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Beau Wann, Jr.
Howdy rowdy waltripians!
Been woirkin around the ol homestead, trying to shake this funk offin me! Rich LH, you said it was a high pressure that was holding us down??? Man, it sure is doing that!
Been out on Dawn patrol, well, er uh, more like brunch patrol, with the boys! Alls quiet on the western front! Mama duck and her 10, countem, 10 ducklings, are doing just fine! Little rascals are growing up. Wont be long, and they be truckin off to little ducky college!!! Saw Mr and Mrs Woodduck. Coots whoopin it up. Lots o cranes eating mudbugs...lots o doves...Hawks flying above!!! Today was trash/recycle day! Not a breath of air flowing, and the hood STUNK because of the garbage cans! I have never smelled it that bad before! Wow, almost had to put a handkerchef over my knose!!! That high, be creatin a high in stink...whew!!!!!peeeuuuu!!!
Having a hard time typing this because I have a WOOLY MAMMOTH, aka Big Oliver, in my lap! That boy sure has gotten clingy! I hear tell they can sense impending problems...you dont think I'm gonna croak do you!!!! Maybe I just have the sniffles!!! Yeah, thats it, the sniffles!!! of course I did stump "this little piggy had none" again!!! Jeeze Loueeze that hurts...I keep smacking the same toe too!!! That appendage is now twice the size of a normal toe...Ok, I want a recount...Ok, you will be glad to note, the wooly mammoth has gotten off my lap and is siting on my left foot, running his wet sandpaper tongue over my hurt toe! I guess he does know when I'm hurt...Of course, it aint hard to figure out, what with me dancing around on one foot, swearin like a sailor...Oh, thats right, I was a sailor...I believe I learned a few cuss words, and even made some up!!! Not particularly a thing to be proud of, but it's just life!
I thought I heard my beloved say a cuss word once, but she said it wasnt...I distinctly thought I heard her say "DAMN", but she said it was "MAN"!!!! yeah right!!!! Thats exacty what I say when I smash some part of my body, "MAN" !!!! OK OLIVER, I BELIEVE YOU CLEANED THAT TOE THOROUGHLY, THANK YOU!!! I believe he even made it smaller with his sandpaper tongue!!!
I saw some funny video either on the tele, or on a email someone sent me, of a cat drinking water from the faucet by letting the water run over it's head, and over its nose and onto its tongue!!! WELL...I got me one of those for real ones that does that! Annie-Bob!!! She likes to drink out of a faucet, so yesterday, I was watching her, and she was letting the water run over her nose, and onto her tongue!!! Peaches, likes to get in the shower, after you turn it off, and drink water!!! In fact if you take, what she perceives as too long in the shower, she starts howling at you to hurry up and get out, so she can get in!!!
Mine very own zoo...Hey, Bernd, we havent heard from you since a winter storm hit Berlin!!!! You ok???? Trying to get the big yellow bus ready to head your way...Speaking of Ready, saw a plumbers truck, called Freddie Baileys plumbing, since 1965...The slogan on the side said it all, "if youre leaking, youre ready for freddie"!!! I thought that was funny, but driving around Gotham City, you just look for entertaining things!!!! Heaven knows, the drivers with the cell phones crammed in their ears aint funny!!! Had lunch at Jasons yesterday, and a young woman with a child was sitting across from me, and that woman had her cell phone up to her ear the whole time! Never paying one bit of attention to that little girl!!!! One day shes gonna wonder why her daughter never has lunch with her, eh!!! If there hadnt been about 10 cops in there, I'd a grabbed her phone and chunked it out in the parking lot! I went to lunch with both sons along time ago, and a couple of other folks, and everyone of them was on their cellphones during lunch!!! I got up and went to the truck!!! The asked why, my reply was simple, "I didnt ask you cell phone to have lunch with me, just you" !!! I have watched people at lunch, and someone, at almost every table has a phone up to their ear!!!
We use to have season tickets to the Houston Astros, and the U of H cougars football, and basket ball! But I swear, we always sat behind or in front of folks not interested in the game, just talking as loud as they could on their cell phone! Just boggles the mind that people are that dependent on talking on a phone! Is everyone that insecure, they have to have an electronical umbilical cord to whoever they are talking to for hours????
What did people do before cell phones???? I'm still doing it!!!! I know, no one wants to call me...GOOD!!!! Cant hear em nohow!!!!
I rearranged the Library again! I like it much better now...I believe my beloved likes it too, although she did make a snide comment..."you through movin stuff around"??? That, and "I swear, youre going to wear out the legs on the furniture moving it about"!!!!! and "No wonder your back always hurts"!!! I dont have to put up with that...yes I do!!!!
gonna go to the ranch tomorrow! Got 600 pounds of corn, and 200 pounds of protein! And sundry other things! Boys will be glad to romp in the meadows, although it promises to be in the 90s! Our patio thermometer said 100 yesterday!!! And I just know it's official!!!
Got a plethora of projects to do! Change oil in the tractor, mow the roads, hook up an airconditioner...Gotta watch how many projects you assign yourself, cause when I first started some years ago, I would have 10 or 15 projects lined out, and only get to one of em! It all sounds easy in your head, but doing is another thing!!! Didnt take me long to figure that out! But, you need to have at least 3 projects to possibly attempt, just in case the primary project and the secondary project are kaput!!!
OLIVER, STOP LICKING MY FEET, MAN!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with this cat...er...wooley mammoth????? Ok, I love you too, thank you for taking such good care of me, now go see what mommy has for you...
Well, guess I will try to submit this, and see ifin I can get it by ol "java script"!!!
lotsa luck you and yourn...
DOD
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