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Beau Wann, Jr.
Good Sunday evening! Least I hope it was good for everyone! TYpical Sunday for me and DW. Church and stuff and a lazy afternoon out of the heat! Had our usual 30 suspects at the little country church in the city. Had a salad luncheon afterwards! YUK!!! Must be my taste buds, bud! Everything tasted like...terrible! Even the apple pie and cherry pie and chocolate fudge icecream sandwich didtn taste all that good! Yup, must be the taste buds...bud!!!!! After lunch, we put together emergency relief kits for things like, hurricane disasters etc...The church goes to where ever there is relief needed, and hand the kits out! Oh, it's a small thing, and inexpensive items, but things we take for granted, like, washcloths, soap, tooth brush, comb, first aid supplies, etc...Whoa...just thought of something else needed in an emergency, Dog and cat food and supplies! I'll give the folks that put this stuff together, a call and plant that Idear!!!!
You know, I have been toying with the idear of buying a fishing pole!!! Well, I dont have one, and I know every manly man is supposed to have one, So, Saturday, me and DW lit out early for breakfast, and then on our appointed rounds! First stop, after breakfast, Academy!!! Looked at alot of stuff there! It's hard to focus on just one thing, without perusing the rest of the store, isnt it!!!! Finally got over tto the fishing supplies, and thought it would be a rather easy task, picking out a fishing pole!!! Wrong, oh shinny head!!!! It wouldnt have been so difficult, if a certain party, who will remain nameless, but her initials are Diane Wann, hadnt insisted on helping me choose a fitchin pole!!!
I wasnt really sure myownself, which rod to look at, or what to look at in a fitchin pole!!! I picked one up, and shook it, like I had seen others do! Dont know why I was suppose to shake it, but it looked like I knew what I was doing! I over heard several folks say, "check this action out", and "man, this rod is sweet"!!! SWEET??? Nah, I dont think so! Apple pie is sweet...even the "action" of apple pie, headin down my gullet...now thats sweet!!! I tried to listen to the other folks, and see what I was suppose to expect from my fitchin pole...other than dont break, and catch fitch!!!!! Didnt learn too much, so I figured to just look for one that was esthetically pleasing!!!??? What ever in the heck that means!!! They have blue ones black ones, orange ones, yellow ones, silver ones, and yes, PINK ONES, for my little sweety haley! She already has a pink one! So now, I have to choose from all the different colors...and sizes, thickness and length...heavy sigh!!!
I finally decided to break rule number one of the "MAN CODE"...dont ask directions"...So I asked the first available store salesclerk..."how do I choose the right fitchin pole and reel"???? And their reply, "well whut do ya want er to do"??? First thing to come into my twisted mind and the first thing out of my mouth was, "well, I was thinking of teaching it to play the piano"...Did I strike a nerve??? Nah!!! He was looking at a rather shapely young lass also perusing the fitching equipment, and not even listening to me! Here's his big chance to impress the young lady, so he starts talking, or maybe he was panting, whatever, it was loudly..."well sir, if your going after great white shark, like I did earlier this summer, you'll want this baby"! "This Baby" was a HUGE white rod, about a hundred foot long, give or take 80 or 90 feet! It was almost big around as my arm! "Are you sure" says I??? "I'm just going after bass and perch and maybe a catfish or two" I state further!!!!
"Well, I cant help you with that small fish, I just deal in OFFSHORE, SHARKS, WHALES", he almosts shouts, and in the direction of the comely lass, that has now attracted more "sharks", and probably all in heat too! Of course none of US guys were ever like that...right???? So anyway, I say thank you and shuffle off down to the rods that you dont need a fork lift to pick up! I was doing pretty good, and had it narrowed down to about a half dozen give or take a dozen, when lo and behold the "little woman" walks up!!! "Whats with the crowd at the BIG ROD RACK", she says!!! "Oh, you know, boys just talkin fishin" says I!!!
"Well, have you found one yet" she says??? "No not yet, but I do have it narrowed down to three racks full" says I!!! "Oh this ones cute, honey look, its a Mickey Mouse fishing outfit" says my beloved!!!! "Oh look, here's a Pink Snoopy one"!!!! I knew from the moment she showed up, that this wasnt going to go as I had planned! Seems like each one she picked up was "just so cute and sweet"!!!! Now, I'm a sensitive guy, right, but I believe, here's where I went wrong when I said..."Look shugar" I said as nicely as possible, trying ever so hard not to trample on her feelings, "this rod and reel is for me, a manly man, Haley already has one, and so does Taylor, and we can sure buy you one too, but if you will allow me to pick out the rod and reel of my choosing..." I get the Teacher Glare, "well, you dont have be a stinker about it. Just go ahead, and pick out your old stupid fishing rod, I dont care..." I was expecting that lower lip to come juttin out, and eyes well up with tears, but no, thank goodness, her attention was drawn to yet another fishing outfit, already packed in a case, with lures and all! "Hey" she says, "How about this one"????
I take it from her, and sure nuff, it looked ok, had a telescoping rod, and a baitcasting reel and all sorts of lures and hooks and stuff, already in it's own genuine plastic see through case!!! "Why shugar, I do believe I like this one you picked out, got everything I need, and it's only 12.99"!!! Worth every penny no doubt!!! Made in the good ol U.S. of china!!!! So now I have my "Snoopy" fitchin rod and reel, and am ready to fitch, should any other body of water show up besides my cement pond!!!!
Speakin of water, Cole Creek sure been up and down over the course of a week or so! We had ten inches of rain, whenever that was. The water was sure moving on cole creek. probably a F9 on the "man that water sure is moving fast" scale! Last week, saw all the ducks, but this weekend, only saw about 4 or so! Of course, they could be hiding in the tall grass, you know how ducks are...you do know how ducks are dont you???? 'AFLAC"... Well, I;ll save that lecture for another time!
Burge, we are all wishing you good health...for sure!!! Someday, you'll make it down here! I am planning a motorcycle trip around Texas for the fall, when I get to Two states town, I'll buy you dinner, what do ya say!!! I want to stop at the harley dealer ship there and get a tshirt, and then move on to Paris Harley and so on! ride on up in the panhandle, then head back south and around the middle, to west Texas, maybe not all the way to ElPaso, been there, dont like it, but down through San Angelo and Garner St Park etc, lost maples, and drop in on Robbie B and take him out to dinner!!! Probably be in October! September is Dove hunting, and November and December is Deer Season, so probably October! Havent found anyone else that wants to go, so just might be me! Gonna buy a new camera, and take along my laptop, and chronicle my journey...Maybe it will be interesting...GOOD INTERESTING, I hope, and not bad interesting!!!!!
Ok, time to shut er down...
Keep the sun at your 6 and ride boldly ride...
DOD
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