...So I head for the dems and take my hat off, and waved it in the air at em, and promptly get Kicked at...So I figgered my work was done, and head on over to the truck and take my place beside Jack...he looking at me, and me looking at him...like, "what were we thinking"????
Ms Jones has now come out and is watching the fracus with much glee, (the woman is a sadist)...she hollars over to me, cackling, "hey boy, you finally get that mule to talk to you"???
"Yes Ma'am" says I, and before I could say anything else, she cackles, "I'll bet he told you and your cur dog there, to go over and stand by the truck"...she was just cackling to high heaven...
I sure am glad me and jack could entertain her...meanwhile ol Kevin is moanin and groanin from his hurt knee, so I toss him some pain killer, a Michelob, and ask him to be a little quieter, so as not to disturb Coopers Nap...to which I got some kind of sign language throwed at me...the ingrate!!!! "hey" says I, "I could a left you up by the proposed north gate, mr sign language broke knee idjit"...or words to that effect...
Big Don and Glenn and Ms Jones finally get the runaway democrats corraled on her place...we locked our gate, and headed to town, and as we got even with Ms jones, she comes over and leans on the truck and says, "looks like the last election got ALL the democrats a runnin for the hills"...(thats where I got the donkey as a democrat idear...Ms Jones is a staunch democrat by the way...I asked her if we could get anything for her from town, and she says, "how about a bottle of whiskey and a burger and fries"...I say, "how bout just a burger and fries, cause I dont want to be contributing to the delinquency of a minor with the whiskey"...she cackles and says, "you must be a republican"..."yesum" says I..."Good" she says, "I like to keep things lively around here"..."so, you go on ahead, and keep trying to get my mules to talk, but bring ME the apples instead of the mules"....cackle cackle cackle...(yeah yeah yeah you old bitty)..."well, you have a good day Ms Jones, and we will bring you a burger and fries from JTs"...
So, we went to town and got ourselves a good burger and semi-ok fries at JTs...the people there are weird, but the food is good...took Ms Jones her burger and fries and she was very pleasnt, and offered to pay us, but I told her it was on the house...always willing to help out the old people...to which she cackled, "well boy, you haint zactly no sprang chicken your own self"...cackle cackle cackle..."have a nice day Ms Jones", says I...
Certainly was an interesting trip this time...Put ice on Kevins knee and it seems to be some what better...Got most of the ranch roads mowed...such sweet sweet smelling grass...no wonder Ms Jones livestock like coming over to our place...
Rode Pegasus Saturday...brother in law joined me on his softtail...we rode to brenham for lunch and then to Bellville, where they were having their First Saturday Fair...lots of home made jewelry and stuff...bought some local honey from Dave, or rather his daughter...seems dave had a heart attack and was resting up and getting use to his stint...he must be a hunnert...first time I saw him, he was selling honey out of his truck, and stopped by the Hill burger joint...I went to his truck, and was asking him about the honey and how much etc, and he is deaf as a post, which made for an interesting conversation, because I am deaf as a post, pre hearing aid days...wait and eight both sound alike to deaf people, so he said 8 dollars, to which I thought he was saying wait till I hollars, so I waited, until he finally hollard, "well, you gonna buy a jar, or just lean agin my truck"...to which I thought he said" Is your door ajar and stuck"???, finally my good friend Don whom I was having lunch with, came over and helped us finalize the transaction...having later described verbatim what words had been flung helplessly about between Me and Dave...that is between Don crackin up and all...sure am glad folks have fun off me...one is glad to be of service!!!!!!!
I bought a quart jar of honey at the fair, and his daughter asked me if I wanted my HONEY in a sack...I said, "with all my heart", after she thought about it, she just giggled and laughed, and so did I...she certainly is a "looker" that one...but a good sport...me too...
I certainly wish everyone could feel the joy and love about something like I feel for riding my Harley...just a feeling so indescribable...kinda like when a grandchild says "I love you" and you know they mean it...
Time to get ready for Coopers class...keep the sun at your xis and ride boldly ride...and watch out for them donkeys...
I think that ol boy wants some corn... this ol boy is about 9 or 10 points... one of the many coyotes... How does this dang camera work anyway...hello???
wooly mammoth sleepin in my jeans...
notice the blanket with the lump, and the paw sticking out...annie bob... Kevins german short haired pointer, Carly...beautiful, eh???

the picture on the left is why there is no power to one of the trailers...one stinking miserable &^%$^#&$*%^( mouse...the picture on the right is a duct tape fix, which didnt last too long anyway, but thats what you do in the country, make do...
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