Beau Wann, Jr.
Thank you Ronna, if it were'nt for good folks like Mrs Kahla and you and the class of 64 where else would I get my inspiration ! ! ! Seriously, we were born in a seemingly majical time period, for us, or at least for me, In the little town of Mayberry Oak Forest. Talk about blessed ! I certainly was for sure. Still am !
Pat, thanks for telling that story to us. That is one story worth remembering and passing on. Sort of the "Gift of the Magi" . Lean times do produce the best in some folks, like you and your husband. Keep those shoes, in fact have them framed, I'm serious.
I remember first years of our marriage, Diane and I of course. Lean times for sure, but not unbearable. Seemed to be a happy simple time as well. I remember the first year, unbeknownst to either of us, we gave each other the same presents, winter gloves, umbrellas and raincoats. We both needed those three things! Couldnt believe our eyes on Christmas morning. Had a good laugh, along with misty eyes. Well, mine was MANLY MIST of course.
One Christmas I was absolutely stumped as what to get for Diane. I looked and shopped and looked somemore until it was Christmas eve. I can tell you I felt lower n a frog down at the creek Bottom. I was absoulutely distraught. My beloved deserved so much, and I had nothing to give!
It was getting dark, and I pulled into Millers Outpost on Hwy 6 west. Seems I wasnt alone, store was filled with late minute shoppers. As I careened from counter to counter, I found sweaters and gloves and scarves and all sort of great things I knew Diane would love. I filled a basket up to the brim with wonderful colors of sweaters and things, all just made for my beloved. WOW how lucky I was to happen into that store.
I checked out, grinning like a cat in a fish market. I started out the door, and DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO, I set off the shop lifting alarm. I was sure embarrased. The line at the counter grew longer, so I was just joking around about the alarm and my purchases, loud enough to be heard and bring a smile to the crowd. The clerk checked all my packages and indeed they were all accounted for.
So out the door I went, only to hear DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO...set the alarm off again, so again with the jokes, and laughter from my audience as the clerk checked the packages against the receipt thinking he'd missed one. I started doing a tap routine and soft shoe, telling jokes as I danced, and one young lass joined me dancing! The clerk handed the packages to me and the receipt, and away I went only to be stopped by the DE DO DE DO DE DO alarm.
I was grinning, and danced back to the checkout counter, and soon had everyone dancing and singing and laughing. OMG I was stuck in the twilight zone, repeating Christmas eve for eternity. The poor clerk and manager just hung their heads shaking them from side to side with eyes rolling. The manager waved me to go on, so on I goed to the sound of DE DO DE DO DE DO, I turned and looked at the manager and he just hollared "Go, please go, I want to go home sometime before new years", the crowd was screaming and dancing and singing Jingle bells and other carols.
As drove away, I saw the manager go over and turn the DE DO machine off. I can tell you, myself and about 3 dozen people were having the time of their lives, no pushing or shoving or middle fingers or shouting, just laughter and song and dancing and fellowship, and we owe it all to the DE DO machine. That was probably the last time I ever enjoyed shopping for Christmas. Now days, they'd probably just shoot me for setting the DE DO machine off three times.
As far fetched as the above story seems, it's true, really happened. Maybe I should have gotten everyones name, and we could have had a reunion every Christmas eve. Well, not at Millers Outpost, like a lot of other great stores, they went out of bidness long ago.
You remember me talking about having another "PARTY ON THE HILL" sometime in Feb, maybe Feb 3? Remember I said we would have live music, I would sing and play the guitar? Well, methinks I misspoke! Last night I was diddling on the computer, and playing my music on the program provided. Diane was watching something on TV, so I was listening via headphones. I think it was the Seekers, and I was singing along, having a good time. Then the Skyliners "This I Swear" and "Since I dont have you", and We Five and Elvis and just lots of moldy oldies.
After a while, Diane comes in and gets my attention showing her phone to me. Seems she had videoed ME singing and swaying to the music. I thought, no, that's not me, that guy is singing off key and besides he's bald and fat and ugly! ! ! I looked closer, and it WAS ME...OH NO...I sounded terrible, somewhere between a gut shot Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam with his legs caught in a bear trap. Oh the humanity ! ! ! Diane asked how I can sing on key when I'm not singing with the music, and off key when I am singing along with the music. I told her that the recordings were actually off key! Dont think she bought that !
Got me stumped, especially since I have perfect pitch, not brag, just fact. I cant sing perfect pitch, but I can hear it when someone is just a little sharp or flat, when others cant detect the mistake. I'd make a good piano tuner I reckon ! So, I guess live music is out unless ALL YALL SING ALONG TOO, to drown me out ! ! !
Got to only 50 something on the hill this morning. Sat out on the deck with the pups and my beloved and two steaming cup O joes and watched the suns rays sneek out of the clouds here and there. Decided we would go out for breakfast rather than make a mess at home. Need to do that more often, had a good time and good breakfast, just the two of us. We did manage to take a piece of bacon home for the pups. I wanted to take the gravy with us, but gravy doesnt do well in a paper sack.
Just gonna be Dianes folks out for Thanksgiving this year, our boys and grandchildren are runing to and fro, hither and yon and having T-day with their spouses families. I'd love to have a lot of folks over, but it's just too much work for my old bones to bear. I've already cooked the ham and fresh green beans, and cut up the squash and onions, thawing the turkey as I type. Diane is making from scratch, from real pumpkins, pumpkin pie and pumpkin cheese cake. We've got all the china and silver ware on a freshly ironed T-day table cloth, all looking so festive. We'll eat at the island and not disturb the table.
Guess I'll deplane boss. Keep the sun at your six and "ride boldly ride..."
Your frien and resident nutter Cephus E Lee esq and singing to high heaven...la la la la...DE DO DE DO DE DO....
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