Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Robert, I doubt anyone took offense to what you said...TOO DAMN HOT TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT AIRCONDITIONNNNNNING...oops, sorry my N button stuck...Cooper been leaning over the keyboard drooling...that boy is a hoot and a half...(oh, I've been drawing senior citizen perks for about 40 years now, but thanks for the compliment Robert. )
Hey Jennie, NOOOOOOO you cant be 65...can you??? I'll bet you have to show ID, just to buy alcoholic beverages, and when you go clubbin...right????? We missed you last Tuesday, or was it last last tuesday...see, thats what you get for turning 65, loss of memory...but hey, your still a babe in the woods...wait till you reach my age, which you never will, because I will always be a year and one half older than you, you youngster you...
An aside here, saw something on the news about dementia...they are calling it "baby boomer dementia"...I kid you not...I smell grant money...the patient they interviewed, said that he couldnt think of words, and that he didnt know where he was most of the time...had to stop driving, etc...hells bells, I thought that was normal for us folks that lived on DuBarry...dont know what they are doing for "baby boomer dementia", but the patient they interviewed seemed like he had it all together...so maybe there's hope....
Hey Robert, I'lll bet they have to card you when you ask for senior discount, you still look the same, as well as a lot of youse youtes, Teddie, Jimmy S, Jimmy H, Rich the LH,and many more...Lynn P and Scotty C and Gary J. man I could pick yall out of a line up with me eyes closed... most of yall still got your OWN hair...Of course I dont have that problem of unsightly hair upon me punkin haid...what was that saying???..."God made only so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair"...
Kay, Dr Likover, is my back and knee doc, and all round ortho specialist...He is among the best, and probably wrote the book on the stuff...He wont do unnecessary surgery...tore the aclu,or whatever in the heck that is in my knee...he said it would heal if I stopped playing pro football...dang and I was going to be starting quarterback for the Oilers this year too...he also has a good bedside manner, very funny and personable...he is in the professional building behind Memorial City Hospital...I think it is 902 Frostwood...my beloved says he has a website...he is the one that did the epidural on my back...and a million others...he said he has had two on his...I wonder if he did it to himself...it is a scary looking proceedure, but relatively painless...
Charlie Burkhardt goes to Dr Likover...he likes him...
Your son and daughter-in-law can come over and soak in the hot springs of our cement pond...how tall are they???? we have a spare bedroom upstairs, but the bed is an antique "double wedding ring" iron bed, and almost 200 years old, and judging from the length of it, folks were a mite shorter back in them good ol days...but anyway, if they come to town, they can stay with us if they need a place to stay...They probably cant traverse stairs very well yet can they...heck fire, they can have my bed, it's on the first floor, and I dont use it that much anyway...generally sleep on the couch with cooper and jack and Oliver and lacy and katy and peaches, and probably a llama or alpaca throwed in there someplace...not to mention a coatamunda...
I'm serious, if they need a place to stay, they and you are more than welcome here...just give me a few days notice, so I can shovel the cat and dog fur out...the cement pond is ready to go...
sooooo soooooothing and relaxing and warm, and believe it or not, blue and not green...and if you can believe it, there's no foreign objects in there either...I can even shuttle them to the doctors office if you need me to....Being retired, I can even come up there and pick them up and take em to the docs....except for the days cooper has school...he might get two schools this year, so that will be two days a week...but, any other days, if yall need my help, one is only too glad to be of service...plus, I make the best breakfast and coffee in the entire whirld...
Plus, and it's a big plus at the Wann compound, you get your very own up close and personal CATSCAN....they are very theraputic...just look at what they have done for me...if it werent for my critters, I'd be in turrable (yes I know it's mispelled...more of that poetic license I got from Mrs Simpson) shape...I just walk with a limp...if it werent for my critters, I'd probably be in a wheelchair...kill an ordinary man for sure...
Oh, and Memorial City Hospital, is one of the finest in the country...I have first hand experience...they take VERY GOOD care of you...
I went to a Doctor Jones, down off the southwest freeway, back in 79 or so for rotator cuff problems...got cortisone shots in both shoulders...he was the Oilers ortho doc...dont know if he is still in bidness or retired...
Seriously, Let me know If I can be of help...
Jimmy lee, that is toooooo hot...it was 110 in my garage yesterday, with doors open and fans blowing...I got too hot working out there for 3 hours, so been laying up all day today, except this morn...took boys on Dawn Patrol and then rode my bike around...generally if I am back before 11 AM, it isnt too bad...plus I ride nekid...yeah, picture that..."car 54 car 54, we have a report of a fat baldheaded nekid man on a scooter headin out 290...proceed with caution...he is armed and dangerous, er, nekid and obscene...when he reaches city limits, break off chase...let him be someone elses "nekid man" problem..."
Back in the 70's or early 80's, my dad, an Ironworker extrodinaire, was building a bank building out Westheimer around Kirkwood...it was dead of winter, cold as a witches big toe in a brass shoe on Friday...anyway, I was working in a building just across the street, with the phone company...I was going to go see him at lunch, and man, it was cold....anyway, as I was walking across the street, the police roared up and was chasing a running nekid woman down the median...I kid you not...she was nekid as a jaybird, (whatever a jaybird looks like), but she was rather nice looking, and had a nice body too...it was right about the freezing level, and she was just running and laughing leading the cops on a rather nice chase...one of em caught her, and she kicked him so hard, right where a guy really doesnt want to be kicked...one cop down, a dozen to go...up until then, I had thought about joining in on the chase...changed my mind when that cop hit the deck...I often wondered what happened to all those people...wonder if they have a reunion, or maybe meet at TGIFridays on the 3rd wednesdays...
Wasnt no workin going on in that area that day for sure...they finally subdued her and put her in a patrol car...what a show...to my way of thinking, and correct me if I'm wrong, but she kinda picked the wrong time of year to run nekid dontcha think...now if she tried it this summer, I doubt anyone would notice, or care...
Well ok, got to try to go to sleep...got to be the OFFICIAL photographer at vacation bible school for our little country church in the city...
Hey, in case any of youse are in the area, they put in a new parking lot from the dirt up, at Black junior high...I know yall were concerned about that...Oh, and on my ride today, just around oak forest and the heights, they are building a high rise something or other at the corner of 11th street and Studewood...yup...and guess what is still there on the corner right in front of the new building...give up??? SOMEBURGER...that has been there since I was kneehigh to a Chuck Wagon spoke dog...
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...
your frien and brother, DOD
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