| 02/02/10 11:19 PM |
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Beau Wann, Jr.
Hey Burge, Obedience???? Coop must be part sharpei!!! that ol boy is just dumber n a sack of rocks!!! Either that, or he is playing me for all he's worth!!!! The sharpei in the hood, looks just like you said, aloof, inquisitive, all knowing and intelligent! He looked at me like einstein would look at me trying to figure out his theory of relativity on his blackboard! I just love looking at these guys! But, good ol coop, that boys' light is on, but nobodys home! I'm not being mean, just factual! You can put a treat close to him, and if he cant reach it with his big ol snout, he wont budge to get it!!! I have to put it close to his mouth! Maybe thats his plan!!! Boy, does he have it good!!!! But I love him, as I do all my critters!!!!
Does anyone out there like moving things around in their homes???? I dont mean the actual physical ACT of moving things, just the end result???? Well, thats me! I cant stand to leave well enough alone, especially when I am not happy with how a room is arranged! My beloved knows this, and is ever mindful and fretful of my obsessive compulsiveness!!! I try to make it as unnerving for her as possible! I get my big "Fat Max" measuring tape out and set it on the bar, where she cant miss it!!!!
She now knows what the tape means! "I'M GONNA MOVE A ROOM AROUND"!!!! She just doesnt know which one, or when!!! I have moved rooms around at night while she is asleep, careful not to make any noise and wake her! She has gotten up and walked through a completely rearranged den, that only hours earlier, was not arranged this way!!!
She just groans and stumbles to the coffee pot, and gets her "teacher look" on!!! She just shakes her head, and has a sip of coffee and goes on about her bidness!!! Sometimes I have put the room back the way it was, while she was at work! When she got home, she just shakes her head and moans!!!! I dont do it for meanness to her, but because my mind is rearranging it, and i have to satisfy my mind!!!!
Last week, I swapped the kids room with the office! Now, that took two days! But it is sooooo much better! Even my beloved and beloved haley loves it!!!!! GOOD!!!
Yesterday, I put the tape on the counter, and DW just groans and says, "what in heavens name you gonna move now"???? I told her I was just thinking about stuff!!!! So after she left this morn, I sprang into action! Well, maybe sprang is a bit much, but I did hurry as much as a crippled up old man can!!!!
I have hated our bedroom for...ever!!!! Even after we got new furniture for it, a king sleigh bed and triple dresser and side tables etc!!! I had originally set it up according to the "fang shooie" book, and it still didnt feel right! Felt more like "krap Fooie"!!! I cant remember when I have gotten a good nights sleep in there!!!!
Well, I set about the task of moving the lead filled furniture! GooD GOD, that stuff is heavy!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I prevailed, and moved it all by myself!!!! A side note here, all homes, should come with "Stepford Handymen" in a closet, so all you have to do is say, "oh HAL, would you move the furniture around for me"! But, I guess thats why the wives have us, huh!!!!! WHO DO WE HAVE????? Just our ownselves!!!!
Finally got er all moved, 4 hours later!!!! The room feels much better now! In fact all the cats got on the bed and conked out!!!! They all helped though! Cats are inquisitive by nature, and love to see what you are doing! They "furniture surf" !!!!! Two are three of them will jump on whatever you are moving, and ride it all the way to it's new destination, like you need all that extra weight! They dont care where you take it, they are gonna surf!!!! Then when you get to your destination, they ALL have to inspect it!!!!
Well, DW likes the "new" bedroom! "The room looks so much bigger now" is what she said!!! I'm running out of rooms to rearrange! Not gonna do the game room, the pooltable is in the middle of the room, and it weighs in at a cool 1000 pounds! Even I, am not that ambitious!!!! Or is it crazy????
Many years ago, I swapped the dinning room and the living room around! I liked that, but made the dining room a sitting room/library instead of a living room! Works great too!!! Back in me youte, I made the living room the bedroom, and the bedroom, the living room! Of course that was in me youte, and single days! Hell, back then all my furniture was concrete blocks and boards, and beanbag chairs, and one single bed! all pretty easy to move!!!!
Remember the concrete block and board entertainment centers we use to make???? Shoot, you could do so much with some concrete blocks and boards! Almost like an erector set, or tinker toys, eh!!!! Even painted the blocks and boards too!!!!
OK, it's official, I am officially old!!! I watched the Lawrence Welk show for the first time this past Saturday! It was cool too, in Black and white! ONe of the early ones for sure!!!! "thank you boys"!!!!!
Speaking of dogs, John Boy, (jack) has a couple of squeeky rubber chickens, and he loves em!!! Well, everynight, before he goes to bed, he puts one of them in my boots! Then, in the morning, before I put them on, he sticks his head in the bedroom to watch me!!!! So, I play along and stick my foot in my boot, and the chicken squeeks, and john boy has the most delighted look on his face!!! So, I pull the chicken out, and he takes it very gently and struts out of the bedroom! I call him John Boy, because they called John Kennedy "Jack"! Anyone know why they call someone named John, Jack????? I figure I'm allowed!!!
Anyone want a cat???? There is a little simonize cat hanging around outside! I feed him, but I am not going to adopt another critter!!!! He is a sweet little guy, probably a yearling! Young and small, and white feet! I believe he is a chocolate point simonize!!!! Big Blue eyes, and a talker!!! Soon as he lets me pick him up, I am going to take him to the vet and have him neuterized, and then turn him loose!!! Just cant have another indoor critter!!!!!!
Guess I better shut er down for now! I heard the news idjits say that people that get on the internet are depressed!!! Hell, I was depressed before I got on this furshlerginer thing!!! I was depressed because it's cold, depressed because it's overcast, and depressed because it's suppose to rain for two days, depressed, because I cant get my fruit trees and pecan trees planted at the ranch! shoulda already had em in the ground!!!! Depressed because of the news!!!! I was actually looking forward to getting on the computer and chattin with youse youtes! But the idjits on the news says I am depressed! Actually I'm just stopped up and my motor is running wide open!!!
My glasses werent at the computer, so I got up to get them, only I forgot what I got up for! So I sat back down, and then when I couldnt see the damn computer, I remembered why I got up, to get my glasses!!! Well, I did that routine three times before I got my glasses!!! Lawdy mis clawdy!!!!! Anyone else out there having trouble with their short term memory????? Say you are!!!! Please!!!!
All the critters are down for the count tonight, so guess I'll head to the sleep chamber! Coop is stretched out on the couch, snoring and Jack is in the loveseat/chair all catywaumpus, and every other chair and footstool has a cat on it! My lover kitty Lacy, is warming my side of the bed for me!!!! Good night John Boy: Goodnight grandpa; Goodnight mary ellen.... Your frien and genuwine nut job quasimodo of Notre Oak Forest
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