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Beau Wann, Jr.
YEA RICHARD THE LION HEART AKA PUPPY RESCUER. GREAT BENEVOLENT KING, YOU!!!
SAY, SINCE YOU CLAIM ALL THE LAND WEST OF CARLEEN TO THE COUNTY LINE, MY YARD, ER, YOUR YARD NEEDS MOWING! WHEN MIGHT I EXPECT MY NEW LAND LORD, RICHARD THE LION HEART, TO SEE TO MY NEEDS????
NO THEODORE, OAF AINT CUTTIN IT. YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT THAT...HMMM NEED TO COME UP WITH A MORE BETTER MONIKER!
OUTSTANDING, IS TOO LONG...HMMM...DONT BOTHER ME, I'M THINKING HERE...HMMM....WELL, IT WILL COME TO ME!!!
Just back from PUPPY COLLEGE, ol Coop, that boy, wont do anything for me at home, but we get to school, and he just fawns all over our little lady prof! She is little, and probably 40 years my junior, and cute too! I can tell, she really wants me...probably to shut the hell up, cause I talk like a magpie! I dont know where my yakin is coming from, cause I never use to do that much...
But anyway, Coop got straight A's! He sure does like his/our instructor! Today the girl with the puppy chow...hmmm, that didnt sound right, how about Chow puppy??? Yeah thats the ticket! anyway, she wasnt there, but another young lady was there with a small rat! Well, it was a 3 month old shiitzu???? Ok ok, I know I kant spell it, but you know what I mean! The thing is smaller than my smallest cat!!! If it fell in one of my boots, it could walk around for days without going the full length of it, thats how small it was!!! Ol Coop saw that ball of fuzz, and his eyes lit up, and he looked at me and grinned, and I could see the light bulb go off, "oh boy, a snack. Can I huh???" Not just no Coop, but hell no!!! dont think the young lady brought her little ball of fluff to petsmart just so coop could have a snack!!! That dog was smaller than some of the dust bunnys we have in the house...even smaller than some of the hairballs my cats hark up!!! Ok, now your just getting silly!!!! Well, he made friends with the little ball of fluff and the ball of fluff wanted to climb Mt Cooper!!! He had to start from the tail end! But first he had to jump tail, cause coop was just a waggin it! Guess what the little ball of fluff was named??? CHLOE, AND HE'S A HE!!!
YOU DONT NAME A MALE DOG CHLOE!!!! GEEZE LOUEEZE, I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW THAT!!!
During the lesson, we swapped dogs! I got little tutu, and had no clue what to do with something that small!!! Plus it was so fluffly, I couldnt tell if it was sitting of standing or just what! I told IT to sit, and I guess IT did, so I gave it one of Coops treats, which was almost as big as "IT"! So as "IT" was wrestling with the treat, trying to find a spot it could get it's teeth in,(I guess "IT" has teeth) meanwhile, the instructor came over and just shook her head at the size of the treat I gave "IT"! She broke the treat up into miniscule bites for "IT"!!! Hmmm...
Hey Richard the LH, we have a sharpei in the hood here, and he has a very deep commanding bark! Almost like Coops! That Sharpei is soooo beautiful and inquisitive! Just looks and studies and cocks his head sideways and is just magnificent!!!
Went to the country place yesterday, and did country place stuff! Didnt get those park benches put to gether, but did get another swing put together! Only two screws...yea!!! Ol jack just has to have a swing, so me, being accomodating, took one to the ranch, and now we have one at both places! Put together two 50 gallon rain barrels, set em up over by the blackberries and raspberry and blueberries!!! Started mowing, and mowed all around our crops, and started looking for the blueberry plant...couldnt find it!!!! My beloved walks over with the boys, and says, "where is the blueberry plant"???? I axed her the same thing!!! She walks over to a spot in the ground, and said, Plain as day, "It was right here, what did you do"??? "Why is it always me that gets blamed" I says defensively???? "Because IT IS ALWAYS YOU"!!! my beloved replys!
"OH" says I! Anyway, I took out our entire blueberry crop in one fell swoop with the tractor!!! So get ready, the price of blueberries is going up! Well, it was just one blueberry plant, but it's a start!!! Our blackberries and rasperries are having babies, er, fruit! I planted them, because I didnt remember seeing any wild blackberries growing up there!!! Once again, what we have here, is failure to communicate, with mother nature! Soon as our plants started fruiting out, we have millions and billions and trillions of wild blackberry plants, just about ready for the fruit to turn black!!! Oh well!!!!
Both boys had a good time! Gave em both a soup bone to enjoy, and they just gnawed on em for about an hour! Got lots done in an hour without them buttin their collective noses in to what ever I was doin!!! Saw a young buck cross the middle meadow. No antlers, and it was alone, so it couldnt have been a doe, cause there was no fawn! Generally this time o year, if it's a doe, there should be a fawn following it, generally!!!! Saw a couple o cotton tails!!! Oh, Cooper and John boy, being the fine splendid HUNTIN DOGS that they are, never saw the deer! Bunch a dang dummies!!! I guess jack just likes cotton tails, cause he bounded after em, with Coop close on his heels, well, semi close! Coop had no clue what they were running after! He looked to see if we were watching, and ran into a tree!!!! I couldnt help but laugh! Got punched by my beloved, but heck, sometimes a little pain with a good laugh is warranted!! Still chuckling when I think about it!!! Ol coop bounced off the tree, and just stood there grinnin!!! I called for him to come to me, and his path to us, was a might erratic!!!
Dont think there is any permanent damage, cause he's still as dumb as ever!!! They really ran themselves ragged up there! They both slept all the way back! I even rattled the donut sack we got at the Navasota Donut Palace, they didnt even move! Even my beloved was asleep! Good for me, cause I got the last of the donuts and last of the coffee whilst the three little angels were nappin!!!! I do so enjoy our country place! Hey Kay, thought about you and Tony when we stopped at the donut palace in Navasota, and Lynn in hearne, when we went through Bryan! Oh, Robert, you live close to Navasota dont you??? How come you wasnt on the side of the road waving at us as we drove by????
Gonna go back to the ranch Friday and stay till Saturday! Got to be back for my duties at the little country church in the city, on sunday!!! Anyone want to go to the ranch Friday or Saturday, come on!!! Gonna stop by the donut palace on the way up! The boys just love them donut holes!!!
Hey Theo, I have only seen one small copperhead, and he was heading for the county road! "Shoo" says I, "beat it, and dont come back"!!!! Not looking forward to my first run in with a Timber Rattler! Saw pictures of one in a tree, from this area, that was the size of an anaconda!!! you might know I'd pick a place where the snakes hang out in the trees, and none of em apple either!!! Guess they hang out in the trees because of the hogs! Since hogs cant climb trees!!! Thats one good thing about these wild hogs, is they eat the snakes on the ground! Did you know, you cant poison a hog??? They be immune!!!
Hey Theo, "KING OLAF", yeah thats the ticket! Heyyyyyy, remember the roast beast place called, "KING OLAFS" ??? There was one on the corner of Ella and Pinemont!! They had very good samiches! Wonder why they closed up???? Hey Corvette Jim, you doing a pre-whirld comeback reunion tour???? Sounds great to me! You take pics???? Bring em next tuesday at elmer fudds! Blow em up to poster size, so us "deaf dumb and blind kids" can see em clearly!!!
Richard the LH, we want to see your new puppy!!! CARLOS LEE, JUST HIT A TWO RUN HOMER TO LEFT FIELD, OUT OF THE STADIUM ONTO THE STREET, TO WIN THE GAME!!! BASEBALL BEN BERRY BERRY GOOD TO ME!!! I heard lulac and the illegals were gonna protest this game tonight!!! Yeah, thats gonna do some good alright! Can you imagine an american protesting something in mexico or any other country, especially if they were there illegally??? The mexs have very strict laws against anyone being there without a visa or passport, in fact, they dont send you back, you get to sit and rot on one of their wonderful "human rights prisons"!!!
Here is another small tidbit on the stupid idjits protesting their not being able to break the law!! Did you people out there know, that we have the same laws here as Arizona, and just about everyother state does too???? The cops can stop you for probable cause, or if you are breaking the law, and ask to see your identification!!! If you dont have it, you can be taken to jail, and if you are not in the system at all, you deffinately go to jail! Duh!!!! Why do we have laws if they are not observed??? Now, I dont particularly like having to produce my "papers" to the gestapo or SS boys, but aint much use protesting it, cause it aint gonna change, or not change easy!!!
I generally dont watch sports on tv, seems the sports comentators want to talk it to death, but my beloved came in and turned it on! She loves sports, baseball, football, NASCAR, basketball, and I could care less about any of it!!! When we get the paper, she takes the sports section first, and I of course, get the Funnies!!! Which, by the way, aint very funny! I like snoopy, and Red and Rover and LuAnn! Spider man is kinda...cant find a good word for it, but it aint too good!!! The phantom really messed up this go round!!! Remember the Katzenjammer kids??? Little Abner; Mutt and Jeff: How bout the little king???? Oh, my altime favorite, POGO!!!
I think Beetle Bailey should retire from the army, and sarge, in fact the whole gang should retire! Remember there was a drive-in on Crosstimbers just before Airline on the left, called Baileys???
Remember the fruit and vegetable vendors on each corrner at airline and crosstimbers, one would have 5 cantaloups for a dollar, or 5 water mellons for a dollar, and the others would raise the count on the fruit, or lower the price! Can you imagine 5 watermellons for a dollar??? Now they are 5 dollars apiece! And the small water mellons, instead of calling them "small watermellons" they are called "personal watermellons"! Whats up with that???? A small pizza at Colinas, is a "personal pizza"!!!! Sooooo, what have we learned...A large meal is a "large meal" and a small meal is a "personal meal"???? Just boggles the mind!!!!
Oh, here is another tidbit from the political whirld! Good ol dictator hugo chavez of venezuela, being the good leftist dictator that he is, and the hollywood crowd and the prez obummer seems to love, well he shut down the tv stations for saying bad things about him, or the truth! Now they have one state run TV station! (this happened last year when he took over) Well, his subjects were mad at him for shutting the TV stations down, and rightly so! However, the reason they were mad about it was because they couldnt watch their soap operas!!! Those people deserve what they get!!! I didnt make this up, This was reported by the chronicle and on the internet news!!! Wonder why he didnt win the nobel peace prize!!!!
I imagine thats whats gonna happen here! obummer was already mad at the new yark times, for printing the truth about something he said in the campaign, and has reneged on, and they helped get him elected! He even tried to exclude fox news from something, but it backfired, cause all the other news stations, said "if fox cant be there, then we wont cover it"! I was surprised at this! But I digress...
Richard the LH, bring your puppy, bring your puppy, bring your puppy, pring your buppy...
Any of youall had tamales from Alamo Tamale factory here in town???? My beloved brought two dozen home, and we promptly ate half a dozen! They are just wonderful! I highly recommend them! No after affects like heartburn or other adverse side affects!!! They are about 9 dollars a dozen! Remember when they were maybe a dollar a dozen??? Neither do I!!!!
Ok, say goodnight Duke...goodnight duke!
your all night news and political commentator, good friend and brother
Rocky road the duke of madame DuBarry st!
Post Script; my beloved says there is a teacher at Waltrip named Mrs Peek!!! Seems there has always been a Mrs Peek at Reagan and Waltrip! Kin??????? Hmmmmm... If there is no Mrs Peek, do they get a teacher to change her name to Mrs Peek???? I dont recall having a Mrs Peek for a teacher! Musta taught shop or something like that! Couldnt a taught Algebra, cause I knew that dept very well!!!
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