| 01/28/10 11:09 PM |
#2109
|
|
Beau Wann, Jr.
Howdy youall, It's me again margaret!!!! Dr Psycho!!! Hey Lloyd, my beloved came home one day, and found me reeking of sweet smellum! I was taking all the samples out of the magazines and news paper and stacking them up to check em out to see ifin I liked any of them!
Soooooo, oncet I gotem all sorted out, I opened them up, and started smelling them, and it sorta got out of hand! I rubbed some of them on my shirt, and on my hands, and my face, and the chair, and the dogs and a couple of the cats! I only got the smell on the critters because they kept coming over for me to pet em, so I did!
My beloved comes home and half of the zoo is rolling around on the floor trying to get the smell off!! Of course, I immediately get the "look"! "What did you do to the animals" she says!!!! "Who me"???? When you start a sentence with "who me", you know things are pretty much going to go down hill from there!!!
"WHAT IS THAT SMELL" my beloved shouts incredulously!!!! "What smell" I reply!!!! "Whatd you do, hire some french fleusseys to poison the animals" my beloved says!!!! "I've never been in a Franch Whore Whouse, but I'm thinking this is pretty much how one of em smells" she says!!!
I explained to my beloved just how it got started and then where it went from there, pretty much down hill, into the ditch at the bottom!!! Meanwhile, Jack and Cooper and about 5 of the cats were sliding along the carpet on their faces, being pushed by their hind legs! It was a pretty comical sight, and I felt pretty sure my beloved was gonna have a really good laugh once her nose got over the initial shock!!!
"Get those clothes off, so I can wash them, and go take a shower, but first, help me do something with the animals" she says, "we may have to put em out of their misery, or I might just put you out of MY misery!!! So we got some wet towels and commenced to wiping down the critters! The dogs didnt mind too much, but the cats werent diggin it at all! Got a couple of war wounds from that little escapade!
"What were you thinking" DW says!!! "Well, I was trying to find a good perfume to buy you for your birthday or christmas" I says, remorseful as hell!!!! Well, that sorta softened her up some, and she held her breath and stood on her tiptoes and gave me a quick kiss!
So off with the stinky clothes in the shower with my stinky self, and back out with some less oderiferous casual wear!!! The poor animals, however, were still sliding along the carpet trying to get their smellers fixed!!! "Sorry guys" says I!
Well, my beloved and all the critters got over the "stinky" episode, just waiting and flinching for the next episode of "Dr Psycho", a true "pair of normal skitzophreniacs", ME!!!! Well, I'm quite sure I will out do myself somewhere along the way!!!
You people need to count your blessings, you could be living with me!!!! I live with me, and I have to tell you, sometimes I amaze myownself!!!!
Went to CostCo today, and got somemore coffee, and Bisquick, and cornmeal, to go along withthe hundreds of pounds of coffee, bisquick and cornmeal we already have!!! I keep waiting for Y2K to hit, I'm gonna be prepared when the SHTF! You people will be looking for some coffee when the shortage hits, and I will be sitting pretty! 10 dollars a cup; 10 dollars for a biscuit, or corn muffin!!!!! Maybe even more!!!! Ha! The onliest problem is, I've run out of room for our survival supplies!
Guess I will turn the game room into a rather large pantry!!!! Talking about all this food, has made me hungry! Cant have anything though, I am fasting until "breakfast"! Already had my "porridge"! Ok, I'm getting sleepy, so I will sign off for now! But dont get your hopes up, I'll be back!!!! Keep the sun at your 6 and ride boldly ride! yours very best frien, at least 6 or 4 of the 7 dwarfs, stinky, docky, dopey, grumpy, donder, blitzen, snap, crackle and Pop!!!!! Or just plain ol me!
|
|