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Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey kids, what time is it? Howdy doody time of course! Actually it's 3:30 AM Woodland trails time! couldnt sleep, ol Mr Pain said, GET UP...so I did. Took a hot shower and really steamed up the place.
I'm kinda hungry. Didnt have supper, cause I couldnt make up my mind what I wanted. Nothing sounded good, so that's what I had, nothing! Now I'm hungry! Oh yeah, I believe I already said that dint I! Man, what I wouldnt give for one of those Chuck Wagon Wheel Burgers and order O fries and a vanila malt.
How you like that bike on the above post? To me, it's like looking at a piece of art! I wonder how Ms Hawkins or Ms Cook would view that? I know, as supportive as they were of whatever you were doing, they would just love it like I do! If I had that one, I'd probably just sleep in the garage, or bring it in the house and park it by the bed. Of course that's what I said about the one I have now.
I did spend a lot of time sitting on it and or next to it polishing it. My first dog Rocky, and I, would polish it for hours on end. I would sit on one of those short rolling garage stools, and Rocky would sit next to me as I polished it. Me talking to him all the while. And of course him listening to me as if I really had anything worthwhile to say. Well, dogs arent as picky about what the conversation is about, now are they. Rocky loved me, and I him!
You know, if I go to the kitchen, all the kritters will be up and nosin about wanting an early breakfast, and if I cook something, Diane will be up wonderin just why the heck am I cooking something at this hour. Ok, hold on...maybe I can sneak in there, and heat up some left over coffee and open up the shortbread cookies...
Oh man, I did it...stealth is my name and food is my game..."and all through the house, not a creature was stiring, not even a mouse..." Better not be no yuky mouse stiring in this house! What am I saying, I have 4 cats...mouse would have to be on a suicide mission to want to start bebopin around here!
A while back, someone posted the word "skin flick"...and like Teddie said that's a woid we havent hoid in a while. First time I heard that woid, I thought they were saying skinflint! Now we all know what that woid means dont we. I thought, they were talking about "Scrooge" as in Ebenezer, or even Scrooge McDuck...member him? Eventually I got it. Back then, a skinflick to me, was BEACH PARTY, with Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon. I saw that movie at the Hempstead Drivein...about a gazillion times. You know, it only cost a dollar to get into the drivein. But I guess I was leanin towards being a skinflint to see a skinflick, I parked my 51 ford outside the drivein and snuck in.
Didnt know there was a hunert foot deep ditch around the place. Fell in, and it was full of vines and stickers and such. Almost never made it out of there. Finally got in and once I got the stickers pulled out of me, It twerent so bad. Of course the movie was almost over, and what the heck, I had already seen it anyway. When the lord passed out brains, I thought he said rain, and I said no thank you.
I have always been in love with Annette Funicello, from the early days of the Mouseketeer Klub till she just recently passed away. Not in a bad way, but just something about those eyes and that angelic face with the angelic smile. I suppose that most guys felt the same, more or less! One of the true beauties that was timeless. As beautiful as Liz Taylor was, she got old, just like the rest of us...gee, there's a real revelation. Well, you know what I mean. Annette never looked old even though she was in her 70s.
Maybe some day, I can meet her...along with Thomas Jefferson, the Wright Brothers, Ben Franklin, Edgar Allen Poe...well, on a well lit day with Mr Poe. That ol boy was just a tad scary! A Stephen King in iambic pentameter if you will...and even if you wont! How cool would that be, sit down with all the above folks along with hundreds more and just chat!
Well, I would just listen, what could I possibly add to any conversation with the likes of those folks? I can hear em now, "uh, who are you"? "you say you climbed telepone poles and hooked up phones?" And walked the high steel as an ironworker"? Was that important? " Did it actually matter? No, I think I'll just sorta hang towards the back and just listen!
H.G.Wells, now there's an author I'd like to talk to. Mary Shelly...Elizabeth Barrett Browing...Keats...Shakespere...well, only if he spoke in a language I could understand, and not sound like Yoda..."true to thine ownself, be"...Emily Dickinson...love her stuff...The Bronte sisters! Well, I do get to converse with those folks, by just picking up one of their books, now dont I! When they passed on, I'm glad they left something of themselves behind, arent you?
Guess I'll try to get at least an hour or two of sleep, before the critters all start runnin to and fro, clamering for breakfast. When it's feeding time, Jack and Cooper start shaking their heads, rattling their collars. Jack also sounds like he is yawning. The lions and tigers all start running amok, over the table and chairs, up on the counter, across the beds, sliding on the floors. Utter chaos. Annie-Bob starts opening the cabinet doors and letting them bang shut. Many a silent night I've heard that noise, and thought someone was trying to get in. I'd grab a bazooka and a flamethrower and check it out, only to see a 10 pound kitty opening and shutting the cabinet doors.
I'd hiss at her to stop that, and she'd just look at me and do her Robert Deniro impersonation, "you talkin to me? Well, I'm the only one here"! TGIF eh? Being retired, it's always Friday, or Monday, or a weekend. Thats one of the good things about retirement, time has no meaning, unless you burn the biscuits because you forgot to set the timer and forgot they were in the oven...nah, I've never done that before...and if you believe that, I've got some ocean front property in Ari zona...
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