| 03/21/10 11:16 PM |
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Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Jimmie Lee, hows this global warming working out for you??? I hear tell McKinney is going to be declared a ski resort! Yall are up for the winter olympics, whenever that is! I also heard ol Al Gahore was gonna visit yall to see if maybe there wasnt some kind of tomfoolery, or highschool highjinx going on in McKinney!
Yesterday, as kay said, rainy and windy and cold, just the way I like it! Yeah right!!! Today however, was beautiful, but blustery as I am sure most everyone knows! Reminded me of my youte! Of all the traditions we had as boys, Feb and Mar, kite flying time, was almost like looking forward to Christmas! I thought about kite flying time all the time! Actually you could fly a kite anytime there was wind, but i thought that Feb and Mar and april was the legal and official kite flying months!
My first kite was a homemade job, made by my grandmother no less!!! It was made of newspaper, and had a rag tied tail! My grandmother use to make the oval rag rugs, and crocheted and other stuff a grandmother was good at! Generally it was out of necessity rather than, "nothing to do"! Grandmothers had plenty to do!!!
But anyway, my kite was homemade, with a rag tail, and a ball of twine already attached! I took it down to Oak Forest Park, and let er fly!!! I dont remember who helped me, but that ol homemade kite flew all the way out to the end of my string, almost out of sight! I remember being scared for my kite! "What if it got lost, or fell to the ground, or worse yet, just flew away off the earth!!! Dont know why I was such a nervous nelly about stuff! I use to think everything had feelings, even our dumb ol cars, even a dumb ol homemade kite! Idjit kid!!!
I remember going to Haleys 5 and dime at the oak forest shopping center! It was next to Talleys record store! I got a red one, just the standard 4 point kite, costs a dime! String was probably a nickel! But they came rolled up, and you had to put them together! I busted a few before I could get them airborne! The art of and anticipation of "kite season" was just one of the traditions of our generation! Now it's gone! Who flys a kite anymore? DW and I use to fly kites when we first got married, and then we took her nephew kite flying and our grandchildren too! But havent flown one in years! I guess it's like riding a bicycle, once you know how, it stays with you!
My dad was a box kite kinda person! I flew a few of those, but couldnt understand how one of em could fly!!! I understood why a 4 point or 6 point flat kite could fly!! But there again, thats probably where algebra could a helped me, right???
When we moved to DeMilo, me and the Dollens boys would send a kite skyward, and use several balls o twine! That kite would plumb disappear! Use to think it went into outer space!!!! Ol Dopey me!
Anyway, today woulda been a great day for kite flying!!! Oh, everytime I think of kites, or flew one, I could never NOT think of good ol Ben Franklin! When I first heard of Ben flying a kite, I thought, "man, what a cool grownup"!!!
I've had a few kites do a "charlie Brown" on me, and just get hopelessly tangled in a tree! I use to worry myself sick trying to figure out how to rescue em!!! The fact that they only cost a dime didnt seem to register! Just the fact that, to me, it was like losing a bicycle or something of that magnitude!!! Here was a perfectly good toy, a kite, and it's stuck in a tree, and no one can do anything about it! BOO!!!
I guess I got over it! I wonder If anyone sells kites anymore??? I know I could make one! You dont have to be an aeronautical engineer to know how to build a kite! I just might make a kite!!!
Another tradition, is Sunday After church Dinner!!! Wouldnt be so much trouble in the whirld if everyone took part in that tradition!!!! Would there??? Well????
Me and my beloved went to Church today, as usual! Had to go in separate vehicles, cause I washed my hair, and couldnt do a thing with it! Plus, as I was walking out the back, Sylvester the cat and Boomer and Little Bit all showed up for breakfast, late! So I was late! But thats ok, didnt miss too much! We had our usual 30 plus people today! Even though I cant uderstand much of what the pastor is saying, thats ok, I know shes talking about the bible!!!
So after DW and her mom counted the offering, we went to Gabbys for lunch! Everything there is great, except their barbecue sauce! But thats ok, I ask for the gravy! And everytime I do, they ask me if I want the sauce on the side, I say no, that I want gravy! they look at me funny, and say, "it's cream gravy"!!! I say "thats just fine with me, I love cream gravy" !!! I guess they cant believe that anyone would turn down BBQ sauce for their BBQ!!! But like I said, their sauce is not any good, But everything else is great!!!
Me and DW picked a table out, and she went to get napkins and Tea spoons and pickles and stuff as I was taking the food off the tray! I sat down and moved one full Tea glass, and picked up the other one, and promptly turned the first tea glass over, tea and all! I'm not talking dimitase (sp) cup here! I'm talking a glass that holds about as much tea as lake livingston holds water!!! It went everywhere!!!! I havent done that, in I dont know when, especially in public! I am generally so careful! Just about ruined my whole day! I HATE BEING CLUMSY!!!!!!! But I got over it!
I know, to most folks, it's no big deal, and shouldnt be to me, but it is! I AM OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE!!! But I have gotten better at the small problems and large problems as well!!! But, it just bugs me about making mistakes, that I know I can avoid!!!! Such is life!!!
Me and Coop have been on many patrols since last I typed! Coop was sick yesterday! He would go outside almost in a panic, eating grass, in the rain!!! He did this all day! I knew what it was leading up to, he was going to give us a present! And sure nuff, he did! About a bushel basket full of grass! Bless his heart, he is so dumb, you just gotta love him!!!
He even played ball with me today! thats pretty advanced for Cooper! Generally I throw the ball, and he just sits down and looks at you like, "why did you do that for, you had the ball in your hand, and you threw it away. now you'll have to go get it", and get it I do! Then I throw it again, and get the same look from him! Maybe thats how he plays fetch, having me go get the ball!!! But today, he actually bounded after it like a puppy, if you can visualize a 110 pound puppy bounding!!!
As cold as it was, ol catahoula jack was standing on the top step of the pool, in the water! He had this look on his face like, "give me a treat, or I'm gonna jump in"! But I knew he was just bluffing! Last time he did that, he almost drowned and froze to death at the same time!
I mentioned earlier the ragrugs my grandmother use to make! She made small ones, and huge ones, that went under the dinning room table, and all the chairs could fit on it as well! Sometimes, we would take the big one outside to wash with the hose, or rather, I was instructed to take it out and hose er down! First time I did that, I thought, o boy, fun!!! Fun, that is until I was told that I had to hang it on the clothes line when I was through hosing it down and scrubbing it! Lessee, I weighed about a hundred pounds, soaking wet, and the rag rug weighed a thousand pounds soaking wet...Hmmmmmm
I tried to carry it to the clothes line, but couldnt lift it! Oh, I could lift one corner, but not the whole thing! So I lifted one corner, and dragged the rest of it through the grass and dirt, causing me to have to hose er down again, adding more weight to it! Now it weighed two thousand pounds, but at least I had it to the clothes line, not on, just to it! Trying to put that thing on the clothes line was akin to putting a mastadon on the clothes line! I got one corner on the line, and it was sagging and straining terribly under the weight!
Wound up breaking the clothes line and incurring the ire of my dad! On one of my attempts to hoist the wet mastadon up on the remaining clothes line, I was staggering uder the weight, looking like I was dancing with the stars, a real star, when my dad came out and voiced his displeasure at my ineptitude! Well, thats a nice way of putting it! He didnt think much of my prowess with anything! And, I really wasnt very handy at much back in them good ol days, cept maybe kite flying, or playing in the dirt!!!
So, he picked that ol mastadon rug up with one hand, like it was a piece of tissue paper, and threw it across the fence to dry! I dont think I ever measured up to my dads expectations! Dont think anyone really could, but I tried, never to succeed!
It is freezing here!!! I'm shaking so much, I'm having a hard time eating my ice cream and drinking my Ice tea!!!
I will leave you with a bit of wisdom;
If you your lips would keep from slips, Five things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how and when and where.
If you your ears would save from jeers, These things keep meekly hid: Myself and I, and mine and my, And how I do and did.
Sound wisdom DellQue, sound wisdom! Your friend and brother Beauregard
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