Beau Wann, Jr.
Ok, I'm baaaack....Now where was I? Oh yeah, my beloved fixed us a ham and egg and cheese and jalopena samich on a croisant....oh man, it was deeeelicious. We generally fix one thing, and share it....just one way to stay involved with one and other....
Back to ol doc toe jam....anyway he said I need to wear "DAS BOOT" otherwise I could lose my mobility and not walk at all....Always the naysayer huh doc....."OK OK, I'll wear DAS BOOT religiously...uh doc, what happens if DAS BOOT doesnt heal mah heel, eh? " he siad we would talk about that next visit, TWO WEEKS FROM YESTERDAY...
a side note here, doc broke back told me that "we" should let my brokee back try to heal naturally, and if in 6 months it hasnt, and it didnt, then he would do surgery....sho nuff, 6months he did surgery, so I guess I know where my heel is headed....
So, the nuoise comes in and brings in two boots, a small one probably for a troll or druid, and a larger one obviously meant for me, a manly man, but I humor her and try on both boots. The smaller one, my toes hung over and touched the floor...."nope, dont think that one is the right one", says I..Then she puts on the larger manly man boot, and voila, perfect fit....this must have been how cinderella felt..."ew, this shoe is too small, ew, this shoe is too big, ooooo this shoe is just right..." and she and the prandsome hince rode off in the sunset on his magnificent steed.....
HOBBLE HOBBLE HOBBLE...out of doc toe jams office....oh man, this aint gonna woik at all...Had to let the little woman drive my manly man truck from doc toe jams POB (placee of bidness). Needed to go to HEB, and CVS forr subscriptions of medrol pack and pain killers. Thought I'd stay in the truck, but I needed to get out and move around, so I went in with St Diane. Normally I aam several strides ahead of her, because she cant move as fast as "the cat" can. But not so today, I was woefully behind by a full car length. She slowed down for the "hobbler"...I shooed her on, "dont wait for me, I'll manaage"....and so I did.
After trying to walk around the drugstore and HEB, it just wore me out. Was so glad to get home. We were going to go out to eat, but I, the "HOBBIT" just couldnt do any more walking in DAS BOOT...so we went home and had soup. It was homemade chicken soup, and well worth not going out t o eat.
Finally got settled. Tried to help Diane as much as I could, but just had to sit with my foot up. Now, we have three cats and two dogs, which each one of them snuffalupalized my new appendage cover to the max. The cats love it because they think it is aa new scratching post....great, a velcro boot with velcro kitties...
First time I get up to go to the loo, Annie Bob jumps on DAS BOOT of the "hobbler" and rides me like she's at Disney whirld....I know this might sound a little crass, and maybe too specific, but I thought I was going to have to pee on her head to get her off Das Boot. I think she sensed my intentions, and vacated the premises.
DAS BOOT is heavy and clunky enough without having a 12 pound cat riding along. Of couse it might just strengthen my right leg some, but then I'd have to get another boot for the left side so I wont be off balance....oh hell, I'm already out of balance anyway, what's a little more offness !
Wasnt long before Sammie the deaf and lacy the angel discovered a "Disney Ride" DAS BOOT in their very own lair. I kind of have to sneak around so as not to attrack the attention of the pride of lions that live with us. I have no idear how this is ever going to heal.
I have so many projects going, I just cant stop now ! ! ! ! ! ! ! THIS JUST BITES.....I tried to hire a guy at 25 dollars an hour to help me just one day, but seems the young folks dont want to work at all for any price. My first real job was .60 cents and hour, and I thought I'd won the lotto ! ! !
Ok, I'm worn out from typing and hobbling...good thing I dont type with my feet, but then again that might be a blessing for all yall...
I really dont care where the sun is as long as it comes out, and I'm endeavoring to persevere..
your frien and resident Disney ride, HOBBIT the Hobbler, and a partridge in a pear tree...
Post Script: I HAVENT EVEN BEGUN MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING YET...oh, i dont go shopping anymore, and havent in years, BUT I COULD...or not....Diane and I have everything we need and want, and then some we'd like to give to others, so we dont need a thing for Christmas, cept my foot to heal, which it aint gonna do, oh no, what about the SPRING SOFTBALL REUNION GAME IN MARCH....this is just not working out at all....my warped and fertile mind will just have to come up with something....
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