Beau Wann, Jr.
shhhhhhhhhh thsi si boz kat. mr grumpy is uot wterin tha gradren so im tkaing this time to say mr grumpy is just grumpy becuaes of the presnent i lef on his pilo, wel he stpedd on mi tale, so wht gos rond cums rond...uh oh, mr grumpys comin in...HYDE...
Ok, I see little miss has been doing her impression of "kitten on the keys" that wascal. Dont believe a woid of what she says, or at least not all of it, she's always high on katnip. You know, Having 2 girl dogs and one girl cat sleeping with me is not exactly what I had in mind when I said, "I'mj going to surround myself with lovely girls..." Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Dont say, "boy, I wish I had a million bucks.." well, you know the rest of that story dontchew!
Hey TJ, I'm sorry that I gave you the impression that you mighta hurt my feelings. Knowing you, I dont think there is anything you could do that would cause me to get mad at you. "you can burn my house, steal my car, drain my liquor from the old fruit jar, but uhuh, dont step on my blue suede shoes..." Of all the folks on this oith I'd not want to hurt, it would be youse.
Speaking of Dennis Dorsey, if he's commentied once, he's said it moren once, "Teddys the finest man I've ever known". I believe that could be extended to include Dennis hisownself, and just about any one in our class and surrounding classe, the list would be long.
I was just feeling grumpy because my whole head hurt from the tooth ache, and the Myalgia sisters are back from their scandinavian cruise, Poly, Holly and Molly, and they brought their mama, By Golly. "The bitch is back"......I know TJ knows what I'm talkin about.
Had the root canal on my one good tooth, yestiddy, and Doc Holliday said it's a good thing I did cause that tooth had died, or was in the process of dying. He said there was no blood when he commenced to drillin on it!
You want blood? Hells bells doc, just come around my house anytime, any day of the week, and I'll show you blood! If I aint bleedin at the end of the day, then it hasnt been a productive day! Just the other day, Dixie Bellle stepped on my arm and drew blood with her claws, and we were just giving her a bath, and then I cut the same arm on some barb wire on the fence I was a fixin...you want blood? Come to my house, "there will be blood...". I believe there was a movie of the same title.
The good Doc and one of his techs spent the better part of 2 ud vun haf hours on just that one tooth, and to the tune of $2500 dollars, FOR ONE TOOTH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! ! ! ! ! Good thing I have good insurance One of those transplants costs $5000 dollars, so I dont think I'll get that done this year, maybe in the year 9595, "if man is still alive, if woman can survive..." Sorry, my life has shirley been influenced my music, and dont call me shirley.
You may have noticed a lapse in time between paragraphs, well, tha's because I'm waterin my trees. The tree people said that they should be watered 5 minutes a day eve3ry day, so that's what i'M DOING.
Teddy and Fran brought us 2 Red Maple tree saplings when we first moved in, and they are now about 15 ft tall and flourising. I love the red maple for shure. Thanks again TJ and Fran!
Hey Scotty, we had a power outage here Monday for about an hour. We, all three dogs, the cat, and my beloved had just lay down for a nap, had the fans running as I am want to do, (cant sleep without one going in my ear because of tinnitis) when all of a sudden everything went deathly quiet, with the exception of the ringing in me ears. "Ok, that's not good", I says to myself and anyone else around. Notice how sharp I am on observations. The dogs and cat didnt seem to care, but my beloved got up, seems I['ve ruined her too, she has to have a fan running as well.
Diane got on line to check with the eclectric company, BLUEBONNET, and they said that everyone was out from Chappell Hill to the river north of 290 up to fm 1481, about 3500 people. Seems a snake crawled into our substation transformer and blew a fuse, not to mention fried the snake, GOOD RIDDANCE. Dont know what kind of snake it was, probably a "titanoboacobra"... SEEE, SNAKES ARE BAAAAAAAD ! If they dont bite you, they knock out your power, ha!
Speaking of which I dispatched another copperhead that was inside the compound fence. He, she, it was so large I had to hit him with two rounds of my 38spl. Now, just waiting on his or her mate to rear it's ugly head, yuk and shudder. AH HATE SNAKES AND SPIDERS, killed two t-rexantulas last week. My beloved killed one that was after one of the dogs, and I killed another trying to do the same think with Izzydorable. Cheeky devils !
I'm serriously thinking about selling this place and moving to a highrise, somewhere without snakes or spiders. In fact, saw one for sale in new york city overlooking central park. they only wanted a paltry sum of 73 million for it, ha, I'll just write em a check out of petty cash....HOA fees are 4K a month !!!!! Cant imagine having that much money at my disposal.
Saw a show on channel 387 called AWE, (a wealth of entertainment), where a young couple from the middle east was looking at several houses in the 90210 zip code, Beverly hills. they liked two of the houses, one for 74 mil and the other a paltry 19 mil. When asked by the host which one they would choose, the young mans reply. "we'll get both of them". Saw the same thing happen in Florida, a lady was looking at a home on a golf course for umpteen mil and also a high rise penthouse that took up two of the top floors for umpteen mil. When asked which one she chose, she said both. Why? Because I can she said!
Ok, time to deplane and take my grumpiness to the store and see who I can piss off.
Keep the sun at your six and "ride boldly ride..." clyde ! ! !
Your frien and resident grump, Cephus R A Krazoid esq
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