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Beau Wann, Jr.
Lloyd, Thanks, I knew it was somewhere south of 34th st!!! My boys remember buying bags and bags of dryed beans and rice etc, and taking them to No 13 Firestation! That was what the red cross and others were asking for! Even sent candy and first aid kits!!! Kevin was almost 3 and billy was 4 and they still bring that up from time to time when we pass No 13 and Myti burger!!! They were so cute back then and sweet! Still are!!!! My boys, not No 13 and mytiburger!!! Although Having both in the hood is a good thing!!!
Also did the same thing for the Mexico City earthquake, and raised funds for the Tsunami victims, among other charitable endeavors!!!! Bully for us, right??? I know probably everyone in our class has contributed in some manner or form for charitable causes! Dont necessarily want thanks for it, but I'm sure we also dont wish to be assaulted for it either, or because of it, or what others, that dont do anything, perceive!!! Folks talk about perception, and the word should be stricken from the english language, nay, from the whirlds language!!!!! "Perception", is a stupid persons reality!!!!
The word,"Perception", is like the word, "tolerance", both oxymoronic! I know they are not true "oxymoronic words", but just think about them in the context of true reality! Someone is perceived "less intelligent" because they have no college degree!!! You can even move on up the ladder, ie you are less intelligent because you have a BS or a BA and not an MA or an MS, and conversly an MA and an MS holder is less intelligent than one holding a PHD! And one holdintg a PHD, but not being an MD, is still a lessor individual! Or a PHD MD not holding a high office etc etc!!!! Now true, one that is well read, is generally more informed, and perceptively more intelligent than one that does not read! But it doesnt make that so!!!! However, in my book, riches and knowledge and intelligence does abound from being well read!
Now however, and there is always a however, in everything, one that reads and has a memory problem, where does that place them???? And to sum it all up, just ask an engineer, and he will tell you, "everything is relative"!
Speaking of flying, I received my Popular Mechanics Magazine last week, and just recently started perusing it! I dont take magazines as a rule, but one of my sons takes all these surveys on line, and gets free subscriptions, and sent PM and Cowboys and Indians and Cigar Afficionado to me, of which the latter two have since expired!!!
There are a couple of articles in the PM that I just know you will be interested in! One is, "Can we trust robots"??? I report, you decide!!!! I know just the other day, I was trying to find the number to the "Stepford Wives" society, to see ifin I could get an upgrade on my beloved! The other topic, and I know you all will find this very enlightening if not very interesting! Some one like me, however, finds it rather, "what"??? Ok, here goes! Are you sitting down???
"Surviving a 35,000 foot fall"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kid you not!!!! What is that, a little better than 6 miles??? Take you about 3 minutes to fall that far. Lots of time to reflect on "why the hell did I take a plane" why the hell did I get out of bed"?????!!! Some of you good folks probably take PM, read it please, and then come to fudds and lets discuss it!
The article says youre falling, "Things are bad." (no kidding) "but nows the time to focus on the good news." THERES GOOD NEWS?????????????? OH HELP ME RHONDA!!!!!!! It goes on..."although gravity is against you," YA THINK????
"Believe it or not, you're better off away up here, (6 freaking miles off the ground) than if you'd slipped from the balcony of your higrise apt after one too many drinks"!!!!! OH PULEASE, give me a gallon of booze, and I wont care where I'm falling from, or to!!!!!! It goes on to say, "Granted, the odds of surviving a 6-mile plummet are extraordinarily slim, but at this point you've got nothing to lose BY UNDERSTANDING YOUR SITUATION"!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY??????? WHERE DO THEY DIG UP THESE GENIUSES?????????????????
I dont know about you, but if I'm falling straight down 6 miles at 120 miles an hour, with no chute or at least a mile of cotton to break my fall, i believe I understand the situation pretty well!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!! Hopefully I have passed out and wont catch on as to whats happening! Or if I can drink a gallon of Jack Daniels in less than 3 minutes, I probably wont care!!!!! This article takes you through, step by step at different altitudes, of just exactly whats happening and why!!! I NEED AN ARTICLE FROM A MAGAZINE TO TELL ME WHATS HAPPENING TO ME AS I AM TRAVELING 6 MILES STRAIGHT DOWN AT 120 MILES PER HOUR????? DID THEY FURNISH THIS MAGAZINE AND HIGHLIGHT IT ON MY FLIGHT??????? I dont think so!!!! First off, if I am hurtling towards terra firma at 120 miles per hour from almost 7 miles up, I'm gonna be trying to get a hold of God!!!! I mean, if this happened to me, I dont think I'm flying again, thank you very much!!!!
I cant go on, you people have got to read this yourself!!! You wont believe it!!! Was this written by a humorist??? The author is Dan Koeppel! it doesnt give his qualifications, or if he has ever done this once, or more than once! He does give reference to, "become a wreckage rider", a term coined by Massachusetts-based AMATEUR HISTORIAN Jim Hamilton, who developed the Free Fall Research Page!!!! There is an actual database on the subject!!! Just boggles the mind, dont it!!!!!!
What the hell does an AMATEUR HISTORIAN know about anything, but AMATEUR HISTORY????? Perhaps I am too harsh!!! I dont think so!!! Perhaps their time would be better spent on things like the cure for cancer, or whirld peas, or hells bells, "can we trust robots!!!
Please, someone else buy this magazine. It is Popular Mechanics February 2010! I will reimburse you! you gotta read it!!!! If not, I will bring my copy to Fudds next time!!!
There are some other really good information in this periodical, like which chain saw to buy! I am in the market for a chain saw, my last three have been disasters! I need one to survive a 6 mile plunge to earth! I think I've narrowed it down to a Stihl MS 230 C-BE Duro Chain Saw!!! I will let you know after I test it!
Well, it's nap time! check back with you later! Paul "sky king" Bunyan
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