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Beau Wann, Jr.
Well Susan, I guess you and your hubsand wont be moving in upstairs, with a bad back and all! thats one of the reasons I dont go up there anymore...bad back, bad knees, bad hip joints, ankles, you name it, bad bad bad...I guess we should put in an elevator, eh!!! Nah, thats all I need, add something else to break! I have always wanted a dumb waiter, or a laundry chute, but then I'd have to go upstairs to use em, and I dont think so!!! So now I go out to eat, and get a dumb waiter, and throw my clothes in the washer and say, "shoot"...
FALL??? No, I dont think it's fall yet! It was a tad dryer this morn out on dawn patrol, and on evening patrol! But just still hot as hell...It didnt seem to be the blast furnace as I rode down the freeway, as it usually is, so might just be a little fall in the air! Still hot as hell coming to a light or stopsign!!! Since I couldnt get anyone to go to lunch with me today, I rode my ARN HOSS to Pappas, and had the chili cheese frys!!! OH MY!!!! I probably shouldnt have had those artery clogging beauties, but man on man, they are good! I gave myself a good talking to after lunch, and made myself go to my room and take a nap...That worked out good!!!
107 in Big D little a double L a s...I have been up there a few times in the last mellinium, and one summer in particular, summer of 75 I believe it was, it got up to 106 and it didnt seem that bad at all! No humadidity!!! There looks like a cold front is around Dallas this morn, suppose to bring us rain this weekend! We will see what we will see, right???
I wish there was some reward or award we could give Jackie for this website! I guess I could go mow her yard or something! Bake some cookies, maybe bring her a cat...or two...
Every one needs a cat when they are doing laundry! When I take the clothes out of the dryer, and set them in a chair, ready to fold, and then go back and take the clothes out of the washer, put them in the dryer, and go back to fold the clothes, there is at least one cat and sometimes two in the warm clothes! And they aint moving for anything! I finally get the last piece of clothes out from under em and fold it, and the cats start grumblin at me...what a life!
Happened to see a show on psychic animals today, or half a show...I fell asleep for the second half! Anyway, it says cows can predict which way the wind is blowing...yeah, thats what I thought too...WHAT??? It said cows always face into the wind when they are eating, so the wind will blow the grass into their mouths...and they will put their tails to the wind when the wind is blowing...yeah, I'm ahead of you on that one too...you ever see a cow that wasnt eating grass??? who the hell makes up these shows???
The next psychic animal is the ground hog, or the Marmot. Says it can tell if its spring and time to come out of it's burrow...duh...once again, who makes this stuff up! Isnt it a natural thing, that when the snow is covering up the entrance to the burrow, you stay in where it's nice and warm, and if the snow is gone, you get up and have a big spring breakfast...??? The next psychic animal, was a lady that was a dowser...????????? What has she to do with being an aminal, I dont know, maybe she didnt shave her legs or something!!! But she uses L rods to find a vein of water, and then the dowsing stick to find the best spot to dig your well...how is this psychic!!! Hells bells, I can find water with my lawnmower, and cell phone, and just about any other garden impliment or sensitive electronical gadget that needs a good dowsing! Need to find your hose??? Just give me a lawnmower, and I'll find that sucker...wont be any good any more, but at least you'll know where it is...garbage can!!!!
The next psychic animal, was, or is the Cat...now I'm a firm believer in cats being psychic. They know when you are in the kitchen, or even in route to the kitchen! I dont care how quiet you are, they just know! They also know which foot you are going to lead off with! They get underneath and you fall all over the place trying to avoid stepping on them! If you do happen to step on their tail, which is their fault entirely, but they blame you for it, they cuss you out in real ugly kitty language!!! They also know when you sit down and get all comfortable! Cause you can hear one or more of em gaggin and hackin, just harkin you up a nice present...which is also a sign that you are out of paper towels too!!!! They know when you have dozed off into a really deep sleep! They jump right in the middle of your stomach, I guess to keep you alert for intruders!!!
If you lay anything out on the bed to wear, they immediately go and lay on it! If it is white, one of the dark kittys lays on it, if it is dark, one of the white kittys lays on it! I have tried putting out decoy clothes, but they know which one you are going to wear and end up laying on it! If they really dont like your choice of a fashion statement, they will of course help you with your selection, by throwing up on what you have already picked out!!!! Yes sir, cats are psychic alright...just wish they would pick out 6 good numbers for me!
I've even had one of em show us how dangerous the bed was one night! I know I wrote about it already, but you talk about a psychic awakening! Katy, one of our heayweights, jumped up on the bed after we were already asleep, and the corner of the foot of the bed, on myside of course, gave way, and hit the floor, and both all of us started sliding off to the aformentioned corner! Other cats were involved also. sort of a cat conspiracy, if you will, and even if you wont!!!! Anyway, the bed was listing to port about 40 degrees, and I was having a hell of a time figuring out just what was wrong! Was there and earthquake??? Was I drunk and just not enjoying it???
Then of course, I put two and three together, and didnt need algebra to figure it out either! What got me to thinking in a logical manner, was the offending kat, katy, had also imperiled herownself as she jumped on the bed and was sliding off along with about 4 other cats and yours truly and my beloved, Katy, as I mentioned, the offending cat, had latched onto one of my legs, in fact it was my only remaining good leg of that particular day. she had attached herself with her built in ginzu knives...and my good leg had a heart attack right there on the spot! To make matters worse, the other heavyweight cat, Big Oliver, the wooly mammoth, had a psychic moment and had to investigate what all the commotion was, and jumped up on the other side, and promptly rolled down and hit me in the head, and it was my only remaining good head I had left also too!!! So now, I have a cat attached at either end, ode to joy!!! I wonder if thats how Beethoven got started, a cat fell on his head!!! Bout the onliest thing left to do, is pray...yup...LORD...I know your there...if you could see your way clear to hep me out of this perdicament, I would be forever greatful...I'm thinking the Lord was up late, and sorta depressed about the whirld, and needed some comic relief, and looked down and saw me and decided he could have some fun...gangs of fun, yes siree, gangs of fun...I'm surprised he didnt just dump me in the pool along with the lawnmower and cell phone...and the bed, cats and all!!!
Now, all this happened about 2 in the AM morning! What a mess! Diane was hanging on to the high side of the bed with her feet on oliver, who was on my head at the moment! She was shocked, she thought I had grown hair over night, but it was just the wooly mammoth...So shes hanging on, and I am dislodging cats from all hell and gone, and finally get off the now crooked and droopin bed! Diane was not gonna get up no matter what! So I looked around for something to prop the bed up with, and found a couple of .50 caliber ammo cans, that worked just perfect! I kept em under there till we got a new bed, a couple of years later! I mean, why mess with success!!!! Those ammo cans worked just fine!!! Our new bed, I made sure all the bolts were installed properly and added a few ones for safetys sake!!! I dont want a repeat of that night ever again! I needed counseling after that, years of counseling...
Here's another show that just boggles the mind...WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WHIRLD AFTER ALL LIFE IS GONE...my first thought, is we are gone, so who the hell cares!!!! We will be gone, so we certainly wont care!!! I have seen this show advertised for a year or so! this show musta been financed by taxpayers! No sane person would finance something like that! Does it really matter what happens to the whirld after we are all gone???? Oh well, guess I will call it a night...
happy trails...attila the ogre
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