Beau Wann, Jr.
Merry Christmas all...dont laff, it'll be here before you can quote Rudyard Kiplings "IF" from memory from the sainted Mrs Simpsons 5th grade class...Cept for the first line, I've plumb (or peach) forgotten it...
Hey Wayne, you're a "daisy", my most favored "Texas Ranger" and "grandson of a Texas trail driver, Good to hear from all yall from way yonder up noth. Yup, youse better get to movin it, or else youll be wearing snowshoes to get to the greyhound bus station.... Been watchin the wildlife to better get a handle on the upcoming winter. The hummingbirds have been feasting since July, and now they are in a feeding frenzy. We have about 2 or 3 dozen of the little nectar suckers and they are wired.
Diane started with two feeders, and now we have 7 count em, 7, and she stays busy keeping them filled all day long. Of course the hummdinkinboids get to eat before I do..."hey blondie, where's mah dinna...?" Good thing I know how to cook, or heat up, or else I'da starved todeathe yeahs ago.
Threre are 4 species of hummdinkingboids, of which I know only 3 of them; Ruby throat; ring neck; and dufus, scratch that, RUFUS not dufus...rufus, dufus, what's the dif, eh? Dont know the 4th one, probably something, you reckon? The dufus is a rather rotund HB, so it sticks out like a fat bird, eh what! a little fat bird...
There is one that is the THUG of the HB society, and that is the RUBY THROATED HB. Biologists call it "territorial", I calls it like I sees it, "THUGERY". It waits in the garden by one of the feeders and when another HB trys to feed, it chases it away. We have one feeder in the rose garden, and one in the back yard, and 5 in a circle in the front. The ones by themselves are reserved for the HB thugs, and the 5 together, well there's too many to guard, so all the rest of the HBs get a chance to eat befoere they head down to "Margaritaville".
Another asisde heah, ahm shure you knoticed that mah typing and spelling has been rather atrocious as of late, or early whichever comes first. Some things I spell incorectly on porpoise, and others, well....mah fangers seem to belong to someone else cause they're not cooperating with my little pea brain. Has that happened to anyone else way out younder to any of youse all? Seems I've lost some feeling in my hands, and it's like I have "bricks" for hands. Oh well..... "some gotta win, some gootta lose, good tyme charlies got tha blues..." SEE, HASNT AFFECTED MY BRAIN...yeah, that's the spirt...
Hey Psat, my rock got wet, so it rained, boy that thing is accurate, and it measured about 4 ounces in the ol mason jar, or about 90ml if you are "metrically inclinded, which for you lay people out there, is 2 inches of rain, or roundabouts thereof, henceforth notwithstanding heretofore, hither and yon, to and fro, forever and ever...
Ok, time to deplane, disembark, desixs=te delineate distort and detox...thank goodness...
Keep the sun at your six and son in your heart and "ride boldly ride..."
UYour frien and resident bricks for hands, Cephus R Frustratingly frustrated esq
PS: Sawr two or three movies on Netflix: Mr Right and Morning Glory. Both comedies and both entertaininly good, at least for me. Never heard of any of the people in the first movie, but still good. The main female lead in the first movie, Mr Right, does a Hilton hotel commercial, and is cute as a kitten but dont know her name, the credits move too fast for me to read. Second movie has Diane Keaton, Harrison Ford, Rachael Macadams???? and a cast of thousands. Give it a try if you dont have to pay for them, you can always turn it off. Also the first movie has the "HOLY GRAIL OF CORVETTES", 1967 red convertible. The numbers on the hood say 383, didnt know chevy had a 383 motor.
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