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Beau Wann, Jr.
"AFRICAN QUEEN, AFRICAN QUEEN, AFRICAN QUEEN...ok, it has been mentioned...When that one came out in 1951 methinks, it was way yonder too grown up for me. I have never watched the whole movie, just bits and pieces. But it is a great classic for sure...CITIZENS ARAYUST, CITIZENS ARAYUST, CITIZENS ARAYUST...
THUNDER ROAD with Robert Mitchum and Keely Smith, and Mitchums son was in that one too. I liked it way back then, but now, it's just a tad dated. Remembe he had a 51 ford in the beginning, and was being chased by them infernal revenooers! He was going pretty fast and the Gmen were closing in, and he pulls on his emergency brake, and rolls the car over and it turns back in the direction he came, and the Gmen roared on by and he escaped. I always wanted to try that manuever in my 51 ford, but that stunt ranked right up there with letting the air out of my tires and riding on the railroad tracks playing chicken with the silver eagle...TEDDIE! ! !
How about the BLOB? Steve McQueens first, and Sheriff Taylor from Mayberrys main squeeze was also in it. Keep those CO2 far distinguishers handy...onliest thing to stop the blob...THE THING...now there was a classic...a monster carrot shaped like James Arness...you remember that when they cut off the monsters hand, it grew and the monster grew another hand...just like a carrot...
THEM, was scary...big ol giant nucular pawred aints...sawr that one at the hallowed Garden Oaks...liked to scared me to death with all them giant aints crawling about. I had some popcorn, and some candy bars and a coke. I generally saved my candy bars to eat on the bus ride home, but since them big ol meany aints was attracted to sugar, I ate em up so's the aints couldnt get em, and me too.
THA WIZARD OF OZ...I have never seen that one all the way through. Sawr the Disney animated version, and that mean ol queen of hearts scared me..."OFF WITH THEIR HEADS..." she said. That was enough of that...I've also never watched GWTW (Gone With The Wind) all the way through...just bits and pieces..."frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"..."ohrayutt".
How about "The Invisible Man"? That ol boy was warped. if I had been invisible, I'd a been down to the womens bathing suit store and hid in the dressing room! Of course back then, the ladies were fully dressed underneath their swimsuits...ok, then down to the candy store and make some O them bon bons disappear. If you ate something, and you were invisible, wouldnt the food you ate show up in mid air? Ah dont recollect that everything he touched was also invisible!
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN...now that one was scary, especially his fight with the tarantula, and all he had was a sewing needle. What would cause a person to shrink like that. That one was a real puzzler it was. Oh sure, he drove his boat through a fog, but what kind of fog? Hope we dont have that around here. I'm short enough. Been waiting on that growth spurt I was suppose to be getting around 12 or 13 or 20 or 30...
I guess I'm kind of a freak and/or strange duck about things like movies. A lot of the really big blockbuster productions never really appealed to me. I saw the first Star Wars, and it was ok, but never saw it again, nor any of the sequels. I liked Raiders of The Lost Ark, and only out of boredom watched the sequels.
Saw PATTON at the Alabama theater methinks, and I loved it. Saw Tora Tora Tora at the theaters on Richmond at 610, cant recall the name, but what a stinker of a movie, AND I WAS IN IT! ! !
When they came to Hawaii to film it, I just happened to be there, and they put out a casting call for extras, so I took some leave time and signed up. Got paid 30 dollars a day! They took out 85 cents for lunch, which consisted of steak and potatoes and whatever else. Of course back then I was a steak and potato man, now it's more like soup and crackers... man.
They also paid 55 dollars for each stunt you did, like being blown out of a sand bag fox hole via a spring board, or jumpning off a burning ship...30 DOLLARS A DAY AND 55 DOLLARS FOR STUNTS???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I told em I'd jump off the top of the ILIKAI HOTEL in a bucket of crap for 55 dollars, and the ILIKAI HOTEL was about 9 or 10 stories. After working that movie, makin all that money, I was a right popular fellow. I have seen that dog movie a zillion times, and have only found a couple of spots where I might have been in it.
This was the 2nd unit, and talking to the director right before I left, he said they had 400 hours on film, just in Hawaii, and had to add the Hollywood back lot and sound stage footage to that, and then had to pare it down to about 3 hours...NO WAY MAN! ! ! They told us John Wayne was gonna be in it...I guess he saw the footage with me in it, and said NO WAY MAN, I aint gonna put my career on the line against that dude ! (me)...so they got some character actors to play the lead parts...and I'm not even a footnote in history in that film.
Saw SAVING PRIVATE RYAN on the big screen, and it was a white knuckler for me. I kept dodgin the bullet sounds and wincing at the explosions. Expertly made movie. Well, I guess thats why they make movies and I dont. Also saw DANCES WITH WOLVES on the big screen. I walked out when they shot his wolf friend. I dont want to see that kind of violence. I know they didnt actually shoot that wolf, or at least I hope they didnt, but from my angle, it looked like the bullet broke its back. I heard later they shot his horse Chico. I have never seen the ending to that movie, but did read the book, and dont remember if it happened in the book. I just really dont want to see any animal abused period, unless it is self defense.
Here's one I'll bet everyone on earth saw...LOVE STORY... We saw that at the Alabama theater. Dolly and I went with Tommy Warren and his wife Rose. Had to stand in line to buy the tickets, and then wait for the theater to let out and stand in line to get in. About a 3 hour wait. Back then it was ok, cause we were with friends and had a lot of yakin to do. Now, I wouldnt stand in line to see, me, or anything. I read that book also. More in line of a short story. "Love means never having to say your sorry"...now that's a load of commie crap...
Pat mentioned musicals, and I liked em when I was preteen and early teen, but not so after that. I do however like the big band musicals, like ORCHESTRA WIVES, THE FABULOUS DORSEYS, THE GLENN MILLER STORY...man, who wouldnt like that one...the immortal Jimmy Stewart and June Allyson were in that one.
How about Little Shop Around The Corner? that was a classic. All the THIN MAN movies were and are still great. I happen to have all 6, and watch them at least once or twice a year.
There really were a lot of GREAT movies over the course of the last 100 years, and I doubt anyone has seen them all. I got my doctorate in movie watching...yall are soooo lucky! ! !
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